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flynryan15
05-07-2011, 11:02 PM
Ever had a question you have been dying to know the answer to? Do you feel the need for a deep philosophical life changing experience? Do you want to know when you will see Cedar being chased by Chris Hanson? Or do you just want Cedar to come clean about his Terrorist affiliations?

Well here is your thread, Cedar is on the hot seat and here to answer all questions. No holds bared! Don't hold back!

CedarPhin
05-07-2011, 11:17 PM
Ask what you may gentlemen.

flynryan15
05-07-2011, 11:22 PM
Why did I lose my server transfer survivor badge?

WeVie
05-07-2011, 11:29 PM
How many times a day do you rub one out?

Joe from WY
05-07-2011, 11:32 PM
Cedar, what do you feel is your greatest disappointment in life?...lol

Thanks,...lol
Joe...lol
from...lol
Meeteetse, WY 82433...lol

Joe from WY
05-07-2011, 11:33 PM
meskelnnns weerrrrnnnnnn awfff...lol

CedarPhin
05-07-2011, 11:36 PM
Why did I lose my server transfer survivor badge?

No clue, I'll get it back though.

Vaark
05-07-2011, 11:38 PM
A bandit leaves Cheyenne, Wyoming in a stolen car at 4:00 am, traveling eastward at the constant rate of 60 miles per hour. At 6:00 am, a sheriff pursues him in a police car traveling at the constant rate of 75 miles per hour.

At what time does the sheriff overtake the bandit? How far from Cheyenne is the scene of capture?

CedarPhin
05-07-2011, 11:39 PM
How many times a day do you rub one out?

Plead the fifth.
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/500full-1.jpg

CedarPhin
05-07-2011, 11:40 PM
A bandit leaves Cheyenne, Wyoming in a stolen car at 4:00 am, traveling eastward at the constant rate of 60 miles per hour. At 6:00 am, a sheriff pursues him in a police car traveling at the constant rate of 75 miles per hour.

At what time does the sheriff overtake the bandit? How far from Cheyenne is the scene of capture?

You should ask Joe about that one.

flynryan15
05-07-2011, 11:46 PM
How many times a day do you rub one out?

So the kid has a nervous habit

CedarPhin
05-07-2011, 11:59 PM
Cedar, what do you feel is your greatest disappointment in life?...lol

Thanks,...lol
Joe...lol
from...lol
Meeteetse, WY 82433...lol

Dan Marino not winning a Super Bowl. No seriously, I'd have to think about that.

Joe from WY
05-08-2011, 12:15 AM
ooooo....annnnnn thnkx fer thhh laffffffffffsssss fllr...lol

flynryan15
05-08-2011, 12:26 AM
No clue, I'll get it back though.

Thank you!

WeVie
05-08-2011, 09:30 AM
Plead the fifth.
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/500full-1.jpg

That is no allowed. If asked, you have to answer.

Bumpus
05-08-2011, 10:28 AM
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

CedarPhin
05-08-2011, 10:29 AM
They're a grey, blank format, and splashed with both black and white stripes in a paintshop somewhere.

Bumpus
05-08-2011, 10:35 AM
They're a grey, blank format, and splashed with both black and white stripes in a paintshop somewhere.

Can we expect to see a new show on Discovery titled "Zebra Paintshop?"

Bumpus
05-08-2011, 10:42 AM
If oranges were blue, would they still be called oranges?

Or, would the colors as we know them be different?

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/415890880_4bdcbdaa8a-1.jpg

WeVie
05-08-2011, 10:46 AM
How many more days till the lockout is over?

ROADRUNNER
05-08-2011, 10:46 AM
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Ah… the Great Zebra Debate. Are they white with black stripes or vice versa? Kingdoms and friendships have fallen because of this debate, but here goes:
After doing a bit of research, the common consensus among reputable sources is that zebras are black with white stripes. Now, before anyone who disagrees takes my head off, you should know that there is actually a bit of logic and science behind this reasoning. First, most zebras have darker skin underneath their coats. Second, fair skinned equids would not have fared well over the centuries in the unforgiving hot, arid African regions. Third, scientists believe that zebras diverged from a solid-colored equine, with the African Wild *** (Equus africanus) being the first species to appear after this diversion followed by the Plains Zebra (Equus quagga- aka the Common Zebra).

Vaark
05-08-2011, 10:50 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/25r1j52-1.jpg

How do those manufacturers ever get teflon to stick to pots and pans?? (Inquiring minds need 2know)

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/befuddledbewildered-1.jpg

Bumpus
05-08-2011, 10:52 AM
Ginger or Mary Ann?

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/Ginger2B262BMary2BAnn-1.jpg

flynryan15
05-08-2011, 10:53 AM
Why doesn't NASCAR ever run clockwise instead of counter clockwise?

WeVie
05-08-2011, 11:26 AM
Why doesn't NASCAR ever run clockwise instead of counter clockwise?

I asked my dad that very same thing one time.

ROADRUNNER
05-08-2011, 11:33 AM
I asked my dad that very same thing one time.

Well what's the answers.............:lol:

PhinsPhan11
05-08-2011, 11:42 AM
Why doesn't NASCAR ever run clockwise instead of counter clockwise?
A better question is, why even watch NASCAR in the first place?

WeVie
05-08-2011, 12:02 PM
Well what's the answers.............:lol:

He didn't know. I think he said something like, "well, how would you like making right turns all the time?"

WeVie
05-08-2011, 12:04 PM
Cadance wants to know this one. Why is there a mother's day and a father's day but no kids day?

Bumpus
05-08-2011, 12:04 PM
Is there a better way to crush beer cans?

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/2369284053_58fb6cf5ef-1.jpg

Bumpus
05-08-2011, 12:13 PM
Approximately how much crystal meth has Ric Flair smoked in his lifetime?

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/Ric_Flair-1.gif

Vaark
05-08-2011, 12:17 PM
Credit to Smokey Robinson for first wondering about these:

What's so good about "goodbye'
What's so fair about "fair well"

????????????

WeVie
05-08-2011, 12:34 PM
Why have I started growing long white hairs out of my ears and what can I do about it?

COphinphan89
05-08-2011, 02:32 PM
What is the best strain of weed in California?

CedarPhin
05-08-2011, 04:28 PM
I'll answer all of your questions. Starting now.

CedarPhin
05-08-2011, 04:34 PM
Can we expect to see a new show on Discovery titled "Zebra Paintshop?"

I doubt it. You're probably more likely to see a reality show that follows a group of crackhead circus midgets around before there's a "Zebra Paintshop".

CedarPhin
05-08-2011, 04:34 PM
What is the best strain of weed in California?

Easy. Trainwreck.

CedarPhin
05-08-2011, 04:36 PM
Why have I started growing long white hairs out of my ears and what can I do about it?

Soon you'll be sitting on FH, shaking your fist at both political parties (whichever is convenient all the time), or be locked on your couch 24/7 watching a cable news loop. What can you do about it? Just find a couple 20-somethings to hang out with.

CedarPhin
05-08-2011, 04:37 PM
Credit to Smokey Robinson for first wondering about these:

What's so good about "goodbye'
What's so fair about "fair well"

????????????

I'd say it's a "goodbye" if you really don't like the person, and you're happy to be leaving/see them go. It's a "fare thee well" if you like the person and hope things stay well for them.

CedarPhin
05-08-2011, 04:38 PM
Approximately how much crystal meth has Ric Flair smoked in his lifetime?

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/Ric_Flair-1.gif

I think he's just got a Tony Montana sized pile of blow back at the Flair Mansion, and has had an IV of "Jolt Cola" in his arm since his career started.

CedarPhin
05-08-2011, 04:40 PM
If oranges were blue, would they still be called oranges?

Or, would the colors as we know them be different?

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/415890880_4bdcbdaa8a-1.jpg

If oranges were blue, they'd be called "blues". But if those were called "blues", then what would people refer to Xanax as?

CedarPhin
05-08-2011, 04:40 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/25r1j52-1.jpg

How do those manufacturers ever get teflon to stick to pots and pans?? (Inquiring minds need 2know)

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/befuddledbewildered-1.jpg

A very complex chemical process.

CedarPhin
05-08-2011, 04:41 PM
Ginger or Mary Ann?

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/Ginger2B262BMary2BAnn-1.jpg

Definitely Mary Ann. Any day of the week.

CedarPhin
05-08-2011, 04:42 PM
Why doesn't NASCAR ever run clockwise instead of counter clockwise?

Too much whiskey, you tend to lose a sense of direction.

CedarPhin
05-08-2011, 04:42 PM
A better question is, why even watch NASCAR in the first place?

Because people love disasters.

CedarPhin
05-08-2011, 04:43 PM
Cadance wants to know this one. Why is there a mother's day and a father's day but no kids day?

I'd tell her that's what Christmas is. Ask "Do you remember Christmas?"

CedarPhin
05-08-2011, 04:44 PM
Is there a better way to crush beer cans?

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/2369284053_58fb6cf5ef-1.jpg

Nope.

ROADRUNNER
05-08-2011, 04:51 PM
Cedar clear some space in your in box................:up:

WeVie
05-08-2011, 05:20 PM
Why do women never want sex as much as us guys and how can we make them want it more?

WeVie
05-08-2011, 05:22 PM
Women always want back rubs. Why do you never hear, "honey, can I get a boob rub?"

WeVie
05-08-2011, 05:24 PM
Can blind people see their dreams?

WeVie
05-08-2011, 05:27 PM
Why is milk a necessary ingredient to make instant potatoes?
Is milk removed when potatoes are dehydrated?
How does one milk a potato?

WeVie
05-08-2011, 05:29 PM
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

WeVie
05-08-2011, 05:31 PM
Why is it OK to sell your blood or sperm,
but illegal to sell a kidney or part of your liver
which could save someones life?

WeVie
05-08-2011, 05:32 PM
Why are there so many "R" rated movies
without nudity? If a movie is already rated "R" due to violence,
drug use, language, etc., what does the producer or director think
he will lose by showing a little skin?

flynryan15
05-08-2011, 06:50 PM
Why do women never want sex as much as us guys and how can we make them want it more?

Pluck those long white hairs coming out of your ears Yoda things will get better!

Sorry I couldn't resist

PhinsPhan11
05-08-2011, 08:36 PM
Pluck those long white hairs coming out of your ears Yoda things will get better!

Sorry I couldn't resist
:lol:

WeVie
05-08-2011, 08:46 PM
Pluck those long white hairs coming out of your ears Yoda things will get better!

Sorry I couldn't resist

I have been working on them.

CedarPhin
05-08-2011, 08:54 PM
Why is it OK to sell your blood or sperm,
but illegal to sell a kidney or part of your liver
which could save someones life?

Blood and sperm give and sustain life.

The Kidney selling ban? That's what round trip tickets to Beijing or Bangkok are made for.

CedarPhin
05-08-2011, 08:54 PM
Why are there so many "R" rated movies
without nudity? If a movie is already rated "R" due to violence,
drug use, language, etc., what does the producer or director think
he will lose by showing a little skin?

They risk an "X" rating, and couldn't show it at a variety of theatres. I think.

flynryan15
05-08-2011, 09:43 PM
I have been working on them.

Want to borrow my weed wacker?

Valandui
05-08-2011, 10:07 PM
Will Myles Finch ever make good on his threat to kidnap Kate Middleton Helen of Troy style and start a war with the UK in the process?

CedarPhin
05-08-2011, 10:37 PM
Will Myles Finch ever make good on his threat to kidnap Kate Middleton Helen of Troy style and start a war with the UK in the process?
The question is, would the UK even fight back?

flynryan15
05-08-2011, 11:50 PM
The question is, would the UK even fight back?

I think you have confused the UK for France. The Brits will fight.

CedarPhin
05-09-2011, 12:17 AM
They'd get us to fight ourselves.

flynryan15
05-09-2011, 01:06 AM
They'd get us to fight ourselves.

The French are good for nothing surrender monkeys

NY8123
05-09-2011, 10:25 AM
If I get a Blow Job from a fat chick and no one knows about it, does it still count as "hoggin' it"?

flynryan15
05-09-2011, 12:42 PM
If I get a Blow Job from a fat chick and no one knows about it, does it still count as "hoggin' it"?

I think it is only hogging if you boink her and make her oink so your ok.

ROADRUNNER
05-09-2011, 12:49 PM
The question is, would the UK even fight back?

Now Cedar watch it.........Hope your not talking about Scotland.

Wildbill3
05-09-2011, 12:54 PM
Why did I lose my server transfer survivor badge?because you didn't transfer servers. next.

ROADRUNNER
05-09-2011, 12:58 PM
because you didn't transfer servers. next.

New badge........you admin boys are pimping.

CedarPhin
05-09-2011, 01:03 PM
How many more days till the lockout is over?

However many days until they reach an agreement.

CedarPhin
05-09-2011, 01:06 PM
If I get a Blow Job from a fat chick and no one knows about it, does it still count as "hoggin' it"?

If a tree falls in the forest and crushes and kills a woman, why was there a forest in the kitchen?

CedarPhin
05-09-2011, 01:06 PM
Now Cedar watch it.........Hope your not talking about Scotland.

England gets my ire, not Scotland.

CedarPhin
05-09-2011, 01:10 PM
The French are good for nothing surrender monkeys

The UK wouldn't send a fleet of ships. They'd probably send a sharply worded letter to MF's residence, demanding the return of Kate Middleton or else, but then never explicitly mentioning what "or else" actually is.

ROADRUNNER
05-09-2011, 01:17 PM
On the way too kick England's ***............http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/dhm900-1.jpg

ROADRUNNER
05-09-2011, 01:20 PM
Aberdeen's new sculpture of Robert the Bruce.king of Scotland.............http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/ROBERT_BRUCE_STATUEJPG-1.jpg

flynryan15
05-09-2011, 01:56 PM
because you didn't transfer servers. next.

No I did have the badge then one day it vanished with all my post thanks and rep. Do you know how hard it was for me to play nice to build a positive rep again? ;-)

flynryan15
05-09-2011, 01:59 PM
The UK wouldn't send a fleet of ships. They'd probably send a sharply worded letter to MF's residence, demanding the return of Kate Middleton or else, but then never explicitly mentioning what "or else" actually is.

France would just waive a white flag!

Valandui
05-09-2011, 04:05 PM
The UK wouldn't send a fleet of ships. They'd probably send a sharply worded letter to MF's residence, demanding the return of Kate Middleton or else, but then never explicitly mentioning what "or else" actually is.
I'm just worried about being Odysseus in a Trojan War-like situation.

Tunaphish429
05-09-2011, 04:11 PM
Cedar, when we gonna have another roast?

Who is gonna be the roastee?

ROADRUNNER
05-09-2011, 04:11 PM
Will my plane crash tomorrow..............:boohoo:

CedarPhin
05-09-2011, 04:18 PM
Will my plane crash tomorrow..............:boohoo:

No.

CedarPhin
05-09-2011, 04:19 PM
Cedar, when we gonna have another roast?

Who is gonna be the roastee?

I suppose it'll happen when there's another roast. As for the roastee? Maybe a vote this time?

CedarPhin
05-09-2011, 04:20 PM
I'm just worried about being Odysseus in a Trojan War-like situation.

Being stuck on a boat in a sea full of endless roadblocks would suck balls.

I can see why he was so pissed off when he finally made it back.

CedarPhin
05-09-2011, 04:21 PM
Aberdeen's new sculpture of Robert the Bruce.king of Scotland.............http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/ROBERT_BRUCE_STATUEJPG-1.jpg

That's pretty awesome.

Dolfan3773
05-09-2011, 04:27 PM
Will the Miami Heat beat the Boston Celtics tonight and will the win the NBA Championship?... :D

ROADRUNNER
05-09-2011, 04:47 PM
That's pretty awesome.

$250.0000........tax payers money but well worth it.

CedarPhin
05-09-2011, 04:48 PM
Can blind people see their dreams?

People see in their dreams that which they know.

CedarPhin
05-09-2011, 04:49 PM
Why is milk a necessary ingredient to make instant potatoes?
Is milk removed when potatoes are dehydrated?
How does one milk a potato?

There are some things I don't have the answer to. This is one of them.

CedarPhin
05-09-2011, 04:49 PM
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Because of its giant inferiority complex.

CedarPhin
05-09-2011, 04:50 PM
Will the Miami Heat beat the Boston Celtics tonight and will the win the NBA Championship?... :D

They'll win in 6.

Bumpus
05-10-2011, 12:03 PM
What ... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

CedarPhin
05-10-2011, 12:14 PM
Probably a tad bit slower than if the swallow were laden.

Or it floats and they call it "Bin Laden".

Tunaphish429
05-10-2011, 12:28 PM
Did Xpac get banned again?

CedarPhin
05-10-2011, 12:31 PM
No.

CedarPhin
05-10-2011, 12:32 PM
I've noticed he hasn't been around lately either.

WeVie
05-10-2011, 12:45 PM
Will I ever get to experience the joys and pleasures of a 3D movie?

CedarPhin
05-10-2011, 12:48 PM
They'll win in 6.

They'll close out in Game 5.

Boston's last stand was last night.

CedarPhin
05-10-2011, 12:49 PM
Will I ever get to experience the joys and pleasures of a 3D movie?

Yeah. Go check out Green Lantern on June 17th.

WeVie
05-10-2011, 12:51 PM
Yeah. Go check out Green Lantern on June 17th.

But 3D does not work for me. When will they make 3D for those of us with single vision?

Tunaphish429
05-10-2011, 01:03 PM
I've noticed he hasn't been around lately either.

Yea, I cant Pm him either...kinda weird...

Maybe he is on vacation or something..

CedarPhin
05-10-2011, 01:10 PM
But 3D does not work for me. When will they make 3D for those of us with single vision?

I've never really ever had an urge to see a 3D movie. A 3D sporting event would be pretty cool though.

WeVie
05-10-2011, 02:31 PM
I've never really ever had an urge to see a 3D movie. A 3D sporting event would be pretty cool though.

You would if you didn't have the ability to see one. It's rather upsetting. What am I to do when everything has become 3D?

CedarPhin
05-10-2011, 02:57 PM
Oh, you really can't see 3D.

If you can't enjoy it, go and enjoy the outdoors, or go on some travels around the world. Expand your horizons.

Tunaphish429
05-10-2011, 03:16 PM
Was Ricky's Bong banned?

I beleive that was his name.. He was from Canada?

Was he banned for life?

WeVie
05-10-2011, 03:23 PM
Oh, you really can't see 3D.

If you can't enjoy it, go and enjoy the outdoors, or go on some travels around the world. Expand your horizons.

Yeah I can't see 3D. I have to wear the glasses or it's all blurry but nothing jumps out at me.

Gonzo
05-10-2011, 03:28 PM
Was Ricky's Bong banned?

I beleive that was his name.. He was from Canada?

Was he banned for life?
He's still a member. Hangs out in the Depths. He changed his name to Ricky'sWeinerBong after coming to terms with his true desires.

CedarPhin
05-10-2011, 04:01 PM
I'll never understand why he made that request. The pink name too.

CedarPhin
05-10-2011, 04:02 PM
Strange one, that one.

CedarPhin
05-10-2011, 04:03 PM
Yeah I can't see 3D. I have to wear the glasses or it's all blurry but nothing jumps out at me.

That really sucks. Sorry to hear about that.

Like I said though, if the world goes to all 3D at some point during your lifetime, I'd move to a tropical island someplace, or something.

NY8123
05-10-2011, 04:05 PM
If a tree falls in the forest and crushes and kills a woman, why was there a forest in the kitchen?

Because you were in love with a sasquatch.

WeVie
05-10-2011, 04:33 PM
I'll never understand why he made that request. The pink name too.

A Pink name? That is too funny

CedarPhin
05-10-2011, 04:35 PM
Because you were in love with a sasquatch.

I've banged chicks in the forest before. Never a sasquatch though.

CedarPhin
05-10-2011, 04:35 PM
A Pink name? That is too funny

Yeah. He asked for it.

Valandui
05-10-2011, 04:55 PM
Because you were in love with a sasquatch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrWF6z8t3JI

flynryan15
05-10-2011, 08:49 PM
Why did you guys change Tyler back from pink with the badge Banana Hamock Inspector or something like that? That **** was funny!

WeVie
05-10-2011, 09:10 PM
How much longer will it take me to rid myself of the rest of this gut to finally have a flat tummy?

CedarPhin
05-11-2011, 02:10 AM
How much longer will it take me to rid myself of the rest of this gut to finally have a flat tummy?

Probably not a whole lot longer.

WeVie
05-11-2011, 09:09 AM
Probably not a whole lot longer.

But how much longer? I really want some ice-cream, some cake, some brownies, and a big fat 5 Guys burger!!!

NY8123
05-11-2011, 09:46 AM
How does Superman fly faster?

CedarPhin
05-11-2011, 01:36 PM
He makes his uniform super smooth.

NY8123
05-11-2011, 01:39 PM
Will an ordinary rubber work for Superman or will his sperm use heat vision to burn through?

CedarPhin
05-11-2011, 01:41 PM
You'd have to think the only way he could actually have sex with an ordinary woman is if he used a Kryptonite condom.

Of course, that would kill him. He couldn't raw dog the chick because it's likely his sperm would shoot all the way through her.

He's kind of screwed.

CedarPhin
05-11-2011, 01:41 PM
Why did you guys change Tyler back from pink with the badge Banana Hamock Inspector or something like that? That **** was funny!

Staff Madness is over.

WeVie
05-11-2011, 01:53 PM
What does one do to become staff?

CedarPhin
05-11-2011, 02:27 PM
Stay out of trouble. Be cool to the site.

WeVie
05-11-2011, 03:19 PM
Stay out of trouble. Be cool to the site.

Ahhh. I never get in trouble

ROADRUNNER
05-11-2011, 03:38 PM
i will never get it then.............

WeVie
05-11-2011, 04:22 PM
i will never get it then.............

You may be in trouble with your wife if you don't stay away from Finheaven while you are away.

Bumpus
05-11-2011, 04:38 PM
What does one do to become staff?

Well, I hear tyler got a sturdy pair of knee pads and ...

:lol:

flynryan15
05-11-2011, 09:04 PM
Stay out of trouble. Be cool to the site.

There goes my chances!

WeVie
05-11-2011, 09:31 PM
Well, I hear tyler got a sturdy pair of knee pads and ...

:lol:

AHHHH. I see how it works now.

flynryan15
05-12-2011, 01:02 AM
Any chance you can make JCane a Master Troll badge he really wants one?

WeVie
05-12-2011, 01:04 AM
Any chance you can make JCane a Master Troll badge he really wants one?

I want more badges too, but I don't really know what I would have them for.

flynryan15
05-12-2011, 01:09 AM
I want more badges too, but I don't really know what I would have them for.

I thought for sure I had the Debbie Downer Badge ****ing Dlockz got it.

ROADRUNNER
05-12-2011, 03:57 AM
You may be in trouble with your wife if you don't stay away from Finheaven while you are away.

cant help myself im such a bad boy.............:d-day:

Valandui
05-12-2011, 04:32 AM
You'd have to think the only way he could actually have sex with an ordinary woman is if he used a Kryptonite condom.

Of course, that would kill him. He couldn't raw dog the chick because it's likely his sperm would shoot all the way through her.

He's kind of screwed.
Is the Thing's dork made of orange rock too?

NY8123
05-12-2011, 08:18 AM
Have you ever inserted your big toe into a vagina?

WeVie
05-12-2011, 10:18 AM
How much longer will it take to sale my house in VA?

CedarPhin
05-12-2011, 06:04 PM
Is the Thing's dork made of orange rock too?

No clue. Ask one of the Fantastic Four. You should get your friend some help, he seeemssss a bit preoccupied with super hero sexual organs.

CedarPhin
05-12-2011, 06:06 PM
How much longer will it take to sale my house in VA?

Probably until the maket corrects itself I'd imagine. What's the market like there? Did the bottom fall out? PM me more details.

CedarPhin
05-12-2011, 06:06 PM
Have you ever inserted your big toe into a vagina?

No. Well maybe one time....

CedarPhin
05-12-2011, 06:10 PM
Any chance you can make JCane a Master Troll badge he really wants one?

Someone would have to make that badge first. I'm **** at badge making.

CedarPhin
05-12-2011, 06:11 PM
I want more badges too, but I don't really know what I would have them for.

You could add a VIP badge for the small fee of 18 dollars.

flynryan15
05-12-2011, 09:11 PM
Someone would have to make that badge first. I'm **** at badge making.

It is done Vaark made it

NY8123
05-12-2011, 10:28 PM
No. Well maybe one time....


http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif[/URL] GIFSoup (http://www.gifsoup.com/)[/IMG]


Atta Boy!!!

WeVie
05-13-2011, 12:36 AM
You could add a VIP badge for the small fee of 18 dollars.

I used to be a VIP member way back when. I may jump on that wagon again soon. What does it come with these days?

WeVie
05-13-2011, 12:39 AM
Probably until the maket corrects itself I'd imagine. What's the market like there? Did the bottom fall out? PM me more details.

The market does kinds suck there right now but it's no horrible. The problem it seems is that people want to buy but can get financing. That has happened two times and another time the buyers backed out the week we were to close. Pricks!!

Anyway, is that something you know a lot about?

Tunaphish429
05-13-2011, 02:38 PM
Has Xpac been banned?

Can you PM him Cedar and make sure he is all right..I cant pm him.

ROADRUNNER
05-13-2011, 02:44 PM
I used to be a VIP member way back when. I may jump on that wagon again soon. What does it come with these days?

It makes you a VIPmember of the greatest site on the interweb.
plus you get another badge, no adds(best thing ever).
and it helps keeping the site going..........

flynryan15
05-13-2011, 03:43 PM
Has Xpac been banned?

Can you PM him Cedar and make sure he is all right..I cant pm him.

I think the draft was just to much for him to handle!

CedarPhin
05-13-2011, 06:14 PM
The market does kinds suck there right now but it's no horrible. The problem it seems is that people want to buy but can get financing. That has happened two times and another time the buyers backed out the week we were to close. Pricks!!

Anyway, is that something you know a lot about?

Yeah. I graduated with a degree in Economics.

Credit lines are pretty much ice cold frozen right now, so tougher to get financing from any bank.

Oh, and XPac isn't banned.

Ricky_Fan34
05-13-2011, 06:16 PM
What should Arsenal WV do? Pursue legal action against his mom or let it slide?

CedarPhin
05-13-2011, 06:17 PM
Legal Action all the way.

CedarPhin
05-13-2011, 06:22 PM
Just to do it. Incredible dick move on her part, IMO.

flynryan15
05-13-2011, 07:42 PM
Empose a Saudi Arabia style punishment. Cut off her dominant hand!

Valandui
05-13-2011, 07:51 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFLE3O725nc?

CedarPhin
05-13-2011, 10:56 PM
Empose a Saudi Arabia style punishment. Cut off her dominant hand!

Might make an interesting side show.

Bumpus
05-13-2011, 11:04 PM
No clue. Ask one of the Fantastic Four. You should get your friend some help, he seeemssss a bit preoccupied with super hero sexual organs.

Multiple Mallrats references in the same thread. :up:



:lol: "... My cousin was a weird guy."

CedarPhin
05-13-2011, 11:10 PM
Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.

CedarPhin
05-13-2011, 11:10 PM
Brandi: [calm and nefarious tone] Second Suitor? If you were a comic book character, what character would you be?
Brodie: [Brodie is caught off guard, but delighted with the question] Wow! That's a great question. Tough one, though I mean, what does one gauge his response on: physical prowess, Keen detection skills? The ability to banter well with super villians?
Brandi: [interupting] How's your comic book collection, Brodie?
Brodie: Oh it's goin' good. But, I mean...
Brodie: [T.S. punches Brodie's arm and shows an angry look, realizing they have been made] Oh, comics? what are you talkin' about lady? I don't collect comics! Comics are for kids!

CedarPhin
05-13-2011, 11:11 PM
People tell me I'm like a spitting image of Brodie, both in looks and the way I act. Haha.

CedarPhin
05-13-2011, 11:11 PM
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ***. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your *** too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

CedarPhin
05-13-2011, 11:12 PM
But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.

Valandui
05-13-2011, 11:17 PM
Eateries that operate outside the designated area are considered autonomous units for mid-mall snacking.

Valandui
05-13-2011, 11:25 PM
But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
"Well, did he come or not?"

Ricky_Fan34
05-14-2011, 12:20 AM
But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/imagesqtbnANd9GcTDbVoL8bALCAEzNbkQcKzdoR-1.jpg

NY8123
05-14-2011, 07:03 AM
Over/under

How many rounds do you think it will take me to sight in my AR?

-Remember I have a hangover.

Bumpus
05-14-2011, 12:57 PM
But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
"Well, did he come or not?"

"Jesus, man! There's some things you just don't talk about." :lol:

PhinsPhan11
05-14-2011, 01:07 PM
But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, snap! The hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
What the ****?!?!?!?!

CedarPhin
05-14-2011, 01:11 PM
What the ****?!?!?!?!

You and Ricky_Fan34 probably haven't seen the movie.

CedarPhin
05-14-2011, 01:12 PM
Over/under

How many rounds do you think it will take me to sight in my AR?

-Remember I have a hangover.

Probably several. Have fun with it though, and be safe.

CedarPhin
05-14-2011, 01:13 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/imagesqtbnANd9GcTDbVoL8bALCAEzNbkQcKzdoR-1.jpg

Watch "Mallrats" sometime. It's easily one of the most underrated movies ever.

CedarPhin
05-14-2011, 02:05 PM
Watch "Clerks", "Mallrats", "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and "Clerks II".

Great movies.

Bumpus
05-14-2011, 02:30 PM
You and Ricky_Fan34 probably haven't seen the movie.

:lol: I'd imagine that would be an odd statement to read without context.

Bumpus
05-14-2011, 02:40 PM
Watch "Clerks", "Mallrats", "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and "Clerks II".

Great movies.

Throw in "Chasing Amy" and "Dogma" between Mallrats & J&SB Strike Back for the complete saga. :up:

Valandui
05-14-2011, 02:54 PM
Throw in "Chasing Amy" and "Dogma" between Mallrats & J&SB Strike Back for the complete saga. :up:
I couldn't really get into Chasing Amy.

CedarPhin
05-14-2011, 04:09 PM
Throw in "Chasing Amy" and "Dogma" between Mallrats & J&SB Strike Back for the complete saga. :up:

I forgot about "Dogma". That one kicks ***. Has one of the greatest appearances by George Carlin in it.

CedarPhin
05-14-2011, 04:10 PM
George Carlin's best role in any movie like that ever though was as Rufus in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure".

That movie reminds me of my brother and I too, which is funny since we know some guy who's just like Rufus in that movie.

CedarPhin
05-14-2011, 04:10 PM
Eateries that operate outside the designated area are considered autonomous units for mid-mall snacking.

The cookie store is OUTSIDE of the food court.

WeVie
05-15-2011, 12:36 AM
Throw in "Chasing Amy" and "Dogma" between Mallrats & J&SB Strike Back for the complete saga. :up:

i have seen them all.

WeVie
05-15-2011, 12:38 AM
Did I eat too much junk food this weekend?

WeVie
05-15-2011, 12:41 AM
Yeah. I graduated with a degree in Economics.

Credit lines are pretty much ice cold frozen right now, so tougher to get financing from any bank.

Oh, and XPac isn't banned.

Yeah, it seems they are not giving out money so much these days. It sucks. I think we are going to rent to own it. It sucks balls paying two house payments, esp. with me going to school and not making all that good cabbage I used to.

PhinsPhan11
05-15-2011, 12:47 AM
Did I eat too much junk food this weekend?
You can never eat too much junk food. :lol:

WeVie
05-15-2011, 12:56 AM
You can never eat too much junk food. :lol:

I can when I am supposed to be eating 135 grams of carbs and 55 grams of fat a day.

Valandui
05-15-2011, 01:20 AM
The cookie store is OUTSIDE of the food court.
Now, if you're going to wax intellectual on the subject...

KDog13
05-15-2011, 01:31 AM
I have several questions.....it's for my finals

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

If you are a vegetarian, can you eat animal crackers?

Last but not least....(trick question)....What Is Love?

Valandui
05-15-2011, 02:07 AM
I have several questions.....it's for my finals

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

If you are a vegetarian, can you eat animal crackers?

Last but not least....(trick question)....What Is Love?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeG-6bpeUkA

Valandui
05-15-2011, 02:08 AM
Cedar, what is it?

CedarPhin
05-15-2011, 02:35 AM
Cedar, what is it?
SpwK3vFGJp0

CedarPhin
05-15-2011, 02:36 AM
I have several questions.....it's for my finals

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

If you are a vegetarian, can you eat animal crackers?

Last but not least....(trick question)....What Is Love?

Fat people do go skinny dipping, they're called "whales".

Of course you can eat animal crackers. It may present a moral quandry to some, but they're just crackers.

CedarPhin
05-15-2011, 02:43 AM
Yeah, it seems they are not giving out money so much these days. It sucks. I think we are going to rent to own it. It sucks balls paying two house payments, esp. with me going to school and not making all that good cabbage I used to.

Just shot you a PM.

Valandui
05-15-2011, 03:01 AM
SpwK3vFGJp0
I was thinking more along the lines of this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERTT_sv8sV0

They didn't really answer it with this either.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gna8GzfOa8I

CedarPhin
05-15-2011, 04:36 AM
I was thinking more along the lines of this.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERTT_sv8sV0

They didn't really answer it with this either.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gna8GzfOa8I

I have no idea who those guys are. Maybe I'm out of a loop somewhere. Haha.

Valandui
05-15-2011, 05:45 AM
I have no idea who those guys are. Maybe I'm out of a loop somewhere. Haha.
Apparently so. In the first song it keeps saying "It's it!" and then asking "What is it?" without ever explaining what it is. The second song says that it's the real thing but still provides no insight into what "it" is.

WeVie
05-15-2011, 10:18 AM
What I am gonna do today?

KDog13
05-15-2011, 03:53 PM
Fat people do go skinny dipping, they're called "whales".

Of course you can eat animal crackers. It may present a moral quandry to some, but they're just crackers.

you passed my test....now for the exam, in a year

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

NY8123
05-15-2011, 06:06 PM
Fat people do go skinny dipping, they're called "whales".

Of course you can eat animal crackers. It may present a moral quandry to some, but they're just crackers.

The proper term is Chunky Dunkin.

ROADRUNNER
05-16-2011, 02:44 PM
Why hav´nt you fixed them a new CBA............

CedarPhin
05-16-2011, 07:21 PM
They're all morons. On both sides.

Dolfan3773
05-16-2011, 07:58 PM
Will the Heat beat the Bulls? :D

WeVie
05-16-2011, 08:37 PM
How many miles should I run at the gym tonight?

PhinsPhan11
05-16-2011, 09:01 PM
How many miles should I run at the gym tonight?
You should run 2 miles.

CedarPhin
05-16-2011, 09:25 PM
How many miles should I run at the gym tonight?

Eight.

CedarPhin
05-16-2011, 09:26 PM
Will the Heat beat the Bulls? :D

Yeah.

WeVie
05-17-2011, 12:49 AM
Eight.

Wow eight? I worked legs last night so I don't think they could handle eight miles.

How about 3.50 on the elliptical in 25 minutes and 5.05 miles on the bike in 15 minutes? Oh and I went for a walk with my wife today in the neighbor hood for another 1.71 miles.

CedarPhin
05-17-2011, 01:06 PM
Wow eight? I worked legs last night so I don't think they could handle eight miles.

How about 3.50 on the elliptical in 25 minutes and 5.05 miles on the bike in 15 minutes? Oh and I went for a walk with my wife today in the neighbor hood for another 1.71 miles.

That's pretty good. Keep it up.

WeVie
05-17-2011, 01:31 PM
What PS3 games should I grab next?

I just got Mortal Kombat, WWE All Stars, and the new NASCAR game.

Locke
05-17-2011, 02:37 PM
What PS3 games should I grab next?

I just got Mortal Kombat, WWE All Stars, and the new NASCAR game.

LA Noire

NY8123
05-17-2011, 02:51 PM
What is the meanig of life?

CedarPhin
05-17-2011, 03:04 PM
What PS3 games should I grab next?

I just got Mortal Kombat, WWE All Stars, and the new NASCAR game.

MLB: The Show. That game is addicting as hell. College Football 2011. How's Mortal Kombat?

CedarPhin
05-17-2011, 03:05 PM
What is the meanig of life?

We're all a bunch of hairless monkeys who think we're more important than we are.

NY8123
05-17-2011, 03:26 PM
We're all a bunch of hairless monkeys who think we're more important than we are.

I LOVE [to munch on] hairless monkeys!!!!

CedarPhin
05-17-2011, 04:08 PM
Every time I glance at your avatar, I see the Burger King for some reason.

WeVie
05-17-2011, 06:53 PM
MLB: The Show. That game is addicting as hell. College Football 2011. How's Mortal Kombat?


Well, I thought I had Mortal Kombat. It did not install just right. I think I need a patch. Stay tuned.

Valandui
05-17-2011, 06:58 PM
What's going on?

1 dol fan
05-17-2011, 07:20 PM
When will PSN come back?

WeVie
05-17-2011, 07:25 PM
When will PSN come back?

I thought it was back? I wouldn't know since I am running CFW on mine but I'm pretty sure I seen someone on facebook the other night say it was back

CedarPhin
05-17-2011, 07:46 PM
When will PSN come back?

It's going to be a little bit I think.

CedarPhin
05-17-2011, 07:46 PM
What's going on?

It's the end of May and it's like March weather outside here. Rain, snow in the mountains, overcast.

WeVie
05-17-2011, 08:10 PM
It's the end of May and it's like March weather outside here. Rain, snow in the mountains, overcast.

Yeah here too. We have no snow but it is rainy and cold.

CedarPhin
05-17-2011, 08:10 PM
It's rainy and cold here too. I had to turn the heater on this morning.

WeVie
05-17-2011, 08:13 PM
It's rainy and cold here too. I had to turn the heater on this morning.

It's not cold enough to turn the heat on but cold enough for me to have to put a shirt on for the first time this month I think.

CedarPhin
05-17-2011, 08:28 PM
I left the heater off last night, but kept my front door open (I've got a screen door in front) just to let some cold air in.

Felt like ****ing Antarctica inside the Casa de Cedar.

Ricky_Fan34
05-17-2011, 09:54 PM
LA Noire
Picked it up today. It's fantastic.

WeVie
05-18-2011, 12:45 AM
Picked it up today. It's fantastic.

Yeah this one looks pretty sweet. This kinda sounds stupid, but there are way too many good games these days. From the PS2 and older, if ten great games came out a year it was a great year for games. Now, it seems like two or three really good games a month come out. It's hard to decide what to play cause most of us only have so much time.

KDog13
05-18-2011, 01:34 AM
What's better getting paid or getting laid? Either way sadly one's getting away.

WeVie
05-18-2011, 01:54 AM
What's better getting paid or getting laid? Either way sadly one's getting away.

It depends on how much you are getting paid.

Locke
05-18-2011, 01:59 AM
Picked it up today. It's fantastic.

I've got like 4 games to get through before I can even start looking at buying a new one. Maybe the price will have come down by then...

WeVie
05-18-2011, 02:02 AM
What's next for the FinHeaven logo? I gotta know.

ROADRUNNER
05-18-2011, 03:38 AM
What's next for the FinHeaven logo? I gotta know.

Ye, he did say they were up to something...........cant wait this site get's better and better.

CedarPhin
05-18-2011, 02:06 PM
What's next for the FinHeaven logo? I gotta know.

It's going to go back to the old logo for awhile, but we've got like Dolphins greats, some other themes, etc.

CedarPhin
05-18-2011, 02:07 PM
What's better getting paid or getting laid? Either way sadly one's getting away.

Get laid at your lunch break, depending on how long it is, then after that, finish your job and get paid.

tylerdolphin
05-18-2011, 03:00 PM
Get laid at your lunch break, depending on how long it is

Im sure he has at least 3 minutes

ROADRUNNER
05-18-2011, 03:02 PM
Im sure he has at least 3 minutes

That long eh........oh i remember a time.....no i will stop there.........:lol:

KDog13
05-18-2011, 05:23 PM
Get laid at your lunch break, depending on how long it is, then after that, finish your job and get paid.

That's a very Towelie like response

If you don't get my drift i'll set the scene ..............................................................................................................................................................................................
Evil Towel: What are you doing?
Towelie: Get away from me, evil towel!
Evil Towel: Towelie, listen to me… Let them go. Drop them.
Towelie: No way! They're my friends!
Evil Towel: They aren't your friends! Humans have ruined the environment and killed off their own kind! Their time is over! It's the towels' turn now.
Kyle: (continues reaching for the Gamesphere) I-I've almost got it!
Evil Towel: You're going to let them go, Towelie. Because… (holds up a joint) I know your weakness.
(Towelie eyes the joint in the Evil Towel's hand)
Evil Towel: Here, you can reach it… Come on, Towelie. How long's it been since you had an nice burn, huh? Twenty? Thirty seconds?
Stan: Oh, crap!
Evil Towel: You're going to have to choose between saving their lives AND getting high.
Towelie: You *******…
Cartman: Towelie! Don't let go, you goddamn towel! Kyle's almost there!
Evil Towel: Go ahead, Towelie. Make your decision.
Towelie: I choose… I choose… Both!
(Towelie reaches over to puff on the joint, as Kyle grabs the Gamesphere in the nick of time.)
..............................................................................................................................................................................................
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/img37-1.gif

Valandui
05-18-2011, 05:45 PM
Why does my eye hurt when I stick my finger in it?

CedarPhin
05-18-2011, 05:50 PM
Because your eye isn't covered in anything.

WeVie
05-18-2011, 09:15 PM
BTW, Mortal Kombat is great!

Bumpus
05-18-2011, 11:34 PM
If a two pound drunken squirrel scampers along uneven ground on rollerskates at the rate of 1.9 feet per second, and the Universe is simultaneously expanding and contracting at multiple parallel vortices ... How much of my man-goo will Tila Tequila have to gargle with in order to achieve her merit badge?

Bumpus
05-18-2011, 11:37 PM
Also, do I drink too much? :lol:

WeVie
05-19-2011, 12:36 AM
If a two pound drunken squirrel scampers along uneven ground on rollerskates at the rate of 1.9 feet per second, and the Universe is simultaneously expanding and contracting at multiple parallel vortices ... How much of my man-goo will Tila Tequila have to gargle with in order to achieve her merit badge?

Your the teacher damn it! You should be able to figure that one out.

Bumpus
05-19-2011, 12:43 AM
Your the teacher damn it! You should be able to figure that one out.

:lol: I already know ... Just checking how good the Carnie is.

WeVie
05-19-2011, 01:03 AM
:lol: I already know ... Just checking how good the Carnie is.

Ahhh, I got ya.

tylerdolphin
05-19-2011, 02:20 AM
Can your dick touch your ***?

Bumpus
05-19-2011, 12:17 PM
Can your dick touch your ***?

Grandpa: Why yes, sonny-boy, it can!
Grandson: Then GFY!


:lol: great joke

Arsenal WV
05-19-2011, 12:41 PM
Why can't ROADRUNNER post pictures correctly?

ROADRUNNER
05-19-2011, 01:08 PM
Why can't ROADRUNNER post pictures correctly?


..............:(

BobDole
05-19-2011, 01:20 PM
how many times will i wake up in the morning to find a box of cereal in the refrigerator and an entire gallon of milk in the pantry before i lose my **** and kill myself?