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Bumpus
05-08-2011, 05:52 PM
“America by the Numbers” in Parade Magazine awards the state a dubious honor.
Parade Magazine compiled “surprising statistics” from coast to coast in this week’s edition, and West Virginia was named twice.

The Mountain State had the most strip clubs of any state...

Read more: http://www.statejournal.com/story.cfm?func=viewstory&storyid=98677


Boobies are cool. :up:

flynryan15
05-08-2011, 06:42 PM
I prefer quality over quanity come to Tampa two words "Mons Venus"

Arsenal WV
05-08-2011, 06:43 PM
Only problem is most the sluts here are ugly.

This doesnt help.

PhinsPhan11
05-08-2011, 06:49 PM
This surprises me.

flynryan15
05-08-2011, 06:59 PM
Only problem is most the sluts here are ugly.

This doesnt help.

Beauty is in the eye of the BEER holder ;-)

PhinzN703
05-09-2011, 10:47 AM
Was at Vixens in WV a month or so ago. Not bad looking broads there. If you ever go there, make sure you pay for the "Shower Room" show. It's fantastic

NY8123
05-09-2011, 11:09 AM
Only problem is most the sluts here are ugly.

This doesnt help.

and toothless but that's OK for a BJ!

Steveo 90
05-09-2011, 12:14 PM
wv must have one hell of a tourist industry,i just cant see the residents paying money to see there sisters,mom's and grannies stripping when they get it free at the reunion

WeVie
05-09-2011, 12:35 PM
I remember reading this some where the other day. I think it was in the paper. You would think it would be Vegas.

So it turns out that there is something good about WV after all!

CedarPhin
05-09-2011, 01:09 PM
I think Portland, OR has the most strip clubs/porn theaters per capita in the US.

Noodle Arm
05-09-2011, 01:09 PM
Aren't trips to the strip clubs in WV considered family reunions?

PhinzN703
05-09-2011, 01:46 PM
I remember reading this some where the other day. I think it was in the paper. You would think it would be Vegas.

So it turns out that there is something good about WV after all!

Sure is. Charlestown Races and Slots :d-day:

Arsenal WV
05-09-2011, 07:57 PM
Aren't trips to the strip clubs in WV considered family reunions?

I'm going to crush your soul. Then kill you

WeVie
05-09-2011, 08:07 PM
I'm going to crush your soul. Then kill you


That does not sound very nice.

Arsenal WV
05-09-2011, 08:12 PM
Yeah I was joking obviously.

But I go to strip clubs to see random vag, not my cousins.

Bumpus
05-09-2011, 08:45 PM
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Dolfan3773
05-09-2011, 10:39 PM
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WeVie
05-10-2011, 12:36 AM
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That is disturbing .

WeVie
05-10-2011, 09:48 AM
I gotta say, I have been to a strip club in WV more times than any other state. That is for sure!

CedarPhin
05-10-2011, 12:36 PM
Out of all the ones I've been to, Texas has the best, at least in the US.

WeVie
05-10-2011, 12:44 PM
Out of all the ones I've been to, Texas has the best, at least in the US.


Outside of the US, wouldn't they just be called a whore house?

CedarPhin
05-10-2011, 12:52 PM
Depends on where you're at.

Arsenal WV
05-10-2011, 04:06 PM
Strip club count for Arsenal. Rough estimate

South Carolina- 1 (The Doll house, Myrtle beach, Senior beach week)

West Virginia - (8) (Random ghetto *** strip clubs where girls will give you a BJ in the private rooms for 20 dollhairs)

CedarPhin
05-10-2011, 04:34 PM
We've got some awesome ones out here, especially in LA and SF.

In Texas ones though, anything goes, and things are cheaper.

Cali chicks come in all colors though, so that makes things pretty awesome here.

WeVie
05-10-2011, 04:37 PM
We've got some awesome ones out here, especially in LA and SF.

In Texas ones though, anything goes, and things are cheaper.

Cali chicks come in all colors though, so that makes things pretty awesome here.

That is about the way it is in WV. Anything goes.

CedarPhin
05-10-2011, 04:39 PM
They are here too. You just can't drink alcohol in them.

The ones in Texas, you could.

WeVie
05-10-2011, 04:41 PM
Strip club count for Arsenal. Rough estimate

South Carolina- 1 (The Doll house, Myrtle beach, Senior beach week)

West Virginia - (8) (Random ghetto *** strip clubs where girls will give you a BJ in the private rooms for 20 dollhairs)

Girls, Girls, Girls? Some call it Triple Gs? At least that is what is used to be called. He he.

Arsenal WV
05-10-2011, 06:52 PM
I'm not sure what they were called then.

The one on Cumberland behind Long John Silvers. And the one on Grassy Branch (digusting).

WeVie
05-10-2011, 09:21 PM
I'm not sure what they were called then.

The one on Cumberland behind Long John Silvers. And the one on Grassy Branch (digusting).

The one on Grassy Branch is the one I am talking about. That is the very first titty bar I went to.

I have been to the one on Cumberland too but I can't think of what it is called now. Cherry Bomb maybe?

Southern X was always my favorite one up your way. I used to go to it all the time when it was still up the road in Kellysville before it burned down. We went so much, the bartender didn't even charge us for drinks most of the time.

Dolfan3773
05-10-2011, 09:37 PM
You can get laid in some Miami ones for like $20

WeVie
05-10-2011, 09:39 PM
You can get laid in some Miami ones for like $20

That sounds very, very, interesting.

Dolfan3773
05-10-2011, 09:43 PM
That sounds very, very, interesting.

There used to be one called Centro Espanol that was used for trafficking but is got shut down. Any chick can go in and strip...to get laid there was like shopping at Dollar Tree.... :lol:

WeVie
05-10-2011, 09:49 PM
There used to be one called Centro Espanol that was used for trafficking but is got shut down. Any chick can go in and strip and to get laid there was like shopping at Dollar Tree.... :lol:

That sounds like my kinda place.

BobDole
05-12-2011, 05:07 PM
I prefer quality over quanity come to Tampa two words "Mons Venus"

tampa has quality and quantity. there are like 50 strip clubs in the tampa/clearwater/st. pete area. ever been to bare assets? full liquor and nude - you cannot get kicked out of that place. i've spent the last like 5 bachelor parties i've attended there - the last few have gotten stupid raunchy. if i was in orlando at rachel's or wherever i would've been taken outside and executed for the **** i was doing in there. at bare assets however - the *owner* just kept coming up to me and saying 'take it easy big guy.' that's it. i was stuffing wadded up 5 dollar bills INSIDE strippers. that's how classy that place is.

i love the strip club scene in the tampa area. prancing pony used to have quarter beer night. fanfuggingtastic.

Dolfan3773
05-12-2011, 10:39 PM
tampa has quality and quantity. there are like 50 strip clubs in the tampa/clearwater/st. pete area. ever been to bare assets? full liquor and nude - you cannot get kicked out of that place. i've spent the last like 5 bachelor parties i've attended there - the last few have gotten stupid raunchy. if i was in orlando at rachel's or wherever i would've been taken outside and executed for the **** i was doing in there. at bare assets however - the *owner* just kept coming up to me and saying 'take it easy big guy.' that's it. i was stuffing wadded up 5 dollar bills INSIDE strippers. that's how classy that place is.

i love the strip club scene in the tampa area. prancing pony used to have quarter beer night. fanfuggingtastic.

When I went to Rachel's in Orlando, it had the sexiest women but it's stupid topless only bull****. The steak was real good though :lol:

WeVie
05-13-2011, 12:57 AM
tampa has quality and quantity. there are like 50 strip clubs in the tampa/clearwater/st. pete area. ever been to bare assets? full liquor and nude - you cannot get kicked out of that place. i've spent the last like 5 bachelor parties i've attended there - the last few have gotten stupid raunchy. if i was in orlando at rachel's or wherever i would've been taken outside and executed for the **** i was doing in there. at bare assets however - the *owner* just kept coming up to me and saying 'take it easy big guy.' that's it. i was stuffing wadded up 5 dollar bills INSIDE strippers. that's how classy that place is.

i love the strip club scene in the tampa area. prancing pony used to have quarter beer night. fanfuggingtastic.


That sounds insane. That is somewhere I wanna go one day!

BobDole
05-13-2011, 12:53 PM
When I went to Rachel's in Orlando, it had the sexiest women but it's stupid topless only bull****. The steak was real good though :lol:

i literally live a minute away from that place. the titty bar laws in orlando are totally fugged - panties and pasties? seriously? i don't go much anymore but they do have an all you can drink night once a week that i try and make it to as much as possible. it doesn't hurt that nearly every stripper there is a ten.

the food is great there. 5 start dining baby. :lol:

flynryan15
05-13-2011, 01:11 PM
tampa has quality and quantity. there are like 50 strip clubs in the tampa/clearwater/st. pete area. ever been to bare assets? full liquor and nude - you cannot get kicked out of that place. i've spent the last like 5 bachelor parties i've attended there - the last few have gotten stupid raunchy. if i was in orlando at rachel's or wherever i would've been taken outside and executed for the **** i was doing in there. at bare assets however - the *owner* just kept coming up to me and saying 'take it easy big guy.' that's it. i was stuffing wadded up 5 dollar bills INSIDE strippers. that's how classy that place is.

i love the strip club scene in the tampa area. prancing pony used to have quarter beer night. fanfuggingtastic.

Roflmao I know all those bars all to well and can confirm these antics are the norm!

Good to see you back hoe was your honeymoon?

BobDole
05-14-2011, 03:41 PM
Roflmao I know all those bars all to well and can confirm these antics are the norm!

Good to see you back hoe was your honeymoon?

me married? never. :)

... and don't call me a hoe ... :lol:

WeVie
05-15-2011, 12:08 AM
i literally live a minute away from that place. the titty bar laws in orlando are totally fugged - panties and pasties? seriously? i don't go much anymore but they do have an all you can drink night once a week that i try and make it to as much as possible. it doesn't hurt that nearly every stripper there is a ten.

the food is great there. 5 start dining baby. :lol:

I bet all you can drink night is packed out.