View Full Version : Ronald McDonald Forced into Retirement?

05-19-2011, 03:02 PM
They say he advocates kids eating unhealthy foods.

And I agree.

It's about time they did away with this guy. He's a ****ing clown.


05-19-2011, 03:05 PM

05-19-2011, 03:12 PM
What about the ****ing Burger King he is royalty and the ****ing little whore Wendy luring those kids in with the promise of gold and *****.

Nutrition (http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/160774.php) advocates say the tall clown is not scary, but pushing kids to eat unhealthy which in turn contributes to the fast growing global epidemic of childhood obesity (http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/info/obesity/how-much-should-i-weigh.php).

Because I have physically seen Ronald shoving hamburgers down kids throats. Grow the **** up people and be a parent, get off your lazy fat *** and cook for your kid instead of driving down the street and ordering off the dollar menu because you are a lazy fat ****.

05-19-2011, 03:21 PM
Another way to shift blame from the parents not showing their kids self control from a young age. What about the candy stores? What about the vending machines with sugary soda? That has much more to do with obesity than a burger and fries and a clown promoting them.

The late 90's brought the "Super Size" concept to light as a reason why obesity is lingering, now that has died off and the new "Value Menu" has taken it's place. Hell, you can buy a healthier chicken sandwich with lettuce and tomatos, a fry and a drink for 7 bucks . . . or I can buy 7 mcChickens for 7 bucks, talk about packing on triple or quadruple the calories, and I see young people eat that many, smh. It begins with the parents teaching their kids self control, packing healthier lunches, keeping sodas out of the house. Obviously you can't watch everything your kids eat and drink, but do your part in the house to stop additional junk going into their bodies.

If not McDonalds, it will be somebody else . . . I guess we may approach IDing kids if they want to purchase on the menu sooner than later. "I would like Fries with that please" . . . "ID please" . . can you imagine that.

05-19-2011, 03:34 PM
and then there's this guy who must be on Viagra considering all the time he spends in the box


05-19-2011, 04:04 PM
alleviating the blame from the actual culprits. its so much easier to point a finger and blame who/whatever than to actually fix the problem. the american way.

whatever makes you feel better parents. you still suck at life.

05-19-2011, 04:10 PM
Does this mean that the Hamburglar is responsible for a spike in crime rates?

What the **** is wrong with people?

05-19-2011, 04:15 PM

05-19-2011, 04:26 PM
stumbled upon this one by accident.



05-19-2011, 04:56 PM
Like most kids I loved McDonald's growing up and shockingly I was as skinny as could be until I started lfting in my late teen years and bulked up the healthy way. I saw Ronald McDonald on a million commericals and never once did it make me want to eat McDonald's.

05-19-2011, 05:00 PM
So they won't close any stores down, they'll just have the red haired clown die metaphorically. Right.

05-19-2011, 06:15 PM

Nothing can kill the Grimace.

05-19-2011, 06:18 PM
Nothing can kill the Grimace.

i hear that's how chuck norris dies. an ill advised showdown with the grimace reaper.

05-19-2011, 08:16 PM
Cadance sure does love McDonalds. I loved it too when I was a kid.

05-19-2011, 09:59 PM
Ronald McDonald is the biggest pedophile to ever walk the face of this earth but parents were to blind to see....that's why they axed his ***

05-19-2011, 10:07 PM
He's going to keep you all dancin', 'cause he's got a crime record like Charles Manson. Don't believe me? I show you this photo.


Not to worry though, these guys made sure Ronald would never kill again.


Ronald got stolen from the Ronald McDonald House in Billings by some no good hooligans in 2001 and wound up in the park. Not that I'd know anything about that at all.

I'm just glad the cops realized that Ronald was the real criminal and took such decisive action. They need some award or something.

Arsenal WV
05-19-2011, 11:54 PM
Ronald McDonald is the biggest pedophile to ever walk the face of this earth but parents were to blind to see....that's why they axed his ***

Don't know why but I lol'd at you calling him a pedo.