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Mack Daddy
03-30-2002, 06:49 PM
Think about this, it seems plausible!!!!

Ever wonder about those people who say they
are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where
someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little
math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 1718 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H ! T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and
knowledge will get you close, Attitude will
get you there, but bullsh!t will put you
over the top.

:cool:

iceblizzard69
03-30-2002, 07:03 PM
That is amazing. :lol: :)

miadphan13
03-30-2002, 10:31 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: Then my goal in life is to be a bullsh!t artist! :lol: :lol: