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05-23-2011, 06:21 PM
T'was the Night Before Summer
And all through the bars
Not a teacher was sober
Not even the janitars (ok, so I took creative license there :lol:)

All the children were ... who cares?
(empty verse)
With nightmares of pop-quizzes
Firmy lodged in their heads

*feel free to continue if you wish*


God, I LOVE Summer!

The little *******s are done tomorrow!

Free at last! Free at last! Great God Almighty, I'm free at last!

(In case you couldn't tell, this wasn't exactly my favorite crop of eighth graders)

Sweet relief!!! Now, they're their parents problem again! :evilmod::lol:

05-23-2011, 08:25 PM
:hump: = Bumpus at a bar

05-23-2011, 08:28 PM
Bumpus is going to get trashed tomorrow. :lol:

05-23-2011, 08:49 PM

"Me no feel good, me drank to much"

Enjoy it man....:hi5:

05-24-2011, 01:30 AM
Welcome to your vacation. One of the joys of being a teacher huh.

05-24-2011, 04:27 PM
How'd the DC trip go?

05-24-2011, 04:29 PM
Lucky duck.

05-24-2011, 04:59 PM


05-24-2011, 05:09 PM
How'd the DC trip go?

Very well. :up:

My favorite part was the changing of the guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

05-24-2011, 06:48 PM
Twas the first day of summer
and I'm free at last
my teacher was a bummer
A real dumb azz

To ask I had no nerve
So it's still a mystery
How a hungover perv
Could ever teach history

However I did learn
that I shouldn't be nervous
Once hookers start providing
their invaluable service

And at 3AM
if you're a big tipper
You'll make out better
With that skanky stripper