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Bumpus
05-23-2011, 06:21 PM
T'was the Night Before Summer
And all through the bars
Not a teacher was sober
Not even the janitars (ok, so I took creative license there :lol:)

All the children were ... who cares?
(empty verse)
With nightmares of pop-quizzes
Firmy lodged in their heads

*feel free to continue if you wish*


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God, I LOVE Summer!

The little *******s are done tomorrow!

Free at last! Free at last! Great God Almighty, I'm free at last!


(In case you couldn't tell, this wasn't exactly my favorite crop of eighth graders)


Sweet relief!!! Now, they're their parents problem again! :evilmod::lol:

Dolfan3773
05-23-2011, 08:25 PM
:hump: = Bumpus at a bar

PhinsPhan11
05-23-2011, 08:28 PM
Bumpus is going to get trashed tomorrow. :lol:

Dolfan3773
05-23-2011, 08:49 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/toilet_puke-1.jpg

"Me no feel good, me drank to much"

Enjoy it man....:hi5:

WeVie
05-24-2011, 01:30 AM
Welcome to your vacation. One of the joys of being a teacher huh.

CedarPhin
05-24-2011, 04:27 PM
How'd the DC trip go?

Tunaphish429
05-24-2011, 04:29 PM
Lucky duck.

Bumpus
05-24-2011, 04:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qga5eONXU_4&feature=youtube_gdata_player


:)

Bumpus
05-24-2011, 05:09 PM
How'd the DC trip go?

Very well. :up:

My favorite part was the changing of the guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.

Vaark
05-24-2011, 06:48 PM
Twas the first day of summer
and I'm free at last
my teacher was a bummer
A real dumb azz

To ask I had no nerve
So it's still a mystery
How a hungover perv
Could ever teach history

However I did learn
that I shouldn't be nervous
Once hookers start providing
their invaluable service

And at 3AM
if you're a big tipper
You'll make out better
With that skanky stripper