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Valandui
05-24-2011, 06:22 PM
This is a thread where everyone can post their theories on where Myles Finch has been lately.

My personal theory is that he has gone underground to help OJ find the real killer and to escape the clutches of "The Man".

Vaark
05-24-2011, 06:38 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/12/2l96z9h-1.jpg

My guesses are that he may be away enjoying rare time with his family.. or that after hooking up in a threesome with Rex and Michelle Ryan, he's currently hospitalized for intensive athletes foot and crotch rot treatments.

Ricky_Fan34
05-24-2011, 07:23 PM
My guess is he's on his celebratory vacation that he had planned following his FHMM victory.

Bumpus
05-24-2011, 08:48 PM
If he's slowly dissolving in BobDole's bathtub, someone's got some 'splaining to do. :lol:

Valandui
05-24-2011, 08:50 PM
Theory #2: He's searching for his PDA after having lost it while tracking alien footprints in the Adirondacks.

WeVie
05-24-2011, 09:25 PM
After his long, hard fought, FHMM, victory, he went on a massive bender for three days Hangover style. As some point, he fell and hit his head and he is still wondering around with no idea who he is or where he lives.

Valandui
05-24-2011, 09:27 PM
After his long, hard fought, FHMM, victory, he went on a massive bender for three days Hangover style. As some point, he fell and hit his head and he is still wondering around with no idea who he is or where he lives.
Land of the Lotus Eaters?

Valandui
05-24-2011, 09:28 PM
Theory #3: He's somewhere plotting his plan to kidnap Kate Middleton.

WeVie
05-24-2011, 09:35 PM
Maybe the rapture really did happen and he was one of those taken and the sh*t is about to hit the fan.

Bumpus
05-25-2011, 12:42 AM
Maybe the rapture really did happen and he was one of those taken and the sh*t is about to hit the fan.

:lol: No chance. :lol:



I like the Kate Middleton thing better. :up:

Valandui
05-25-2011, 01:55 AM
Theory #4: Starting a Motley Crue cover band in Taiwan.

Arsenal WV
05-25-2011, 02:36 AM
He's on a boat mother ****er and dont you ever forget!!!!!!!!!!!!11






no internet service in the bermuda triangle.

ROADRUNNER
05-25-2011, 02:46 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/rebecca_black_twitter_proof-1.jpg

Arsenal WV
05-25-2011, 02:48 AM
:lol:

I guess he really was in Rebecca Blacks vag. She shouldnt have chosen the backseat

Possum
05-25-2011, 03:43 AM
He's on a world wide man hunt for RDS.

NY8123
05-25-2011, 08:59 AM
He headed out and picked up JoeR in Wyoming and then continued on to Cally to find X-Pac but sadly he was kidnapped and beheaded and californicated by CleoLemon.

Tunaphish429
05-25-2011, 09:07 AM
Becoming annoyed at Myles invasions of privacy, JCane takes away his spare key. Myles, shaken, decides to leave for California to pursue an acting career. As Vandalui, Cedar, and Jcane exchange spare key privileges, Jcane and Vandalui learn that Cedar is secretly writing a Murphy Brown script; Mylesr, later, is hired to play Brown's secretary.

WeVie
05-25-2011, 10:08 AM
Maybe he joined Dol Fan Stan and retired and rode off with him in the sunset.

Bumpus
05-25-2011, 05:23 PM
Maybe he eloped with Humongous to Defeated, TN

d-day
05-26-2011, 12:48 AM
He's got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before he comes over there and SMACK's it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Ask Miles where he is one more time...

Bumpus
05-26-2011, 10:07 AM
Maybe he ran away to join the circus.

Bumpus
05-26-2011, 10:11 AM
He's got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before he comes over there and SMACK's it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Ask Miles where he is one more time...

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/toughguyhuhdemotivationalposter122007235-1.jpg

Vaark
05-26-2011, 10:22 AM
He was commissioned by the family of Mark Sanchez to scare him straight

NY8123
05-26-2011, 01:31 PM
He's got houses in L.A., Paris and Vail. In each one, a 70 inch plasma screen. So I suggest you wipe that stupid smile off your face before he comes over there and SMACK's it off! You feeling strong, my friend? Ask Miles where he is one more time...

Where is Miles? --------- I am an LCD guy!!!!!!

Bumpus
05-27-2011, 01:10 PM
Maybe he's taking FKA on a tour of the 17 Hostess bakeries across the country to see where all of the Twinkies are made.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/twinkiethekid-1.jpg

Bumpus
06-01-2011, 08:46 PM
The whole "slowly-dissolving-in-BobDole's-bathtub" thing seem more and more possible with each day that passes ...

Arsenal WV
06-01-2011, 08:48 PM
But seriously, where the **** is this guy?

tylerdolphin
06-01-2011, 08:56 PM
I PMed him a few weeks ago and he never replied. Obviously the rapture happened and only Myles made the cut.

WeVie
06-01-2011, 08:57 PM
I don't know but I wish he would come home. Is anyone facebook friends with him?

tylerdolphin
06-01-2011, 09:08 PM
I don't know but I wish he would come home. Is anyone facebook friends with him?

He didnt have one.

Vaark
06-01-2011, 11:14 PM
Newstradamus predicts:


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/i6fklg-1.jpg

WeVie
06-02-2011, 12:16 AM
He will turn up sooner or later.

Valandui
06-02-2011, 01:07 AM
He's trapped in southeast Asia having to participate in Muy Thai tournaments to raise money for a trip home.

ROADRUNNER
06-03-2011, 01:28 PM
Still MIA................sad.

PhinsPhan11
06-03-2011, 08:25 PM
When is he coming back? It's been a while now.

Bumpus
06-04-2011, 08:28 PM
Maybe he just felt like running ...

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/forrestgumprunningbeard-1.jpeg

Bumpus
06-04-2011, 08:28 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/ForrestGump-1.png

... Mama always said they were his magic shoes.

Phinatic8u
06-04-2011, 08:33 PM
:sad:

I miss him.

But its not like that...or is it?

:foundout:

Bumpus
06-04-2011, 08:38 PM
:sad:

I miss him.

But its not like that...or is it?

:foundout:

Like what?

Phinatic8u
06-04-2011, 08:40 PM
Like what?

Ya know...That

:lol:

PhinsPhan11
06-04-2011, 09:10 PM
Maybe he just felt like running ...

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/forrestgumprunningbeard-1.jpeg
:lol:

WeVie
06-07-2011, 02:48 AM
Anyone find him yet?

Valandui
06-07-2011, 06:09 AM
He's stuck on the tundra.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IjGNJPNyzU

ROADRUNNER
06-28-2011, 04:28 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/07/AGTlogosmall-1.jpg

WeVie
06-30-2011, 02:50 AM
still now sign. What's the deal

ROADRUNNER
07-16-2011, 10:39 AM
He will be back soon, he got voted off in............ http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/07/AGTlogosmall-1.jpg

Ricky_Fan34
07-16-2011, 10:18 PM
I certainly hope you're right roadrunner.. the site is better with him than without him. Hope he'll show up soon.

WeVie
07-16-2011, 11:05 PM
He will turn up sooner or later

Bumpus
07-18-2011, 07:57 PM
Found him.



He ran away with the circus.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/07/BL1-1.jpg

Here's wishing Myles the best on his new career! :up:

Vaark
09-24-2011, 09:53 AM
Okay, so I emailed him again this morning, letting him know how often he's asked for and how much he's missed along with the hope that there's nothing wrong. Myles is a pretty private person and of course comes and goes somewhat whimsically but is usually around this time of the year. So I'm hoping it's just MYles being Myles. I for one miss his sardonic wit. While it's great we have GoonBoss back there still remains a void :idk:

ROADRUNNER
09-24-2011, 12:30 PM
Hope he comes back soon, i cant sleep at night............

Myles Fynch
09-27-2011, 07:37 PM
This is a thread where everyone can post their theories on where Myles Finch has been lately.


Six pages. There can't possibly be enough Diet Dr. Pepper in the fridge for this. BRB.

PhinsPhan11
09-27-2011, 07:41 PM
Six pages. There can't possibly be enough Diet Dr. Pepper in the fridge for this. BRB.
Holy ****. He lives!!

Welcome back Myles.

Myles Fynch
09-27-2011, 07:54 PM
Thanks, man. Some classic stuff in this here thread. Thanks button was AWOL as, well, me, for most of them. Good stuff, guys!

PhinsPhan11
09-27-2011, 07:58 PM
Thanks, man. Some classic stuff in this here thread. Thanks button was AWOL as, well, me, for most of them. Good stuff, guys!
What have you been doing all this time?

Myles Fynch
09-27-2011, 08:06 PM
Trying to end the comedy of errors that was my summer. Everyone responsible has been vivisected, smelted, and turned into a paperweight.

PhinsPhan11
09-27-2011, 08:12 PM
Ok then. :lol:

Valandui
09-27-2011, 08:35 PM
Thanks, man. Some classic stuff in this here thread. Thanks button was AWOL as, well, me, for most of them. Good stuff, guys!
About ****ing time. If you haven't ventured into the main forum yet, we're in Suck for Luck mode now.

PhinsPhan11
09-27-2011, 08:42 PM
About ****ing time. If you haven't ventured into the main forum yet, we're in Suck for Luck mode now.
Yeah, and isn't it sad we are talking about this in September? :bobdole:

Myles Fynch
09-27-2011, 08:48 PM
About ****ing time. If you haven't ventured into the main forum yet, we're in Suck for Luck mode now.

Preaching to the choir, my friend. The Bears game inspired this one:

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/09/bi5gxu-1.jpg

tylerdolphin
09-27-2011, 08:53 PM
Holy ****. Myles has come and gone so many times he should change his username to David Carradine.

Myles Fynch
09-27-2011, 09:08 PM
Holy ****. Myles has come and gone so many times he should change his username to David Carradine.

Lilo says hi, Tyler.

JCane
09-27-2011, 09:27 PM
Myles Fynch is Steve Bartman!

:jawdrop: :jawdrop:

CedarPhin
09-27-2011, 09:28 PM
Good to see you back man.

Myles Fynch
09-27-2011, 10:05 PM
Myles Fynch is Steve Bartman!

:jawdrop: :jawdrop:


Fine praise coming from a Marlins fan, thanks!

Phinatic8u
09-27-2011, 10:49 PM
Well wtf happend to ya.

Myles Fynch
09-27-2011, 11:21 PM
Well wtf happend to ya.

A little bit of everything, unfortunately. But I'm tanned, rested, and ready to get on with the football season.

Oh, it is? Dammit. Irrelevant after 3 weeks. Who could have seen that coming?

WeVie
09-27-2011, 11:25 PM
A little bit of everything, unfortunately. But I'm tanned, rested, and ready to get on with the football season.

Oh, it is? Dammit. Irrelevant after 3 weeks. Who could have seen that coming?

You returned. Can you tell we missed you?

Myles Fynch
09-27-2011, 11:31 PM
You returned. Can you tell we missed you?

You'll never find a better bunch of lunatics than this crew, that's for sure!

Vaark
09-27-2011, 11:48 PM
woohoo. FH's prodigal son returns (hopefully venereal STD-free)

Took U this long Myles to recover from the lobotomy?

Myles Fynch
09-28-2011, 12:05 AM
I don't know that one can actually "recover" from a lobotomy, but I'm giving it my best shot.

Ricky_Fan34
09-28-2011, 10:48 AM
Myles is back?! Badass! Great to have you back man.

Bumpus
09-28-2011, 09:33 PM
Huh? Whaddya know?


I was wrong about the whole "dissolved in Bobdole's bathtub" theory. :idk:




:lol: Seriously, though ... I was starting to think you went RDS on us.

Myles Fynch
09-28-2011, 11:37 PM
Huh? Whaddya know?


I was wrong about the whole "dissolved in Bobdole's bathtub" theory. :idk:


:lol: Seriously, though ... I was starting to think you went RDS on us.

That was a good guess. And even though it wasn't me, that tub should still be strained for whoever it was. People have a right to know their loved one got Doled.

Valandui
07-27-2012, 12:22 AM
So, he and Bobdole have both been missing for a prolonged amount of time again. Is the bathtub theory in play again?

JCane
07-27-2012, 12:25 AM
****ing Fynch...SMH

ROADRUNNER
07-27-2012, 01:54 AM
Come back all is forgiven............

tylerdolphin
07-27-2012, 03:32 AM
Two of the funniest dude here on FH consistently go missing for months at a time.

:bobdole:

cbreeden
07-27-2012, 10:55 AM
Two of the funniest dude here on FH consistently go missing for months at a time.

:bobdole:

Maybe they went 'hoggin' in Nigeria!:ponder:

Valandui
07-28-2012, 12:00 AM
Searching for Grover Cleveland's Presidential Time Machine IMO.

Killerphins
07-28-2012, 12:05 AM
So, he and Bobdole have both been missing for a prolonged amount of time again. Is the bathtub theory in play again?

Didn't BobDole share a dorm room with Channing Crowder or something. :lol:

NY8123
07-28-2012, 02:30 AM
Didn't BobDole share a dorm room with Channing Crowder or something. :lol:

They were all last seen having a reach around with WeVie.

ROADRUNNER
09-22-2012, 04:20 PM
There has been a sighting of Myles...............

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/09/v8hMQCVdYk6CjMU4NuT1EQ2-1.jpg

Valandui
09-22-2012, 06:18 PM
His ass needs to show up yesterday.

PhinsPhan11
09-22-2012, 08:22 PM
It really pisses me off how he can come back for a month, and then leave for five months. I wonder what he does in these long gaps between appearances.

Valandui
09-23-2012, 05:24 AM
It really pisses me off how he can come back for a month, and then leave for five months. I wonder what he does in these long gaps between appearances.

Refer to Roadrunner's post above.

Bumpus
09-23-2012, 10:16 AM
It really pisses me off how he can come back for a month, and then leave for five months. I wonder what he does in these long gaps between appearances.

Gay porn? :idk:

PhinsPhan11
09-23-2012, 10:24 AM
Gay porn? :idk:
Could be. Either way, it's probably something strange.

DphinBillkiller
09-23-2012, 12:17 PM
Maybe he's with Mar's rover Curiosity.

MAYHEM
09-26-2012, 05:05 PM
He was spotted working as an official in the Green bay Seattle game.

MadDog 88
09-27-2012, 11:55 AM
Face down on a muddy Manila Street with his pants around his ankles and a Dolphins flag protruding from his ass.

Vaark
09-28-2012, 03:17 PM
Myles is doing "five to ten and 'eLevenworth'

NY8123
09-28-2012, 03:22 PM
Myles was last seen in the vicinity of the cap of good hope!

Myles Fynch
05-31-2013, 11:24 PM
This is a thread where everyone can post their theories on where Myles Finch has been lately.

My personal theory is that he has gone underground to help OJ find the real killer and to escape the clutches of "The Man".



13 months in Gitmo is nothing to sneeze at. All because I acknowledged I knew a "Valandui" at my trial before the Illuminati High Counsel. Who knew the price I'd pay?

Valandui
06-01-2013, 06:01 AM
13 months in Gitmo is nothing to sneeze at. All because I acknowledged I knew a "Valandui" at my trial before the Illuminati High Counsel. Who knew the price I'd pay?

Wasn't aware I was on their radar yet, although what kind of far-reaching shadow government would they be if I wasn't?

Vaark
06-01-2013, 11:44 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2013/06/npnscm-1.jpg

The FH's own prodigal version of Lazarus has returned! Happy daze R here again!

Now we just gotta figure out whether Myles is a sight for sore eyes or a sight that makes for sore eyes :idk: Welcome back. :up:

Bumpus
06-01-2013, 05:54 PM
Holy **** ... He ain't dead!



Who had Summer 2013 in the pool? Pay the man. :lol:




Welcome back, jackass! The place ain't quite been the same.

ROADRUNNER
06-03-2013, 03:15 AM
Holy **** ... He ain't dead!



Who had Summer 2013 in the pool? Pay the man. :lol:




Welcome back, jackass! The place ain't quite been the same.


Hope we see him on Friday............


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPVTl9K0lqc&feature=player_detailpage

Bumpus
08-07-2013, 05:15 AM
The ****?!?

I feel cheated.

MadDog 88
08-07-2013, 05:21 AM
Heeeeeeeeee's baaaaaaaack.

ROADRUNNER
08-07-2013, 10:12 AM
Heeeeeeeeee's baaaaaaaack.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2013/08/CryWolfgif-1.jpg

..........http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2013/08/male19malecryingtearssmileyemoticon00006-1.jpg