View Full Version : Dom Mazzetti v. Everything
05-24-2011, 08:11 PM
This guy...is...I can't even describe this guy.
But when I got home this morning I watched every single one of these and laughed until my nuts hurt and I thought I needed an ambulance.
05-24-2011, 08:48 PM
Oh dear God.
05-24-2011, 08:54 PM
05-24-2011, 11:23 PM
**** that's funny. "We raped him. And then we had him rape us all back. And then we talked about it."
05-25-2011, 02:40 AM
I stare at myself in the mirror everyday, it's the first thing I do when I wake up. I usually do it 30 minutes to half an hour :lol:
05-25-2011, 03:39 AM
05-25-2011, 03:59 AM
:sidelol: god dam that was funny.
05-25-2011, 10:33 AM
He is too funny. He will be a youtube star huh.
05-25-2011, 01:31 PM
Listening to a walrus get clubbed. hahahahaha. All the skit needed was the line "the **** blockers swoop in".
05-25-2011, 05:39 PM
05-25-2011, 07:38 PM
Gotta couple of my bros coming down from Notre Dame. Straight Criminals. They're wanted for rape...ASS rape. LEGOO.
05-26-2011, 12:06 AM
MDW: Mucho Drunk Wagina
Also, has anyone else noticed that this dude bears a striking resemblance to Freddie Mercury? You know before all the AIDS.
05-26-2011, 08:48 AM
Dom Mazzetti v. Valentine's Day
05-26-2011, 08:49 AM
05-26-2011, 10:43 AM
05-26-2011, 04:28 PM
Hey bro, you have a condom I can borrow? I'm getting laid tonight.
05-26-2011, 04:33 PM
This dude cracks me up man. I am a fan for life.
05-26-2011, 06:05 PM
These are great :lol:
05-26-2011, 06:26 PM
"A girl enters the weight room I assume she's either lost, looking to get stuffed in the locker room, or she's looking for me specifically for advice....and then to get stuffed in the locker room."
"I'm so brawlic they named the weights after me....DOMbells."
:lol: :lol: :lol:
05-26-2011, 07:20 PM
"The pill protects against STDs and AIDS."
05-26-2011, 08:24 PM
"You gotta complement her"
"Is that your vagina? It's beautiful."
05-26-2011, 08:49 PM
"I was elected to two terms as mayor of SimCity until a giant robot attacked and the citizens were unhappy. They unpeached me."
"Bottles and models."
05-27-2011, 02:08 PM
I was Head Boss for a year - December 2010 until January 2011. I was responsible for firing everybody when I bankrupted the company. My dad wasn't happy.
06-06-2011, 08:36 PM
New Dom Mazzetti video was posted this evening.
Dom Mazzetti v. Teenage Pregnancies
06-07-2011, 08:23 AM
"These are values, those are *******!"
06-08-2011, 07:47 AM
06-13-2011, 01:37 PM
aaahhh made my Monday!
06-22-2011, 10:08 PM
New Dom Mazzetti video!
06-22-2011, 11:43 PM
"I only have two weaknesses; women, and my lack of education."
DOM IS PRICELESS!!! (ALL CAPS FOR THE INTENSITY!!!) :lol:
06-23-2011, 12:01 AM
"I force my girlfriend to watch me workout...therefore training her...by osmosis."
07-25-2011, 11:30 PM
Dom Mazzetti v. White Rappers
The hand shoes destroyed me lmao. "CLEAR!"
07-26-2011, 01:27 AM
Nas he didn't. :lol:
07-26-2011, 01:29 AM
Nas he didn't. :lol:
I live on 21 Jump Street...in the culdesac.
07-26-2011, 02:00 AM
What are the odds that Dom Mazzetti is Dominizzo? :lol:
07-26-2011, 12:22 PM
Osah lama Lakers!
07-26-2011, 06:37 PM
"I have one dance move. It's called the retard face with the rotating arm." :lol:
07-26-2011, 07:05 PM
I sold weed fa like two weeks and then I got grounded.
09-07-2011, 09:42 AM
09-07-2011, 03:38 PM
09-07-2011, 09:22 PM
:lol: "DEEP HOOK"
"... and blastin ye-yo off of *******..."
"... classes are like abortions, you have the option."
:lol: Dom rules.
10-10-2011, 02:35 PM
Make that ***** funnel like eight beers. classic.
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01-22-2013, 04:35 PM
It's been way way too long!!!!!!!!!!! Bump with some YOLO love and porn!!!!!!!!!!
01-30-2013, 07:45 PM
His best one yet.
01-31-2013, 08:19 AM
His best one yet.
:lol: Tonight's forecast? Shame, with a chance of whiskey dick!
01-31-2013, 09:39 AM
I'm runnin' the engine room of the Titanic by my self here. Classic.
02-01-2013, 01:36 AM
That seal line was the ****ing best..
I almost pissed myself.
05-07-2013, 10:32 AM
***** ain't got no age!
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