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Arsenal WV
05-31-2011, 08:02 AM
"wife" is pretty obvious, you would drop everything and marry her that same day. They can be famous, not very well known. Only ONE rule. Kanye West will not be an option (JCane). Married guys, you can do this too. Begin!



Natalie Portman

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/fb80b1c0592bb108_NataliePortman2009Oscar-1.jpg



Maria Sharapova

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/84047-1.jpg



Rachel Bilson "The OC"


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/RachelBilsonphoto2-1.jpg

DisturbedShifty
05-31-2011, 08:15 AM
In no real order:

Julia Stiles
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Emma Stone
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/emmastone20094280527-1.jpg

Mila Kunis
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/milakunishot11-1.jpg

Call me strange or weird. But I like a more "down to Earth" looking girl as opposed to the "super model" girl.

SpurzN703
05-31-2011, 09:47 AM
Katy Perry

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/katyperry-1.jpg

Alice Eve

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/aliceeve_l1-1.jpg

Alana De La Garza

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Tunaphish429
05-31-2011, 10:08 AM
Angie Varona....Thanks for Introducing us JCane..Your too kind.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/AngieVarona6-1.jpg


Marisa Tomei- I got a thing for older women.


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/tn2_marisa_tomei_2-1.jpg

WeVie
05-31-2011, 10:35 AM
I would marry almost any chick that will be posted here. For the most part they will be smoking hot, and pretty rich as well.

Vaark
05-31-2011, 11:28 AM
my top 4

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/SgEASbauOnqpb3raCFhRAQ99o1_500-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/angelinajoli-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/w03jnl-1.jpg

Bumpus
05-31-2011, 11:34 AM
None. This cat ain't gettin tied down. :up:


... Now, when we get to the smash thread - that'll be a different story. :lol:

Tunaphish429
05-31-2011, 11:46 AM
my top 4

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/SgEASbauOnqpb3raCFhRAQ99o1_500-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/angelinajoli-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/w03jnl-1.jpg

I dont know whats worse? The fact that she banged Billy Bob or her Brother?

No way dude.

WeVie
05-31-2011, 12:05 PM
I wouldn't care if she banged her own dad or even an anteater. I would still hit it.

JCane
05-31-2011, 12:07 PM
Jessica Hamby

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Rachel Nichols

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/rachelnicholsespn3-1.jpg

Scarlett Pain

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/e0705b231f-1.jpg

WeVie
05-31-2011, 12:35 PM
OK. Fine. I'll play along too.

I don't know what it is about Drew but I have always had a mad crush on her. She seems more like an average chick
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif


Between those boobs, that body, her voice, and the face, how could you go wrong with Sofia Vergara?
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/43983d1245887780ladiesgentlemencelebrity-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/IMG_0116-1.jpg
I pretty much did drop everything and marry this one although it was not the same day. I would to it again too.

Vaark
05-31-2011, 12:46 PM
I dont know whats worse? The fact that she banged Billy Bob or her Brother?

No way dude.

That's ****ing blasphemous!!!

So do you interrogate all your prospective spouses regarding their past sex partners insisting on bios and photos? If that was a requirement, most men would remain single, believe me.
... or is it that you don't think her bro is hot enough for you?

Sorry, but one of the most gorgeous, sexiestl women in the world who's successful at her craft, earns more than most of her peers, is socially conscious putting her time and money where her mouth is, no doubt is uninhibitedly crazy as hell in bed and who's capable of hooking you up in a 3way including one of her GFs is a slam dunk to me :idk:

Vaark
05-31-2011, 12:48 PM
OK. Fine. I'll play along too.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/IMG_0116-1.jpg
I pretty much did drop everything and marry this one although it was not the same day. I would to it again too.

You married up, fortuitiously catching her at a time before she realized she was slumming eh?

CedarPhin
05-31-2011, 12:56 PM
Eliza Dushku
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/3elizadushku-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Danica McKeller (Winnie from "The Wonder Years" all grown up)
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/danicamckellarmaxim-1.jpg

Irina Shayk
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/photoIrinaShayksulfureuse-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Tunaphish429
05-31-2011, 12:58 PM
That's ****ing blasphemous!!!

So do you interrogate all your prospective spouses regarding their past sex partners insisting on bios and photos? If that was a requirement, most men would remain single, believe me.
... or is it that you don't think her bro is hot enough for you?

Sorry, but one of the most gorgeous, sexiestl women in the world who's successful at her craft, earns more than most of her peers, is socially conscious putting her time and money where her mouth is, no doubt is uninhibitedly crazy as hell in bed and who's capable of hooking you up in a 3way including one of her GFs is a slam dunk to me :idk:

Sorry Vaark, to each their own.. I gotta say no thanks on Jolie. The brother thing just freaks me out....and ignorance is bliss when it comes to that kind of stuff..Had she not stuck her tongue down her brothers throat on National TV I would have never known.. But in my book she is disqualified....

Arsenal WV
05-31-2011, 01:23 PM
PhinzN703,

Well done for choosing Alice Eve. She would be my #4. I love her.

Valandui
05-31-2011, 01:44 PM
Kristen Bell

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/kristenbellbikini2ss-1.jpg

Odette Annable

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/OdetteYustman-1.jpg

Amanda Bynes

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/amandabynesfhm450x266-1.jpg

Valandui
05-31-2011, 01:53 PM
I'd also have to go with Phinz's choice of Alana de la Garza. She is ridiculous.

Locke
05-31-2011, 02:15 PM
Kate Beckinsale

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/imagesqtbnANd9GcTAs1JlGKySf87Sx8IjPVIoZr-1.jpg

Mila Kunis - although someone already beat me to her

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/MilaKunis-1.jpg

Mindy White - I love a girl who can sing, and her voice is so damn sexy

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/8S41QQ0Wsow2vusom6BGDAmzo1_500-1.jpg

Locke
05-31-2011, 02:23 PM
Of course, my wife would be number one. Celebrated our one year anniversary yesterday actually...

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/Val-1.jpg

SpurzN703
05-31-2011, 02:24 PM
I'd also have to go with Phinz's choice of Alana de la Garza. She is ridiculous.

She can read me my rights any day of the week

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PhinzN703,

Well done for choosing Alice Eve. She would be my #4. I love her.

I'd have a Top 100 list if I could think of all the chicks I'd love to get with

SpurzN703
05-31-2011, 02:39 PM
I'll give you three more:

Diane Lane

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/dianelane-1.jpg


Sarah Chalke

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif


Julie Bowen

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/juliebowenpicture1-1.jpg

Arsenal WV
05-31-2011, 03:33 PM
She can read me my rights any day of the week

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I'd have a Top 100 list if I could think of all the chicks I'd love to get with

True. But "get with" and "wife" are two different things.

Valandui
05-31-2011, 03:36 PM
Of course, my wife would be number one. Celebrated our one year anniversary yesterday actually...

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/Val-1.jpg
Congratulations, man.

Arsenal WV
05-31-2011, 03:42 PM
I'll give 3 more too


Kristen Cavallari

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif



Hayden panettiere


http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif


Carrie Underwood (I would seriously do horrible, awful, unspeakable things to her snatch).

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/carrieunderwoodengaged-1.jpg

tylerdolphin
05-31-2011, 03:45 PM
Kate Beckinsale:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Angie:

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/tumblr_ll90j54CoP1qa7ee8o1_500-1.jpg

Whoever the **** this girl is:

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2013/03/2275204614_a422c0d65d_o-1.jpg

And Lockes wife. (Im joking. I think. The Jack Daniels shirt sealed it.)

Arsenal WV
05-31-2011, 03:48 PM
I'm not attracted to that ginger, like, at all.

tylerdolphin
05-31-2011, 03:49 PM
I'm not attracted to that ginger, like, at all.

Jesus man, look at her eyes.

Arsenal WV
05-31-2011, 03:51 PM
I'm sorry, I'm kinda distracted by the maple leafs on her arm and the zombie on her ****ing thigh.

Valandui
05-31-2011, 03:54 PM
We're doing more? Ok.

Elisha Cuthbert

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Lacey Chabert

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Raquel Alessi

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Locke
05-31-2011, 03:55 PM
Kate Beckinsale:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Angie:

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/05/tumblr_ll90j54CoP1qa7ee8o1_500-1.jpg

Whoever the **** this girl is:

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2013/03/2275204614_a422c0d65d_o-1.jpg

And Lockes wife. (Im joking. I think. The Jack Daniels shirt sealed it.)

:lol:

I'll take it as a compliment.

You and I have the same taste in women. That tatted up Ginger is seriously smoking hot. I'm a sucker for red heads though...

Valandui
05-31-2011, 04:01 PM
:lol:

I'll take it as a compliment.

You and I have the same taste in women. That tatted up Ginger is seriously smoking hot. I'm a sucker for red heads though...
I completely agree. Hot redheads are few and far between, but the ones that are are usually ridiculous.

SpurzN703
05-31-2011, 04:04 PM
True. But "get with" and "wife" are two different things.

Understood yet any broad I'd post in here I'd both do and marry

Arsenal WV
05-31-2011, 04:20 PM
lol

good call. Same here, minus the ginger.

Locke
05-31-2011, 04:53 PM
I completely agree. Hot redheads are few and far between, but the ones that are are usually ridiculous.

Agreed completely. Plus I love tattooed chicks. Hot redheads with good tattoos are pretty much my kryptonite. I had no plans on ever getting married until I met one...

SpurzN703
05-31-2011, 05:02 PM
Agreed completely. Plus I love tattooed chicks. Hot redheads with good tattoos are pretty much my kryptonite. I had no plans on ever getting married until I met one...

I completely dig red heads too probably b/c they're the rarity out of all chicks. Plus you always wonder if the carpet matches the drapes :d-day:

Bumpus
05-31-2011, 05:47 PM
Elsie Reynolds:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
84-year-old terminal lung cancer patient whose late husband was the founder of RJR Tobacco. Elsie has no living relatives. Net worth - $3.8 Billion





Claire Prunechin:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

102-year-old owner of a nationwide chain of liquor stores. No living relatives. Her doctor gave her 6 months to live in Dec. Net worth - $2.65 Billion





Jane "Black Widow" Yougottabefuggingkiddingmewiththatmouth:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
56-year-old Hatian Voodoo priestess. Convicted mass murderer and extortionist. Currently serving 114 life sentences in a maximum security prison being guarded by GoonBoss. No living relatives. Estate net worth - $1.9 Billion

Locke
05-31-2011, 05:51 PM
Elsie Reynolds:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
84-year-old terminal lung cancer patient whose late husband was the founder of RJR Tobacco. Elsie has no living relatives. Net worth - $3.8 Billion





Claire Prunechin:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

102-year-old owner of a nationwide chain of liquor stores. No living relatives. Her doctor gave her 6 months to live in Dec. Net worth - $2.65 Billion





Jane "Black Widow" Yougottabefuggingkiddingmewiththatmouth:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
56-year-old Hatian Voodoo priestess. Convicted mass murderer and extortionist. Currently serving 114 life sentences in a maximum security prison being guarded by GoonBoss. No living relatives. Estate net worth - $1.9 Billion

:lol:

Bumpus
05-31-2011, 05:52 PM
I win. :lol:



BTW ... Damn, Locke! Good for you, bro. Not sure if I'd post pics of her with this crew of knuckle shufflers, though. :lol:

Phinatic8u
06-01-2011, 12:02 AM
I win. :lol:



BTW ... Damn, Locke! Good for you, bro. Not sure if I'd post pics of her with this crew of knuckle shufflers, though. :lol:

I say post more, what are we gonna do? steal her and run a train?

:lol:

WeVie
06-01-2011, 12:54 AM
You married up, fortuitiously catching her at a time before she realized she was slumming eh?

I don't know Vaark. I am a pretty good catch. I say she is the one that married up.

WeVie
06-01-2011, 01:06 AM
I say post more, what are we gonna do? steal her and run a train?

:lol:

I agree. Show us more. She is hot! Congrats!

WeVie
06-01-2011, 01:08 AM
Eliza Dushku
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/3elizadushku-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Danica McKeller (Winnie from "The Wonder Years" all grown up)
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/danicamckellarmaxim-1.jpg

Irina Shayk
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/photoIrinaShayksulfureuse-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

These are some great choices. Winne Cooper for sure!! that bi*ch broke my heard every time she did it to Kevin. I felt his pain.

Locke
06-01-2011, 11:13 AM
Since we're adding more...

Evangeline Lilly

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/500fullevangelinelilly-1.jpg

Zooey Deschanel

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Evan Rachel Wood

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/imagesqtbnANd9GcRHk0TRrmr04yYXZxoylADc0P-1.jpg

SpurzN703
06-01-2011, 02:00 PM
Brie Larson

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/brie_larson_1259955739-1.jpg

Valandui
06-01-2011, 03:34 PM
Gemma Arterton

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/gemmaartertonprinceofpersiamovie-1.jpg

Arsenal WV
06-01-2011, 03:51 PM
Reese Witherspoon


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/imagesqtbnANd9GcSYROu85pLFwyfNpKSH2d7x8V-1.jpg


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/sexy_boobs_reese_witherspoon_stylish_pic-1.jpg

WeVie
06-01-2011, 04:29 PM
Reese Witherspoon


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/imagesqtbnANd9GcSYROu85pLFwyfNpKSH2d7x8V-1.jpg



http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/sexy_boobs_reese_witherspoon_stylish_pic-1.jpg

Good Call.

WeVie
06-01-2011, 05:01 PM
How about the richest woman on the planet, I think

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/thumbOprahWinfrey-1.jpg

Bumpus
06-01-2011, 09:16 PM
How about the richest woman on the planet, I think

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/thumbOprahWinfrey-1.jpg

Yeah, but she's not dying soon. :lol:


You'd end up married to this for years:
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/oprahpeeso-1.gif

BAMAPHIN 22
06-02-2011, 04:47 PM
Jessica Alba
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/012511-1.jpg

Halle Berry
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/Halle2BBerry2-1.jpg


Sanaa Lathan
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/2ndAnnualESSENCEBlackWomenHollywoodLunch-1.jpg (http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/93Es_Esv6CW/2nd+Annual+ESSENCE+Black+Women+Hollywood+Luncheon/WGRm6hZejJU/Sanaa+Lathan)

Locke
06-02-2011, 05:11 PM
I would have never guess Bama has jungle fever...

PhinsPhan11
06-02-2011, 05:42 PM
Of course, my wife would be number one. Celebrated our one year anniversary yesterday actually...

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/Val-1.jpg
Congrats man.

PhinsPhan11
06-02-2011, 06:01 PM
Elsie Reynolds:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
84-year-old terminal lung cancer patient whose late husband was the founder of RJR Tobacco. Elsie has no living relatives. Net worth - $3.8 Billion





Claire Prunechin:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

102-year-old owner of a nationwide chain of liquor stores. No living relatives. Her doctor gave her 6 months to live in Dec. Net worth - $2.65 Billion





Jane "Black Widow" Yougottabefuggingkiddingmewiththatmouth:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif
56-year-old Hatian Voodoo priestess. Convicted mass murderer and extortionist. Currently serving 114 life sentences in a maximum security prison being guarded by GoonBoss. No living relatives. Estate net worth - $1.9 Billion
:lol2:

X-Pacolypse
06-03-2011, 12:56 AM
This cheerleader:

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif


Or, this cheerleader.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/oregoncheerleaderkatelynn06-1.jpg

Stacy Keibler (a former cheerleader)

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/Stacy2BKeibler100-1.jpg


Yes, I love me some cheerleaders.

CedarPhin
06-07-2011, 11:22 AM
Rashida Jones
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/CELEBRITIES_rashida_jonesH_01a-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/482-1.jpg

HurriPhin
06-07-2011, 05:04 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Arsenal WV
06-07-2011, 06:36 PM
Please don't take this the wrong way, or think less of me but....

Your wife is hot.

Bumpus
06-07-2011, 06:42 PM
Please don't take this the wrong way, or think less of me but....

Your wife is hot.

Scorching hot!


Like I said earlier, Locke is a lucky man. :up:

Arsenal WV
06-07-2011, 06:45 PM
That's not Locke.

That's HurriPhin.

And if his wife were a president, she would be baberham lincoln.

Bumpus
06-07-2011, 06:55 PM
That's not Locke.

That's HurriPhin.

And if his wife were a president, she would be baberham lincoln.

:lol: HurriPhin's babe ain't exactly chopped liver either. :up:

HurriPhin
06-07-2011, 06:58 PM
That's not Locke.

That's HurriPhin.

And if his wife were a president, she would be baberham lincoln.

:rimshot: :lol:

...and thank you.

Valandui
06-13-2011, 05:50 AM
Laura Vandervoort

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Valandui
06-13-2011, 06:05 AM
Also, whoever this chick in my sig is.

Locke
06-13-2011, 11:30 AM
That's not Locke.

That's HurriPhin.

And if his wife were a president, she would be baberham lincoln.

I wish that was me. Dude looks like he came out of an ad in GQ magazine...

Ohio Fanatic
06-13-2011, 12:18 PM
Scarlett Johansson

Kate Beckinsale

Penny Mathis - gotta have 1 with huge breasts

(sorry I'm at work, so uploading pics isn't possible).

Valandui
06-21-2011, 07:00 AM
Ashley Greene

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/ashleygreenemaxim02-1.jpg

Arsenal WV
06-21-2011, 07:15 AM
Scarlett Johansson

Kate Beckinsale

Penny Mathis - gotta have 1 with huge breasts

(sorry I'm at work, so uploading pics isn't possible).

I got you son.



Kate Beckinsale

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/KateBeckinsale-1.jpg

Scarlett Johannson

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/Scarlett2BJohansson2BHot2BPics2B1-1.jpg

Penny Mathis

http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

DisturbedShifty
06-21-2011, 07:36 AM
Ashley Greene is really hot with short hair.