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Vaark
06-14-2011, 02:56 PM
Just when you think you've heard it all - there's this pair of dimwits:


A dimwitted Philadelphia mom could have made her status update "in jail" after cops say she used Facebook to hire a hitman to kill her baby daddy.

Eley London's alleged attempt to use social media to hire an assassin stunned jaded cops.

But what really amazed police was the sheer stupidity of wannabe killer 18-year-old Tim Bynum, who they say agreed to rub out Corey Jerome White for $1,000.

"It's shocking that people are just so stupid," said Lt. John Walker.

Police said London, 20, went online in search of a hired gun on May 23 after getting into an argument with White. On her Facebook profile, she posted this message:

"I will pay somebody a stack to kill my baby father."

After Bynum contacted London, she provided him with an address and description of White.

White's mother spotted the message and contacted her son, who then notified the police.

London was arrested on June 10 and charged with conspiracy to commit murder. She is being held on $250,000 bail.

Cops found a .22 caliber hand gun when they arrested Bynum on June 12 at his Darby, Pa. home. Charged with attempted murder and a weapons charge, he was being held on $350,000 bail.

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Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2011/06/14/2011-06-14_philadelphia_mom_eley_london_allegedly_tried_to_hire_a_hit_man_over_facebook_to_.html#ixzz1PHI2bDwG

Gonzo
06-14-2011, 03:02 PM
A stack? Pringles are pretty damn good. I just wish they had paprika and dill flavors in the states.

Kdawg954
06-14-2011, 03:29 PM
wow, 1 ****ing rack? Appropriate title Vaark, that **** is pathetic.

To solicit for a hired gun on your Facebook Wall may be the dumbest crime of 2011 . . . even with more than 6 months to go.

Bumpus
06-14-2011, 05:41 PM
IMO, the baby daddy should just off himself for putting his junk into that hideous troll. (esp. since it's public now)

PhinzN703
06-15-2011, 09:35 AM
Those are eyes of the devil, look out.