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Bumpus
06-20-2011, 01:08 AM
The Great State of West Virginia turns 148 years old today!

I call on my fellow Mountaineers to tip your glasses ...


Repeatedly.

Til you can't see anymore.

If you drink less than a case today, it better be because you were too busy pounding moonshine! :lol:

:drink:

tylerdolphin
06-20-2011, 01:09 AM
I pity people who need a reason to get biblicated.

Bumpus
06-20-2011, 01:19 AM
I pity people who need a reason to get biblicated.

:lol: Do I seem like the kinda guy who needs a reason?



This is more of an obligation to get retarded-level, face-down-in-the-gutter, drooling-on-yourself ****ing plastered. :up:

PhinsPhan11
06-20-2011, 01:26 AM
This just gives Bumpus a reason to drink, as if he really needs one. :lol:

Arsenal WV
06-20-2011, 04:20 AM
Happy Birthday West Virginia!

Without wikipedia or a dictionary. I can tell you that West Virginia became a state on June 20th, 1863. I'm proud to be a slut-tastic West Virginian til my dying breath.

Vaark
06-20-2011, 11:04 AM
Don't forget that tomorrow in 1898 we welcomed in Guam as a US territory..and also on that date in 1997, the NY Liberty beat the LA Sparks in what was the first WNBA game ever played. If those aren't reasons to carry on celebrating, I dunno what are :idk:

Tunaphish429
06-20-2011, 11:11 AM
On a related note...West Virgina has changed its name to West Bum **** as it usually been called this when travlers pass through it.

Phinatic8u
06-20-2011, 11:45 AM
WV

:lol:

Bumpus
06-20-2011, 02:02 PM
*Hiccup*

Tunaphish429
06-20-2011, 02:55 PM
*Hiccup*


So what is your poison brother?

Vaark
06-20-2011, 03:07 PM
*Hiccup*

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/9u0ww8-1.jpg

Bumpus
06-20-2011, 05:06 PM
So what is your poison brother?

Currently - Coors Light with garnishes of Crown Royal shots thrown in ... :drink:


I'm well on the way to ****ed up! :up:

Bumpus
06-20-2011, 05:16 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/9u0ww8-1.jpg

:lol: Bro, MAJOR props for finding a Wheeling Main St. pic (w/ Mull "C"enter, no less in the background.

Outstanding work! :up:
(Team Bumpus is impressed)

Bumpus
06-20-2011, 05:23 PM
Couple boys from Barbour County were just in here (local watering hole) ... Funny drunken ****! :lol:

I wish I could remember the stories (yep, I'm druunk

Arsenal WV
06-20-2011, 05:26 PM
I think I see the hotel I stayed in when I went up to watch Bluefield win the AA state title. The Wheeling inn I think it was called? It's right beside that crazy *** bridge you have can drive across to get to the Island? Yeah, I walked on that thing drunk. No fun.

Bumpus
06-20-2011, 05:28 PM
Don't forget that tomorrow in 1898 we welcomed in Guam as a US territory..and also on that date in 1997, the NY Liberty beat the LA Sparks in what was the first WNBA game ever played. If those aren't reasons to carry on celebrating, I dunno what are :idk:

Agreed. I was just gonna go with, "Its Tuesday!!!"

but, it's good to know. Lol

Arsenal WV
06-20-2011, 05:31 PM
And remember On Wednesday.

2003 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003) – The largest hailstone (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hailstone) ever recorded falls in Aurora, Nebraska (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora,_Nebraska)

If that's not a reason to drink, then I don't know what is.

Bumpus
06-20-2011, 05:36 PM
I think I see the hotel I stayed in when I went up to watch Bluefield win the AA state title. The Wheeling inn I think it was called? It's right beside that crazy *** bridge you have can drive across to get to the Island? Yeah, I walked on that thing drunk. No fun.

Wuss. :lol:

The Suspension Bridge is fun to walk across when drunk. :)

Vaark
06-20-2011, 06:08 PM
:lol: Bro, MAJOR props for finding a Wheeling Main St. pic (w/ Mull "C"enter, no less in the background.

Outstanding work! :up:
(Team Bumpus is impressed)

i actually considered putting you teetering on that bridge's guardrail.. however decided that in your compromised condition, safety trumped artistic impact. So I settled for situating you in the middle of onrushing traffic, hoping that drivers around there were paying attn to the road instead of their sisters' privates :up:

Bumpus
06-20-2011, 11:39 PM
*belch*

No mas.

Sleepy.