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dreday
06-27-2011, 01:19 PM
a few close calls.how did you handle that ladies and gentlemen?

Nublar7
06-27-2011, 06:22 PM
lock the door

Arsenal WV
06-27-2011, 06:25 PM
If it was a parent. I immediately went soft. Didn't have to worry about finishing.

Bumpus
06-27-2011, 06:46 PM
Go Away!
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/06/Idiocracy4-1.jpg_19032007
'Batin!

Bobby Humphrey
06-27-2011, 07:33 PM
i have walked in on a 70 year old, 270+ pound man i only met once before ...... good times.

Phinatic8u
06-27-2011, 09:50 PM
I just kept going.

**** it. I'm bout to cum *****

COphinphan89
06-27-2011, 09:56 PM
A few close calls in my younger days. Never got walked in on though. I learned it was best to get it done with everyone else in bed. Early in the morning or late at night. But I gotta tell ya, ever since this whole Rebecca Black craze got started, I've had trouble controlling myself. I can't even wait til I get to the bathroom at work anymore.

PhinzN703
06-28-2011, 03:46 PM
I was doing it once and nutted right as the door opened (mom). Luckily I reacted quickly enough with the covers that she didn't see anything.

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I just kept going.

**** it. I'm bout to cum *****

Weirdest thing I've heard in years

CedarPhin
06-28-2011, 03:59 PM
I had Mormon missionaries come knock at the door one morning. I answered it buck naked. They both freaked out and never came back again.

COphinphan89
06-28-2011, 11:45 PM
I had Mormon missionaries come knock at the door one morning. I answered it buck naked. They both freaked out and never came back again.
Did you get that from Robin Williams' stand up bit where he talks about the people who come to your door asking "have you found Jesus?"

"And it just makes ya wanna answer the door nude and go 'no ya wanna come inside and help me look for him?'"

JCane
06-29-2011, 01:39 AM
Girlfriend's Mom walked in on us once when I was in high school. I think she was trying to catch us on purpose because we didn't think she was home and she even told us she wasn't there when we called earlier. Had that girl bent over her bed and her Mom walks in and sees my big white ***. We didn't even bother to close the door. I didn't even put half of my clothes back on. No shirt...put my pants on and stuffed my boxers in my pocket and left.

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