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WeVie
07-21-2011, 02:55 PM
This is pretty cool. Try it out. My computer is a chick and she loves it when I stroke her "keys"

try it guys to know if ur computer is Male or Female

1. Open Notepad
2. Type the following line in notepad: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"Hey baby. I want you to make love to me"
3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs
4. Run the file

Dolfan984
07-21-2011, 03:23 PM
Mine's a chick. Windows 7

Phinatic8u
07-21-2011, 04:10 PM
Mine's a stupid incompetent *****.

:lol:

Dolfan3773
07-21-2011, 05:27 PM
Mines not cooperating......

Arsenal WV
07-21-2011, 05:32 PM
Mine told me if has the swine flu and it i keep getting on porn sites it will die.

Dolfan3773
07-21-2011, 05:36 PM
Mine told me if has the swine flu and it i keep getting on porn sites it will die.

:sidelol:

I guess that's why mine didn't cooperate...the infestation of porn has over come it

JC
07-22-2011, 02:04 AM
After I realized my computer was a female I put it in the kitchen, and won't take it out of the kitchen unless it turns this entire loaf of bread into delicious sandwiches, cut into fours, arranged around a pile of Lays potato chips.

ROADRUNNER
07-23-2011, 03:21 AM
Mine must be female because it allway's gives me back chat.............

PhinsPhan11
07-23-2011, 10:58 AM
Mine told me if has the swine flu and it i keep getting on porn sites it will die.
:lol:

Bumpus
07-23-2011, 12:21 PM
Mine did this stupid snort/chuckle thing, and said it's name was Pat.


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/07/pat-1.jpg



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