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harmonkoz
07-27-2011, 08:24 PM
Hello Ladies of the deep.

Long time no read. Just stopped in to congratulate you on that Bill Parcells experiment and the way franchise has really taken a nose dive of late.

Ted Ginn anyone? anyone?

Anyway I figure since we will be sweeping your sorry ***** this year, I should kick the door in and say hello, been out of the message board circuit for a while and thought it was a good time to blow the cobwebs out.

Well I guess thats it for now. You ladies have a nice evening and we will be seeing you soon.

Gonzo
07-27-2011, 08:29 PM
So, are you going to follow your ****hole team to Toronto or L.A. when your owner's mind finally realizes his body has been dead for the past 10 years?

harmonkoz
07-27-2011, 08:35 PM
So, are you going to follow your ****hole team to Toronto or L.A. when your owner's mind finally realizes his body has been dead for the past 10 years?

Well Supermod (Does your mother call you that too?) unfortunately for you, the Bills will never move. We have too many wealthy people in the western NY area who have said it is not going to happen, regardless of when or if the old bag of bones dies.

Now if you want to talk about ****hole teams... How bout them Dolphins?

Gonzo
07-27-2011, 08:47 PM
Well Supermod (Does your mother call you that too?) unfortunately for you, the Bills will never move. We have too many wealthy people in the western NY area who have said it is not going to happen, regardless of when or if the old bag of bones dies.

Now if you want to talk about ****hole teams... How bout them Dolphins?
I'd let your mom call me it if I had any interest in humping a fat broad from Wisconsin. BobDole might hook her up though. As for the 2 or 3 "rich" people in western NY, they didn't get western NY's version of rich by making horrible business decisions, like keeping a dump like the bills in an even bigger dump like barfalo.

BobDole
07-27-2011, 08:55 PM
Well Supermod (Does your mother call you that too?) unfortunately for you, the Bills will never move. We have too many wealthy people in the western NY area who have said it is not going to happen, regardless of when or if the old bag of bones dies.

Now if you want to talk about ****hole teams... How bout them Dolphins?

i should change my handle to 'fists of fury' so it lines up with what your mom calls me.

harmonkoz
07-27-2011, 08:58 PM
Actually Sherlock... I am from Missouri, and mother died there over 10 years ago.

Obviously they have a different perspective than you -- as all of them have gone on the record saying it is not going to happen.

Jacksonville, Minnesota, and St. Louis have a much greater chance of getting sold and /or relocated.

I take it you don't want to talk about your ****hole team?

McPhin
07-27-2011, 08:59 PM
Well Supermod (Does your mother call you that too?) unfortunately for you, the Bills will never move. We have too many wealthy people in the western NY area who have said it is not going to happen, regardless of when or if the old bag of bones dies.

Now if you want to talk about ****hole teams... How bout them Dolphins?

Dude I'm from Greece, N.Y. and you are the typical embarassing, drunken, clueless football "fan" that I grew to know. That's why I became a Dolphin fan a looooong time ago! Now put down that Labatt's Blue and go to bed because you only have a month and a half of nice weather left to enjoy......

P.S. Spend this football season across the border at the Sundowner in Niagara Falls, you'll be much happier ;-)

harmonkoz
07-27-2011, 08:59 PM
i should change my handle to 'fists of fury' so it lines up with what your mom calls me.

Howdy Bob. How is that gimp arm of yours?

harmonkoz
07-27-2011, 09:01 PM
Dude I'm from Greece, N.Y. and you are the typical embarassing, drunken, clueless football "fan" that I grew to know. That's why I became a Dolphin fan a looooong time ago! Now put down that Labatt's Blue and go to bed because you only have a month and a half of nice weather left to enjoy......

P.S. Spend this football season across the border at the Sundowner in Niagara Falls, you'll be much happier ;-)

And looky McPhin to the rescue. How is Mrs. McPhin and my kids?

BobDole
07-27-2011, 09:04 PM
Actually Sherlock... I am from Missouri, and mother died there over 10 years ago.

Obviously they have a different perspective than you -- as all of them have gone on the record saying it is not going to happen.

Jacksonville, Minnesota, and St. Louis have a much greater chance of getting sold and /or relocated.

I take it you don't want to talk about your ****hole team?

i dabble in necrophilia. it's not the most rewarding habit but it's kinky and gets the job done.

don't start with the 'your mom' stuff and then come back with that thinking it's gonna make me feel bad. not this guy.

BobDole
07-27-2011, 09:05 PM
Howdy Bob. How is that gimp arm of yours?

howdy harm. gimpy. per usual.

McPhin
07-27-2011, 09:09 PM
And looky McPhin to the rescue. How is Mrs. McPhin and my kids?

Dude you're a Buffalo fan, you know you've never had sex outside your family........ Now just stop already! :-D

harmonkoz
07-27-2011, 09:36 PM
howdy harm. gimpy. per usual.

Maybe you should get together with smiling Bob. Have a Bob conference -- I bet he can help you out.

harmonkoz
07-27-2011, 09:37 PM
Dude you're a Buffalo fan, you know you've never had sex outside your family........ Now just stop already! :-D

Just because you had sex with your family and the shame of it drove you to the dark side, does not mean you can rationalize your behavior by casting all Bills fans in a bad light.

Thats what happens to Bills fans that begin inbreeding. They become Dolfans.

McPhin
07-27-2011, 09:50 PM
Just because you had sex with your family and the shame of it drove you to the dark side, does not mean you can rationalize your behavior by casting all Bills fans in a bad light.

Thats what happens to Bills fans that begin inbreeding. They become Dolfans.

OK.....so you're posting silly toughguy BS on a football forum AND you like Fish-Dicks? You must be a Jet fan!? C'mon Man, tell the truth! :-D

Gonzo
07-27-2011, 09:53 PM
Actually Sherlock... I am from Missouri, and mother died there over 10 years ago.

Obviously they have a different perspective than you -- as all of them have gone on the record saying it is not going to happen.

Jacksonville, Minnesota, and St. Louis have a much greater chance of getting sold and /or relocated.

I take it you don't want to talk about your ****hole team?
She should have known better than to try to drink that much horse semen. She could have done the world a favor if she had done it a couple decades before. As for Missouri, I'm not sure why you admitted that. You would have been better sticking with Wisconsin, which is just as fat but less inbreeding. You just can't win with your states or team choices.

The only reason those teams MAY have a better chance of being relocated is because nobody wants the **** product that is the jills.

harmonkoz
07-27-2011, 10:06 PM
She should have known better than to try to drink that much horse semen. She could have done the world a favor if she had done it a couple decades before. As for Missouri, I'm not sure why you admitted that. You would have been better sticking with Wisconsin, which is just as fat but less inbreeding. You just can't win with your states or team choices.

The only reason those teams MAY have a better chance of being relocated is because nobody wants the **** product that is the jills.

This coming from a Canuck Fin fan. LMAO.

Anyone... Even someone with just one wee little brain cell swimming around (i.e. You) would want the Bills -- regardless of the state of the franchise. Look at the numbers. A f'ing blind man with one testical (i.e. You) can see the value there.

Tunaphish429
07-27-2011, 10:14 PM
This coming from a Canuck Fin fan. LMAO.

Anyone... Even someone with just one wee little brain cell swimming around (i.e. You) would want the Bills -- regardless of the state of the franchise. Look at the numbers. A f'ing blind man with one testical (i.e. You) can see the value there.

After bob takes on your mom. I got next. how did she die? Should I bring lube? The bills are trash and will always be trash. So go talk real football.

Mr_Freezetag
07-27-2011, 10:18 PM
This coming from a Canuck Fin fan. LMAO.

Anyone... Even someone with just one wee little brain cell swimming around (i.e. You) would want the Bills -- regardless of the state of the franchise. Look at the numbers. A f'ing blind man with one testical (i.e. You) can see the value there.

A blind man with one testical would still pick up that an NFL team NEEDS an offensive line before anything else, which is exactly what the Jills lack upfront, then add to all their other shortcomings.

CJ SPiller, the next Chris Johnson, couldn't even muster ONE mediocre game all season. What the hell is going to change that?

You just lost your boy Puzluszny, the leader of your D. That side of the ball will look a bit off plugging in a bunch of rookies.

Every season the Jills fans say "this is the year we are great", then fall flat on their faces. You come on this board running your mouth, making yourself look like a fool.

I know a lot of fin fans on this site are not claiming such greatness as you are because we know this team is missing some pieces to the puzzle but not far off from finishing it. But the Jills, they are the depressed, lonely old man that can't even start the puzzle because he lost the top of the box with the picture. The Jills are exactly that, hopeless.

harmonkoz
07-27-2011, 10:20 PM
After bob takes on your mom. I got next. how did she die? Should I bring lube? The bills are trash and will always be trash. So go talk real football.

She was cremated so you might want to skip the lube, unless if you prefer that old pasty feel like your old lady has.

Real football? Is that what you call that sh|t you guys are pumping out down there? We just call that sh|t where I am from.

harmonkoz
07-27-2011, 10:23 PM
A blind man with one testical would still pick up that an NFL team NEEDS an offensive line before anything else, which is exactly what the Jills lack upfront, then add to all their other shortcomings.

CJ SPiller, the next Chris Johnson, couldn't even muster ONE mediocre game all season. What the hell is going to change that?

You just lost your boy Puzluszny, the leader of your D. That side of the ball will look a bit off plugging in a bunch of rookies.

Every season the Jills fans say "this is the year we are great", then fall flat on their faces. You come on this board running your mouth, making yourself look like a fool.

I know a lot of fin fans on this site are not claiming such greatness as you are because we know this team is missing some pieces to the puzzle but not far off from finishing it. But the Jills, they are the depressed, lonely old man that can't even start the puzzle because he lost the top of the box with the picture. The Jills are exactly that, hopeless.

Are you f'ing kidding me?

FIrst of all, read up Sally we were not talking about needs were we... We were talking about an attractive team to buy, and from a merchandising and financial standpoint, the Bills are can't miss bet. Forbes has several good write-ups on the values of teams.

No back to the are you f'ing kidding me part... You guys are so f'ing far away it's not even funny. Perhaps when you get a new GM and coach we can start the clock then. Who is your f'ing QB? That pile of sh|t you rolled out last season?

Gonzo
07-27-2011, 10:25 PM
This coming from a Canuck Fin fan. LMAO.

Anyone... Even someone with just one wee little brain cell swimming around (i.e. You) would want the Bills -- regardless of the state of the franchise. Look at the numbers. A f'ing blind man with one testical (i.e. You) can see the value there.
While I'm not a Canuck (here for business, something hillbillies in Missouri know nothing about), you can't seriously consider Missouri, Wisconsin, or Buffalo better places to live? Not with any credibility. You might want to consider the move after your team starts playing ALL of their games here.

Scratch that, only skilled labor and students can get the visa, neither of which are Missouri strong points. They're far better at selling crack and "all natural" snake oil products.

What would anybody want with the jills? A ****ty team with a ****ty coaching staff and nothing but an embarrassing history of ****ting the bed when it counts. Silliness.

harmonkoz
07-27-2011, 10:29 PM
Buffalo -- yeah you are right. However you will be hard pressed to find a better place to live than Madison, WI.

St. Louis and Kansas City are great f'ing towns.

harmonkoz
07-27-2011, 10:30 PM
While I'm not a Canuck (here for business, something hillbillies in Missouri know nothing about), you can't seriously consider Missouri, Wisconsin, or Buffalo better places to live? Not with any credibility. You might want to consider the move after your team starts playing ALL of their games here.

Scratch that, only skilled labor and students can get the visa, neither of which are Missouri strong points. They're far better at selling crack and "all natural" snake oil products.

What would anybody want with the jills? A ****ty team with a ****ty coaching staff and nothing but an embarrassing history of ****ting the bed when it counts. Silliness.

And get your facts right. Crack is not Missouri's drug of choice you tool. It's Meth. Silly you.

Gonzo
07-27-2011, 10:33 PM
Buffalo -- yeah you are right. However you will be hard pressed to find a better place to live than Madison, WI.

St. Louis and Kansas City are great f'ing towns.
Sure, if you like fat ******* and crack. You'd think the latter would wipe out the former, but all the cheese and fried food counters it pretty well. They're boring ****holes and you know it.

Gonzo
07-27-2011, 10:35 PM
And get your facts right. Crack is not Missouri's drug of choice you tool. It's Meth. Silly you.
You'd know that better than me. Even less excuse for all the fatasses.

harmonkoz
07-27-2011, 10:36 PM
You have obviously not been to Madison. Probably one of the best college towns I have been around--and I have been around a few.

McPhin
07-27-2011, 10:36 PM
Buffalo -- yeah you are right. However you will be hard pressed to find a better place to live than Madison, WI.

St. Louis and Kansas City are great f'ing towns.

Actually.......Madison, WI is an awesome college town and great place to raise a family! My sister and her family lived there for quite a while and I loved it! My Bro-in-law was the GM of the hotel/convention center of the Hilton right on Lake _______?! At least you're not from the "SOUTH" of this country!!! How are you a Bills fan Bro?

harmonkoz
07-27-2011, 10:40 PM
Actually.......Madison, WI is an awesome college town and great place to raise a family! My sister and her family lived there for quite a while and I loved it! My Bro-in-law was the GM of the hotel/convention center of the Hilton right on Lake _______?! At least you're not from the "SOUTH" of this country!!! How are you a Bills fan Bro?

Lake Monona. Same lake Otis Redding's plane went down in.

I am a Bills fan how.... you asked.

I was raised in Missouri, huge Cardinals football fan. When Bill Bidwell moved the team in 88' I grabbed onto my old man's team. My dad is 5th generation South Buffalo. I have uncles that were scoopers. Great-Grandpa was a foreman on the Erie Canal. Happened to be the time the Bills started to turn it around. The rest is history.

McPhin
07-27-2011, 10:58 PM
Lake Monona. Same lake Otis Redding's plane went down in.

I am a Bills fan how.... you asked.

I was raised in Missouri, huge Cardinals football fan. When Bill Bidwell moved the team in 88' I grabbed onto my old man's team. My dad is 5th generation South Buffalo. I have uncles that were scoopers. Great-Grandpa was a foreman on the Erie Canal. Happened to be the time the Bills started to turn it around. The rest is history.

Actually VERY cool that you're carrying on your FATHER'S tradition/team brotha! That's what separates the men from the boys in this world ;-). I just hope MY team wins a friggin Super Bowl again before I die! LOL. Good Luck:-)

Mr_Freezetag
07-27-2011, 11:20 PM
You have obviously not been to Madison. Probably one of the best college towns I have been around--and I have been around a few.

lifelong townie.

nothing like some upstate trash