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dreday
08-05-2011, 04:19 PM
link (http://www.mediaite.com/online/this-happened-ohio-teacher-fined-200-for-squirting-cops-with-her-breast-milk/)

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/08/340breastmilk-1.jpg (http://hotchyx.com/)


We’ve all been there: You’re at a wedding, enjoying a nice, leisurely screaming match with your husband when the cops show up and you’re left with pretty much no choice but to squirt them with a frothy stream of breast milk, straight from the source

Vaark
08-05-2011, 04:24 PM
"assault with an un-homogenized weapon"

WeVie
08-05-2011, 04:28 PM
My wife used to to that crap to me. See breast-feed so she had plenty to spare. I would just be sitting watching TV or something like that and the next thing I would know, I would be shot down. She thought it was funny. Me, not so much.

Vaark
08-05-2011, 04:31 PM
My wife used to to that crap to me. See breast-feed so she had plenty to spare. I would just be sitting watching TV or something like that and the next thing I would know, I would be shot down. She thought it was funny. Me, not so much.

now you really got Bumpus frantically going through his junk drawers looking for Walmart Gift Certificates!

Bumpus
08-05-2011, 05:08 PM
Awesome! :lol:

PhinsPhan11
08-05-2011, 05:11 PM
That's great. :sidelol:

Steveo 90
08-05-2011, 09:42 PM
My wife used to to that crap to me. See breast-feed so she had plenty to spare. I would just be sitting watching TV or something like that and the next thing I would know, I would be shot down. She thought it was funny. Me, not so much.

your wife is a jets fan isnt she :)

Bobby Humphrey
08-10-2011, 05:14 AM
My wife used to to that crap to me. See breast-feed so she had plenty to spare. I would just be sitting watching TV or something like that and the next thing I would know, I would be shot down. She thought it was funny. Me, not so much.

that would be a very bad opening scene to a porno ......

NY8123
08-10-2011, 06:33 AM
I would be lying to say I have never drank breast milk.

WeVie
08-10-2011, 09:55 AM
your wife is a jets fan isnt she :)

Well...............Ummm.......................Do I................................I don't.............................Why would you................

Stop asking me stuff like that!

Locke
08-10-2011, 12:17 PM
I would be lying to say I have never drank breast milk.

:puke:

dreday
08-10-2011, 12:18 PM
Well...............Ummm.......................Do I................................I don't.............................Why would you................

Stop asking me stuff like that!

married to a jets fan?

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/08/28rcbya-1.gif

:rolleyes2:

Nappy Roots
08-10-2011, 12:19 PM
I would be lying to say I have never drank breast milk.


interesting...How did it taste? Ive always wanted to try it to be honest...

WeVie
08-10-2011, 03:55 PM
married to a jets fan?

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/08/28rcbya-1.gif

:rolleyes2:

I don't think I am required to answer that question.

Bumpus
08-10-2011, 04:34 PM
I don't think I am required to answer that question.

You already did with that campaign-killing pic of Cadance in the Jets hoodie. :lol:

WeVie
08-10-2011, 09:15 PM
You already did with that campaign-killing pic of Cadance in the Jets hoodie. :lol:

I know this and you know this but I don't think everyone knew this, till now. :rolleyes:

Steveo 90
08-11-2011, 09:01 AM
love will make us all do things we never thought we would be capable of

WeVie
08-11-2011, 10:06 AM
love will make us all do things we never thought we would be capable of

It does sometimes. I thought by now, I could have converted her, but not yet. I will not give up.

Vaark
08-11-2011, 11:34 AM
I know this and you know this but I don't think everyone knew this, till now. :rolleyes:

I knew it too and have every confidence Bumpus has archived that photo, in all its glory, stored and ready to go next match up.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/08/internetwtfdemotivationalposter-1.jpg

NY8123
08-11-2011, 10:33 PM
interesting...How did it taste? Ive always wanted to try it to be honest...

It is actually a little bitter. It is very similar to fresh goat milk, not that many have drank fresh goat milk.

WeVie
08-11-2011, 10:36 PM
I knew it too and have every confidence Bumpus has archived that photo, in all its glory, stored and ready to go next match up.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/08/internetwtfdemotivationalposter-1.jpg

I know. I tried to edit the post and delete the picture but the thread was closed by then. I am sure the hillbilly had saved it by then anyway.

Bumpus
08-12-2011, 02:44 AM
I know. I tried to edit the post and delete the picture but the thread was closed by then. I am sure the hillbilly had saved it by then anyway.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfUM5xHUY4M

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfUM5xHUY4M