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WVDolphan
08-18-2011, 05:20 PM
We should have a poll at the end of the season and vote for the funniest joke. The winner should receive a free VIP or something. Some of you guys should be able to come up with some good ones.

I will start........

Why did Chad Henne get fired from the potato farm?

A: He kept taking sacks.

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Why does Tony Sparano always wear sunglasses?

A: He's blind. Obviously.

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Why did Chad Henne quit making cell phone calls?

A: They kept getting intercepted.

WVDolphan
08-18-2011, 05:22 PM
When a reporter asked Parcells why he passed on selecting Matt Ryan and took Chad Henne late in the 2nd round, what did he say?

A: Tony Sparano told me "at the end of the day, we have to draft a QB".

WVDolphan
08-18-2011, 05:27 PM
Why was Chad Henne able to throw for a bunch of yards vs. Florida in a bowl game?

A: Florida blows.

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Why should Tony Sparano coach basketball?

A: Three point field goals are actually the best result in basketball.

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Whats the difference between Tony Sparano and Dave Wannstedt?

A: Dave Wannstedt knows defense.

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Why did Chad Henne not go to the U?

A: Even the U refused to pay him to play QB.

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Why did Chad Henne go to Michigan?

A: Because he thought it was neat that the state was shaped just like his head when inside his helmet.

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Whats the difference between Chad Henne and Channing Crowder?

A: Crowder at least talked a big game.

CalDolFan1014
08-18-2011, 05:28 PM
Season hasn't even started and we're already making jokes about them? :idk:

I think I will reserve judgement for them until at least a few weeks into the season.

By the way, that sunglasses joke is pretty low, man. He had an accident many years ago while working in a restaurant. His eyes are sensitive to light.

WVDolphan
08-18-2011, 05:29 PM
What did Stevie Wonder say to Tony Sparano?

A: Here borrow my shades. Even I can see that Chad Henne blows.

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Season hasn't even started and we're already making jokes about them? :idk:

I think I will reserve judgement for them until at least a few weeks into the season.

Even if we didnt already have enough evidence to know these guys are clueless, its just jokes man. Some of you homers take everything so seriously.

WVDolphan
08-18-2011, 05:31 PM
What was the first thing Chad Henne said to Tony Sparano?

A: Input?

What did Tony say in response?

A: At the end of the day.

CalDolFan1014
08-18-2011, 05:32 PM
What did Stevie Wonder say to Tony Sparano?

A: Here borrow my shades. Even I can see that Chad Henne blows.

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Even if we didnt already have enough evidence to know these guys are clueless, its just jokes man. Some of you homers take everything so seriously.

....says the guy who purposefully tried to get himself banned from this site. :lol:

andyahs
08-18-2011, 05:34 PM
A new low for you WV. Well done!

Dominate
08-18-2011, 05:34 PM
Even if we didnt already have enough evidence to know these guys are clueless, its just jokes man. Some of you homers take everything so seriously.

I hear ya....even though it would help if your jokes were the least bit funny!

Just joking!

WVDolphan
08-18-2011, 05:38 PM
I hear ya....even though it would help if your jokes were the least bit funny!

Just joking!

I know. Thats why Im hoping for others to participate. Somebody has to come up with some better than these. Im looking for some laughs. And with Sparano and Henne being the butt of the jokes, you know there is some funny stuff just floating out there going to waste. If you can do better btw, feel free to post a few.

Vaark
08-18-2011, 05:39 PM
What was that one again about his fanboys falling off Matty Ice's crown jewels?

Vaark
08-18-2011, 05:40 PM
Q. What do West Virginians do on Halloween?

A. Pumpkin!

Q. Why do ducks fly over West Virginia upside down?

A. There's nothing worth craping on!

Q. What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common?

A. Someone always loses a trailer.

Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

WVDolphan
08-18-2011, 05:41 PM
What was that one again about his fanboys falling off Matty Ice's crown jewels?

Why dosent Matt Ryan shave his balls?

A: Because there are about 5 people from this site he would have to move out of the way first.

Thats pretty funny.

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Btw, Vaark. Youre Mr Most Comedic. What you got?

Built2Win
08-18-2011, 05:43 PM
Why does henne look rusty?
Because he is a robot..

Hennes next job
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/08/imagesqtbnANd9GcQ17lnJpGs1efZekOoyREFauh-1.jpg

Why did the henne cross the road? to get to the other side where the grass is where he likes to throw interceptions..
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/08/imagesqtbnANd9GcTDTIVRVvSPtAnak1m89RyA2C-1.jpg

WVDolphan
08-18-2011, 05:43 PM
Q. What do West Virginians do on Halloween?

A. Pumpkin!

Q. Why do ducks fly over West Virginia upside down?

A. There's nothing worth craping on!

Q. What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common?

A. Someone always loses a trailer.

Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

How bout some jokes you actually came up with on your own. Again, youre Mr Most Comedic. Lets see some creativity.

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Why does henne look rusty?
Because he is a robot..

Hennes next job
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/08/imagesqtbnANd9GcQ17lnJpGs1efZekOoyREFauh-1.jpg

Why did the henne cross the road? to get to the other side where the grass is where he likes to throw interceptions..
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/08/imagesqtbnANd9GcTDTIVRVvSPtAnak1m89RyA2C-1.jpg

There we go.

WVDolphan
08-18-2011, 05:46 PM
What did Nevin Shapiro say to Bill Parcells?

A: I can get you better players than this.

WVDolphan
08-18-2011, 05:49 PM
Whats the difference between Chad Henne and Jacory Harris?

A: Harris makes more money per INT.

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Why does Tony Sparano always say "at the end of the day"?

A: Because of the shades, he always thinks its nightime.

Vaark
08-18-2011, 05:49 PM
How bout some jokes you actually came up with on your own. Again, youre Mr Most Comedic. Lets see some creativity.

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There we go.

What's the Difference between Nick Saban and Cam Cameron
Nick left before he was fired?


Why couldn't Saban look Wayne in the eye?
He couldn't see that high even on his tippy toes

What's does Nick Saban have that Chad Henne doesn't?
2 pro wins and 3 losses

What do Magnum Condoms and Mrs Saban have in common?
Big d@@ks go in em


how's that? better?

TKAllDay
08-18-2011, 05:49 PM
What is Chad Henne's favorite lottery game?

The pick six.

TKAllDay
08-18-2011, 05:51 PM
Who would win in a stare down contest, Tony Sparano or Chad Henne?

Chad Henne but we wouldn't really be able to tell behind tony's thick glasses lol

Miamifinz
08-18-2011, 05:52 PM
Q: What does Chad Henne and a rock have in common?

A: Everything.

TKAllDay
08-18-2011, 05:54 PM
Q: What does Chad Henne and a rock have in common?

A: Everything.

No the rock has better decision making skills.

WVDolphan
08-18-2011, 05:55 PM
What is Chad Henne's favorite lottery game?

The pick six.

:lol: Good job. My favorite one so far.

WVDolphan
08-18-2011, 05:58 PM
What's the Difference between Nick Saban and Cam Cameron
Nick left before he was fired?


Why couldn't Saban look Wayne in the eye?
He couldn't see that high even on his tippy toes

What's does Nick Saban have that Chad Henne doesn't?
2 pro wins and 3 losses

What do Magnum Condoms and Mrs Saban have in common?
Big d@@ks go in em


how's that? better?

Much better. However the last one is a remake of a non-original joke. Funny though.

How bout some Henne and Sparano jokes though?

And since were opening it up to other subjects....................

Why is Vaark blue?

A: Because Papa Smurf likes to bang his aardvark hookers bareback.

Vaark
08-18-2011, 06:00 PM
Why does WV call his mom "auntie"
Because his dad calls her "sis"

WVDolphan
08-18-2011, 06:03 PM
Why does Tony Sparano fist pump on FGs?

A: Because Chad Henne didnt throw an interception.

WVDolphan
08-18-2011, 06:04 PM
Why do members of the phins OL call Chad Henne "pot dealer"?

A: Because both of them result in getting charged with sacks.

WVDolphan
08-18-2011, 06:08 PM
Why does the Secret Service have interest in hiring Jake Long when he retires?

A: They noticed he has done a great job protecting garbage for years.

phinsfan84
08-18-2011, 06:11 PM
Why doesnt Chad Henne use the Phone?

He cant find his Receiver

Built2Win
08-18-2011, 06:13 PM
Why did saban go to Alabama? Because his sister is there..
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2011/08/imagesqtbnANd9GcTrSjfNSDV_QpknJWBTNtl7V1-1.jpg
Why does henne lock on to his receivers? dirrrrr robot

Why haven't the dolphins found a competent qb coach? They couldn't compute..

Dmarino110
08-18-2011, 06:15 PM
heres the obvious one...

why did the US government send Henne to Libya?

Because chad Hanner can overthrow anyone...

Travis34
08-18-2011, 06:18 PM
The one about the potatos and sacks is great

Phins28
08-18-2011, 06:32 PM
Chad Henne is watching a movie with Tony Sparano and he says: "Wow the smurfs have grown so much" and Sparano says: "idiot we're watching Avatar"

tay0365
08-18-2011, 06:44 PM
Season hasn't even started and we're already making jokes about them? :idk:

I think I will reserve judgement for them until at least a few weeks into the season.

By the way, that sunglasses joke is pretty low, man. He had an accident many years ago while working in a restaurant. His eyes are sensitive to light.

Well in defense of WV....Umm, I mean Phinsanity13, they can't really be called jokes, and he does need to attack Henne and Sparano at least once a day, this helps him make his angry disgruntled fan quota each day easier. :rolleyes:

tay0365
08-18-2011, 06:52 PM
Q. What do West Virginians do on Halloween?

A. Pumpkin!

Q. Why do ducks fly over West Virginia upside down?

A. There's nothing worth craping on!

Q. What do a tornado and a West Virginia divorce have in common?

A. Someone always loses a trailer.

Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

:hclap: These are Jokes

Perfect23
08-18-2011, 08:33 PM
How do you know jesus wasn't from West Virginia.

Because where in West Virginia can you find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Nublar7
08-19-2011, 07:44 AM
]Why does Tony Sparano always say "at the end of the day"?

A: Because of the shades, he always thinks its nightime.You do know that Sparano has a medical condition that requires him to wear sunglasses because his eyes are sensitive to light. Classy.

WVDolphan
08-19-2011, 12:12 PM
You do know that Sparano has a medical condition that requires him to wear sunglasses because his eyes are sensitive to light. Classy.

No. I didnt know that at all. :rolleyes2: Cant you realize that someone may not really care about Tony getting grease in his eye while making fries? Is it really that big of a deal? Its jokes.

I know you thought those Douche.0 jokes about tornadoes in Alabama were hillarious. You do realize that people actually DIED as a result of those. Not to mention the countless lives that were changed and properties damaged and destroyed as a result of that. Youre comparing that to a bumbling idiot ****ing up while dropping fries down into grease at a fast food joint and damaging his eye?

Btw, Tony should be back working fast food where he belongs.

Also, you wouldve known I already knew about the incident where Tony ****ed his eye up if you had read my HILLARIOUS thread on it from last year. The one where the manager created a game for the employees to pick up production and each time Tony's crew would score 3 points he fist pumped. Yea. Only he fist pumped one day and knocked a fry basket up in the air as a result, which sent grease into his eye. Thats how the **** happened. That post is full of hillarious comments. I should bump it if I can find it. EPIC.

**** Tony Sparano and his sunglasses. Get him off my god damned sideline already. Hes a moron.

Nublar7
08-19-2011, 03:53 PM
...and you wonder why some of your threads get moved to the Depths by our staff. :lol:

WVDolphan
08-19-2011, 04:27 PM
...and you wonder why some of your threads get moved to the Depths by our staff. :lol:

Yea, this one in particular was moved because Vaark trolled it up, got off topic, and began unloading with personal attacks in a blatent attempt to derail the thread and get it moved down here. It was all good with corny Sparano and Henne jokes until he hijacked.

WVDolphan
08-19-2011, 04:29 PM
Why does Tony Sparano go to rodeos and sharpen the bulls' horns?

A: He hopes to see a bunch of washed up cowboys get cut.

tylerdolphin
08-19-2011, 04:31 PM
WV, you need to resurrect that Sparano thread. I have to read that again :lol:

WVDolphan
08-19-2011, 04:55 PM
WV, you need to resurrect that Sparano thread. I have to read that again :lol:

As long as I dont get warnings, infractions, or bannings for pulling up an older thread I would love to. That thing was funny. A few of the lines I threw in there that had nothing really to do with Tony but were just jokes out of LF made it funnier.

tylerdolphin
08-19-2011, 05:00 PM
Bump it and Ill move it to the depths

WVDolphan
08-19-2011, 05:02 PM
Bump it and Ill move it to the depths

Good. Id like to read that thing again myself. It was a great performance piece. Probably a little better than that Name That Bust skit I did. That was funny too how I did the whole commentary and host deal. Funny ****. I tried to pull that thing up a couple of weeks ago when I wanted to play a game of Name That Bust. Couldnt find it. Bummer.

WVDolphan
08-19-2011, 05:28 PM
Here it is Tyler. ****ing epic. I forgot all about the name changes to represent people. The thread gets funnier with input from others. :lol:

http://www.finheaven.com/forums/showthread.php?286954-The-rest-of-the-story-Sparano-s-shades.