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Frank-n-Furter
04-06-2002, 12:48 AM
:p

miadphan13
04-06-2002, 01:12 AM
Damn!! :eek: That has got to be the BIGGEST **** I have ever seen! :eek: Now, no other cocks will ever compare. :nono: I'm ruined now! :lol:

Muck
04-06-2002, 01:18 AM
If I were a chick, I'd be scared of that ****. It looks like it could do some serious damage.

Muck
04-06-2002, 01:20 AM
I'd head for the hills if I saw that **** coming.

miadphan13
04-06-2002, 01:22 AM
Not me, I'd hide behind the barn and then jump him when he passed! :lol: I'd be all over that ****! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Muck
04-06-2002, 01:27 AM
You're a brave girl. I'm not sure that you could handle that ****. Hell, the head alone looks like it would kill you. :lol:

Mack Daddy
04-06-2002, 01:30 AM
I bet if you cooked that **** up right, it would be a tasty ****.:goof:

miadphan13
04-06-2002, 01:31 AM
Well, it might startle him at first, but once I got on him, I think he would let me ride him. :lol: Unless he's never been riden before, but I'm sure I could make him like it! :lol:

Frank-n-Furter
04-06-2002, 01:34 AM
Originally posted by miadphan13
Well, it might startle him at first, but once I got on him, I think he would let me ride him. ;) :lol: Unless he's never been riden before, but I'm sure I could make him like it! :lol: There's a first time for every **** to get ridden. I think he would have a "hard" time not enjoying it.:D

Muck
04-06-2002, 01:36 AM
Yeah, I think he'd keep "coming" back for more.

miadphan13
04-06-2002, 01:37 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: I also could calm him down by holding his big head in my hands and giving him a big kiss! :D I think that would calm his fears after being startled. :)

Frank-n-Furter
04-06-2002, 01:39 AM
I've never kissed a cocks head before.:rolleyes:

phinsphan4ever
04-06-2002, 01:41 AM
Originally posted by miadphan13
:lol: :lol: :lol: I also could calm him down by holding his big head in my hands and giving him a big kiss! :D I think that would calm his fears after being startled. :)



out of this thread.:rolleyes:

miadphan13
04-06-2002, 01:41 AM
Neither have I :lol: but I would feel bad about startling him, so it would be the least I could do. ;)

miadphan13
04-06-2002, 01:43 AM
Originally posted by aqua&orange54
out of this thread.:rolleyes:

OKay :)

Muck
04-06-2002, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by miadphan13
:lol: :lol: :lol: I also could calm him down by holding his big head in my hands and giving him a big kiss! :D I think that would calm his fears after being startled. :)

Quite the contrary. Cocks are known to spit up when they get kissed. :p Just so you know. :D

miadphan13
04-06-2002, 01:53 AM
Damn, thanks for the warning! :lol: I'll be sure to wear a raincoat for protection. I wouldn't want to get spit on. :lol: Or maybe I will just spit back at him! :lol:

Frank-n-Furter
04-06-2002, 01:55 AM
To get spit on from a **** that size, you'd need a snorkel and a mask.
:cool:

Muck
04-06-2002, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by miadphan13
Damn, thanks for the warning! :lol: I'll be sure to wear a raincoat for protection. I wouldn't want to get spit on. :lol: Or maybe I will just spit back at him! :lol:

Ah, the dreaded snowball. Don't know if cocks like that are found outside in cold weather. :)

Marino1983
04-06-2002, 07:37 AM
Originally posted by Frank-n-Furter
I've never kissed a cocks head before.:rolleyes: Geez,,,, I didn't know this was that kind of board !!!!:o :o :o :o :o Marino 1983

Marino1983
04-06-2002, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by Frank-n-Furter
:p At first I thought that this would make even Marilyn Chambers salivate,,, But I guess this would apply more to Colonel Sanders.. :lol: :lol: :p :D Marino1983

Marino1983
04-06-2002, 07:55 AM
I think that Howard Stern will be sending out some Emails ,, (especially to Phan 13) to be a guest on his show (on E--). If he would Phan13, you have to promise to wear that teal thong,, remember - you ARE a Dolphins cheerleader!! :p :) :lol: :D :cool: ;) Marino1983

iceblizzard69
04-06-2002, 10:21 AM
I am not going to even click on that thing. I don't want to look at it.

Scrap
04-06-2002, 12:03 PM
It's a joke blizz.Go ahead and give it a click.I think you are CHICKEN.LOL

iceblizzard69
04-06-2002, 12:33 PM
lol think what you wanna think, I am not gonna look at it. :)

Muck
04-06-2002, 01:14 PM
It's nothing you haven't seen before. Just on a much larger scale. Some people here want it so bad they can taste it. :p Don't be afraid of the GREAT BIG ****.

Scrap
04-06-2002, 02:26 PM
I am sure you would like to throw it in YOUR oven, huh Muck?lol

Scrap
04-06-2002, 02:27 PM
Finger - licking good

miadphan13
04-06-2002, 03:28 PM
Oh my....this **** sure is getting ALOT of attention, but it is so BIG that there is plenty of **** for everyone! :lol: Don't be shy to pet him, but be careful, I have been told he might spit. :)

miadphan13
04-06-2002, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by Marino1983
I think that Howard Stern will be sending out some Emails ,, (especially to Phan 13) to be a guest on his show (on E--). If he would Phan13, you have to promise to wear that teal thong,, remember - you ARE a Dolphins cheerleader!! :p :) :lol: :D :cool: ;) Marino1983


I doubt Howard will call because I am a FinHeaven cheerleader, but I got my teal thong ready to go! :D

miadphan13
04-06-2002, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by va dolfan
I am sure you would like to throw it in YOUR oven, huh Muck?lol

Maybe we should just grill him up because I know he wouldn't fit in my oven. ;) :lol:

Clumpy
04-06-2002, 03:38 PM
That's "tiny" compared to Buffalo standards :lol:

miadphan13
04-06-2002, 03:50 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Scrap
04-06-2002, 04:04 PM
Hey Clump,go tell your Buffalo friends that Dolfans have big ****.LOL

Frank-n-Furter
04-06-2002, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by miadphan13


Maybe we should just grill him up because I know he wouldn't fit in my oven. ;) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: R.O.F.L.M.A.O. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Muck
04-07-2002, 02:52 AM
I don't see him fitting in ANYONE'S oven. Except maybe King Kong's. Or that dragon on Shrek. :p

ohall
04-07-2002, 03:00 AM
Originally posted by Frank-n-Furter
:p

... male chicken on Dolphin snacks.

And some how 13 I think you are a HUGE tease! ;)

Oliver...

Marino1983
04-07-2002, 08:59 AM
Originally posted by Oliver


... male chicken on Dolphin snacks.

And some how 13 I think you are a HUGE tease! ;)

Oliver... That is no way to post - to the "HEAD" cheerleader of Fin Heaven !:D ;) Marino1983

miadphan13
04-07-2002, 11:35 AM
REALLY!! :lol: :lol:

Muck
04-07-2002, 12:24 PM
You said "HEAD". Uh huh huh uh huh......:)

Capt. Dick
04-07-2002, 03:58 PM
You could walk THAT chicken thru Harlem at midnight and NOBODY would f**k with ya! :)

dolphan39
04-07-2002, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick
You could walk THAT chicken thru Harlem at midnight and NOBODY would f**k with ya! :) unless Bill Clinton was working late ;) :lol:

Frank-n-Furter
04-07-2002, 10:34 PM
My first 5 star rated thread on a football board, and it's about a giant ****! That's a hard one to swallow......:rolleyes:

miadphan13
04-07-2002, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by Frank-n-Furter
That's a hard one to swallow......:rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: Well, for some of us anyway! :lol: :lol:

Dolfan984
04-07-2002, 11:26 PM
It would probably take 2 hands and a lot of time to choke that ****!

Muck
04-08-2002, 01:20 AM
Choke that chicken!! Choke that Chicken!! Capt D coming!! Capt D coming!! FREE WILLY!!

Scrap
04-08-2002, 07:17 AM
Hey Blizz, have you looked at that pic yet.

Capt. Dick
04-08-2002, 08:43 AM
I think I`ll make a leasch for my ****................anybody got any sewing thread??

miadphan13
04-08-2002, 02:18 PM
Sewing thread?? :lol: Well I guess it depends on how big and out of control your **** is. As for the **** in the photo, he will need a leather leash to keep him in control! :lol: :lol:

Capt. Dick
04-08-2002, 03:21 PM
Well, I was blessed in other ways..............um..............let`s see..............well.............nope not that either................sh!t, I`ll think of something.

iceblizzard69
04-08-2002, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by va dolfan
Hey Blizz, have you looked at that pic yet.

No. :)

Capt. Dick
04-08-2002, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by iceblizzard69


No. :)


It`s not what you think. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Scrap
04-08-2002, 04:59 PM
Give it a shot Blizz.It's not what you think.You'll get a laugh.

Frank-n-Furter
04-09-2002, 12:22 AM
Ice, don't be afraid of the big bad ****, it won't bite. It's a real "pecker":rolleyes:

Dolfan984
04-09-2002, 12:30 AM
Just watch out, when it gets excited it makes lunging motion going, it will 'knock you up' off your feet.

miadphan13
04-09-2002, 01:42 AM
Originally posted by Dolfan984
It will 'knock you up' off your feet.

WOW :eek: In that case, I should keep my distance! :lol:

Capt. Dick
04-09-2002, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by miadphan13


WOW :eek: In that case, I should keep my distance! :lol:


Not quite ready for the "patter of little chicklet feet" ?? :p

dolfan06
04-09-2002, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by Frank-n-Furter
Ice, don't be afraid of the big bad ****, it won't bite. It's a real "pecker":rolleyes: its gotta be a bummer, i mean to go through life with your pecker right in the middle of your face! traggic, just traggic!:p

miadphan13
04-09-2002, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick
Not quite ready for the "patter of little chicklet feet" ?? :p

Are you kidding me??? :lol: No thanks! :p

Capt. Dick
04-09-2002, 12:35 PM
Originally posted by miadphan13


Are you kidding me??? :lol: No thanks! :p


Probably tough to find diapers for em anyway.

wonder if they could be potty trained? :confused: :goof:

Capt. Dick
04-09-2002, 12:39 PM
The other kids would probably make fun of them at school.............not to mention trying to get bird seed to stay on their bread for lunch..........yeah, I see your point.

Muck
04-09-2002, 01:20 PM
Yeah, I think it would be tough for him at school. Kids would freak out when they see this old man pull up, open the passenger door, and let his big, overgrown **** out. I think it would be really hard......for the kids to deal with.

There's no place for a huge **** in elementary school. How the hell would he go pee??

When I was a substitute teacher, I had to go 4th grade-style and stand way back to and take aim. But this time out of necessity instead of competition. :p Those urinals are really small and close together.

Capt. Dick
04-09-2002, 01:28 PM
probably tough to find shoes and Miami Dolphins jackets for em, not to mention the other kids using them for baseballs.

Scrap
04-09-2002, 02:59 PM
There's no place for a huge **** in elementary school



LOL!!!!!I had the hardest time when I was growing up.

dolfan06
04-09-2002, 04:08 PM
Originally posted by va dolfan




LOL!!!!!I had the hardest time when I was growing up. ! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Frank-n-Furter
04-09-2002, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by va dolfan




LOL!!!!!I had the hardest time when I was growing up. Growing up, I found that the big cocks make the best bodyguards. Nobody gives you a hard time. It's easier to make friends with a big **** and sometimes, even the teachers wanted a ride.:p

Marino1983
04-10-2002, 06:19 PM
This Thread still Here ?????:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

dolfan06
04-12-2002, 04:03 AM
Originally posted by Marino1983
This Thread still Here ?????:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: we'll talk about cocks!:lol:

Scrap
04-14-2002, 09:57 AM
As long as we have our cocks,we will have CHICKS.

dolfan06
04-14-2002, 05:01 PM
about the horse saving the chicken, you don't need a mercedes to pick up chicks!:D

cjy_cjy
07-04-2007, 03:12 PM
i tried to open the page. ITS NOT OPENING:unsure::boohoo:

DrAstroZoom
07-05-2007, 02:49 PM
i tried to open the page. ITS NOT OPENING:unsure::boohoo:

Maybe that's 'cause the post is more than five years old, junior. :D

retired opfinistic
07-05-2007, 03:10 PM
Someone signed up to bump the huge **** thread?

:lol:

Section126
07-05-2007, 03:39 PM
Someone signed up to bump the huge **** thread?

:lol:

Who knows what that guy was googling before stumbling across this thread....

Stitches
07-05-2007, 03:41 PM
Who knows what that guy was googling before stumbling across this thread....


My guess is world's biggest ****.

But maybe he's just as South Carolina fan. :wink:

GridIronKing34
07-05-2007, 03:50 PM
My guess is world's biggest ****.

But maybe he's just as South Carolina fan. :wink:

I don't know, but I don't think Finheaven has a good selection of porn, no idea why he looked here. :tongue:

retired opfinistic
07-05-2007, 03:58 PM
Who knows what that guy was googling before stumbling across this thread....:unsure::lol: