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Dolfan3773
10-31-2011, 05:40 PM
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/7173381/tony-la-russa-st-louis-cardinals-says-retiring

The Confessor
10-31-2011, 06:27 PM
This brings up a few questions:

Will he be able to afford the monthly botox injections?
Does he finally let his hair go to its natural color?
Does his daughter keep calling Ron Washington a crackhead anymore?








Just askin. Inquiring minds want to know.

CedarPhin
10-31-2011, 07:07 PM
Will he be able to afford his alcohol budget while on retirement?

The Confessor
10-31-2011, 07:13 PM
Will he be able to afford his alcohol budget while on retirement?

I'll tell you what. I think his pitching coach, Dave Duncan shows the REAL sign of alcoholism. That dude is in a constant state of looking like he just got done with a weekend long binge.

CedarPhin
10-31-2011, 07:16 PM
Maybe Tony can also take this time to learn how to use and talk on the telephone.