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NJPHINFAN79
01-04-2012, 02:40 PM
I want to be a winner even more so than Charlie sheen. But, there are several ways in which this can be accomplished. We can't go back and get Rogers or brees ect. The organization made those mistakes but what we can do is move forward Nd make the right decisions now... Starting with the head coach and 2012 free agency and draft.

Here is what I'm thinking, let me know what you think and the majority consciences will get my best efforts.

I like fisher chudzinski and billick for coach and I believe we should mortgage this draft and future drafts to get our first franchiseqb since Marino and draft luck or rg3. Try and pick up a cornerback and rush olb and wr and friggen Rt in free agency and re sign langford and solia.

Will this get u friggen fans pumped up and sell those tickets??? G8hi

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 02:42 PM
Why do they allow people in New Jersey to use the internet?

Jersey DolFan
01-04-2012, 02:48 PM
2006-2007 Smartest State Award


ALPHA ORDER
RANK ORDER


RANK
STATE

SMART RATING

2005-2006 RANK
CHANGE

RANK
STATE

SMART RATING

2005-2006 RANK
CHANGE


45

Alabama


-11.00
43

-2



1

Vermont


18.57
1

0



46

Alaska


-11.91
44

-2



2

Massachusetts


16.09
3

1



50

Arizona


-17.61
50

0



3

Connecticut


14.46
2

-1



32

Arkansas


-3.44
37

5



4

New Jersey


14.35
4

0



47

California


-13.10
46

-1



5

Maine


10.79
5

0



27

Colorado


-1.32
23

-4



6

Virginia


10.07
7

1



3

Connecticut


14.46
2

-1



7

Montana


9.55
9

2



28

Delaware


-2.47
25

-3



8

Wisconsin


9.04
8

0



29

Florida


-2.90
36

7



9

Iowa


8.82
14

5




---------- Post added at 01:48 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:48 PM ----------

States ranked by median household incomeMedian Household Income by State [1] (http://factfinder.census.gov/servlet/GRTTable?_bm=y&-_box_head_nbr=R1901&-ds_name=ACS_2007_1YR_G00_&-_lang=en&-format=US-30&-CONTEXT=grt)[2] (http://factfinder.census.gov/servlet/GRTTable?_bm=y&-_box_head_nbr=R1901&-ds_name=ACS_2008_1YR_G00_&-_lang=en&-format=US-30&-CONTEXT=grt)


RankState2009200820072004-2006

1
Maryland
$69,272
$70,545
$68,080
$62,372


2
New Jersey
$68,342
$70,378
$67,035
$64,169


3
Connecticut
$67,034
$68,595
$65,967
$59,972


4
Alaska
$66,953
$68,460
$64,333
$57,639


5
Hawaii
$64,098
$67,214
$63,746
$60,681


6
Massachusetts
$64,081
$65,401
$62,365
$56,236


7
New Hampshire
$60,567
$63,731
$62,369
$60,489


8
Virginia
$59,330
$61,233
$59,562
$55,108



District of Columbia
$59,290
$57,936
$54,317
$47,221 (2005)[3] (http://www.census.gov/prod/2006pubs/acs-02.pdf)PDF


9
California
$58,931
$61,021
$59,948
$53,770


10
Delaware
$56,860
$57,989
$54,610
$52,214


11
Washington
$56,548
$58,078
$55,591
$53,439


12
Minnesota
$55,616
$57,288
$55,082
$57,363


13
Colorado
$55,430
$56,993
$55,212
$54,039


14
Utah
$55,117
$56,633
$55,109
$55,179


15
New York
$54,659
$56,033
$53,514
$48,201


16
Rhode Island
$54,119
$55,701
$53,568
$52,003


17
Illinois
$53,966
$56,235
$54,124
$49,280


18
Nevada
$53,341
$56,361
$55,062
$50,819


19
Wyoming
$52,664
$53,207
$51,731
$47,227


20
Vermont
$51,618
$52,104
$49,907
$51,622



United States
$50,221
$52,029
$50,740
$46,242 (2005) [4] (http://www.census.gov/prod/2006pubs/acs-02.pdf)PDF


21
Wisconsin
$49,993
$52,094
$50,578
$48,874


22
Pennsylvania
$49,520
$50,713
$48,576
$47,791


23
Arizona
$48,745
$50,958
$49,889
$46,729


24
Oregon
$48,457
$50,169
$48,730
$45,485


25
Texas
$48,259
$50,043
$47,548
$43,425


26
Iowa
$48,044
$48,980
$47,292
$47,489


27
North Dakota
$47,827
$45,685
$43,753
$43,753


28
Kansas
$47,817
$50,177
$47,451
$44,264


29
Georgia
$47,590
$50,861
$49,136
$46,841


30
Nebraska
$47,357
$49,693
$47,085
$48,126


31
Maine
$45,734
$46,581
$45,888
$45,040


32
Indiana
$45,424
$47,966
$47,448
$44,806


33
Ohio
$45,395
$47,988
$46,597
$45,837


34
Michigan
$45,255
$48,591
$47,950
$47,064


35
Missouri
$45,229
$46,867
$45,114
$44,651


36
South Dakota
$45,043
$46,032
$43,424
$44,624


37
Idaho
$44,926
$47,576
$46,253
$46,395


38
Florida
$44,736
$47,778
$47,804
$44,448


39
North Carolina
$43,674
$46,549
$44,670
$42,061

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 02:50 PM
2006-2007 Smartest State Award



ALPHA ORDER

RANK ORDER



RANK

STATE



SMART RATING



2005-2006 RANK

CHANGE


RANK

STATE



SMART RATING



2005-2006 RANK

CHANGE



45

Alabama



-11.00

43

-2


1

Vermont



18.57

1

0



46

Alaska



-11.91

44

-2


2

Massachusetts



16.09

3

1



50

Arizona



-17.61

50

0


3

Connecticut



14.46

2

-1



32

Arkansas



-3.44

37

5


4

New Jersey



14.35

4

0



47

California



-13.10

46

-1


5

Maine



10.79

5

0



27

Colorado



-1.32

23

-4


6

Virginia



10.07

7

1



3

Connecticut



14.46

2

-1


7

Montana



9.55

9

2



28

Delaware



-2.47

25

-3


8

Wisconsin



9.04

8

0



29

Florida



-2.90

36

7


9

Iowa



8.82

14

5





---------- Post added at 01:48 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:48 PM ----------

States ranked by median household income

Median Household Income by State [1] (http://factfinder.census.gov/servlet/GRTTable?_bm=y&-_box_head_nbr=R1901&-ds_name=ACS_2007_1YR_G00_&-_lang=en&-format=US-30&-CONTEXT=grt)[2] (http://factfinder.census.gov/servlet/GRTTable?_bm=y&-_box_head_nbr=R1901&-ds_name=ACS_2008_1YR_G00_&-_lang=en&-format=US-30&-CONTEXT=grt)




1

Maryland

$69,272

$70,545

$68,080

$62,372



2

New Jersey

$68,342

$70,378

$67,035

$64,169



3

Connecticut

$67,034

$68,595

$65,967

$59,972



4

Alaska

$66,953

$68,460

$64,333

$57,639



5

Hawaii

$64,098

$67,214

$63,746

$60,681



6

Massachusetts

$64,081

$65,401

$62,365

$56,236



7

New Hampshire

$60,567

$63,731

$62,369

$60,489



8

Virginia

$59,330

$61,233

$59,562

$55,108




District of Columbia

$59,290

$57,936

$54,317

$47,221 (2005)[3] (http://www.census.gov/prod/2006pubs/acs-02.pdf)PDF



9

California

$58,931

$61,021

$59,948

$53,770



10

Delaware

$56,860

$57,989

$54,610

$52,214



11

Washington

$56,548

$58,078

$55,591

$53,439



12

Minnesota

$55,616

$57,288

$55,082

$57,363



13

Colorado

$55,430

$56,993

$55,212

$54,039



14

Utah

$55,117

$56,633

$55,109

$55,179



15

New York

$54,659

$56,033

$53,514

$48,201



16

Rhode Island

$54,119

$55,701

$53,568

$52,003



17

Illinois

$53,966

$56,235

$54,124

$49,280



18

Nevada

$53,341

$56,361

$55,062

$50,819



19

Wyoming

$52,664

$53,207

$51,731

$47,227



20

Vermont

$51,618

$52,104

$49,907

$51,622




United States

$50,221

$52,029

$50,740

$46,242 (2005) [4] (http://www.census.gov/prod/2006pubs/acs-02.pdf)PDF



21

Wisconsin

$49,993

$52,094

$50,578

$48,874



22

Pennsylvania

$49,520

$50,713

$48,576

$47,791



23

Arizona

$48,745

$50,958

$49,889

$46,729



24

Oregon

$48,457

$50,169

$48,730

$45,485



25

Texas

$48,259

$50,043

$47,548

$43,425



26

Iowa

$48,044

$48,980

$47,292

$47,489



27

North Dakota

$47,827

$45,685

$43,753

$43,753



28

Kansas

$47,817

$50,177

$47,451

$44,264



29

Georgia

$47,590

$50,861

$49,136

$46,841



30

Nebraska

$47,357

$49,693

$47,085

$48,126



31

Maine

$45,734

$46,581

$45,888

$45,040



32

Indiana

$45,424

$47,966

$47,448

$44,806



33

Ohio

$45,395

$47,988

$46,597

$45,837



34

Michigan

$45,255

$48,591

$47,950

$47,064



35

Missouri

$45,229

$46,867

$45,114

$44,651



36

South Dakota

$45,043

$46,032

$43,424

$44,624



37

Idaho

$44,926

$47,576

$46,253

$46,395



38

Florida

$44,736

$47,778

$47,804

$44,448



39

North Carolina

$43,674

$46,549

$44,670

$42,061





http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/jerseyshore-1.jpg

Chubby
01-04-2012, 02:51 PM
We don't pay state taxes. Period.

States with the highest sales tax are: California (8.25%), Indiana (7%), Mississippi (7%), New Jersey (7%), Rhode Island (7%), Tennessee (7%), Minnesota (6.875%), Nevada (6.85%), Arizona (6.6%), Washington (6.5%), Kansas (6.3%), Texas and Illinois (6.25%).
Chubbs

Jersey DolFan
01-04-2012, 02:52 PM
thats why your public services suck, and your crime rates are thru the roof, not to mention one of the most dangerous states in the nation, with crappy schools.

nothin against FL, i have tons of fam down there, and have a house down there, but if your going to continually pop sh*t. im going to state the facts.

nice vacation spot, beautiful water, great ppl, awesome football teams - but i wouldnt wanna live there.

Jersey DolFan
01-04-2012, 02:53 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/jerseyshore-1.jpg



even our lowest scum bags are rich and famous :) not to mention only like 3 of them are even from new jersey.

NJPHINFAN79
01-04-2012, 02:55 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/jerseyshore-1.jpg

If that's what u think jersey is because of a tv show where most of the cast is not from nj.... U are about as smart as well see above Alabama.

U sir are a hater... Someone who attacks someone they don't know cause in all reality want what they have.... Sorry Chris u can't have my money my job my beautiful gf or my awesome 6 figure job.

Jersey DolFan
01-04-2012, 02:57 PM
Alan Alda

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2239712804192260-1.jpg
Anne Hathaway

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2240012804192400-1.jpg
Bruce Springsteen

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2234712804192520-1.jpg
Ed Harris

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2240112804192611-1.jpg
Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2234512804192722-1.jpg
Ice T

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2234712804192811-1.jpg
Frank Sinatra

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2240012804192921-1.jpg
Jack Nicholson

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2235512804193020-1.jpg
James Gandolfini

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2234512804193133-1.jpg
Jason Alexander

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2238412804193191-1.jpg

Chubby
01-04-2012, 02:58 PM
. Sorry Chris u can't have my money my job my beautiful gf or my awesome 6 figure job.
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

:) Having some fun here :)

Jersey DolFan
01-04-2012, 02:59 PM
John Travolta

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2238412804193262-1.jpg
Jon Stewart

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2238412804193343-1.jpg
Jon Bon Jovi
Judy Blume

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2239212804193441-1.jpg
Michael Douglas

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2234512804193514-1.jpg
Nathan Lane
Paul Rudd

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2240312804193690-1.jpg
Paul Simon

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2239612804193760-1.jpg
Queen Latifah

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2239812804193861-1.jpg
Tom Cruise

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2240012804193933-1.jpg
Walt Whitman

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2235512804194021-1.jpg
Bruce Willis

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/enhancedbuzz2233912804194101-1.jpg

Jersey DolFan
01-04-2012, 03:01 PM
btw i love florida. but chris has made like 3 jersey jokes for no apparent reason today, and others do it too. not really cool.

Chubby
01-04-2012, 03:01 PM
Miami
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Miamifinz
01-04-2012, 03:02 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif (http://gifsoup.com/view/2015205/brenda-eating-popcorn.html)

Jersey DolFan
01-04-2012, 03:04 PM
Miami
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

boat, inlet?, water, the chicksss . . . things South Florida has on lock.

NJPHINFAN79
01-04-2012, 03:11 PM
boat, inlet?, water, the chicksss . . . things South Florida has on lock.

Problem is Chris Hanson is to busy playing with sandusky then actually showing some balls and talking to chicks that look like that...

Ps jersey also has hot chicks boats and water....

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 03:14 PM
thats why your public services suck, and your crime rates are thru the roof, not to mention one of the most dangerous states in the nation, with crappy schools.

nothin against FL, i have tons of fam down there, and have a house down there, but if your going to continually pop sh*t. im going to state the facts.

nice vacation spot, beautiful water, great ppl, awesome football teams - but i wouldnt wanna live there.

BINGO!

That's why Florida (a state I don't live in BTW) is the way you described. Rejects from NJ/NY infested the place and turned it into Little NJ/NY. :chuckle:

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 03:16 PM
Problem is Chris Hanson is to busy playing with sandusky then actually showing some balls and talking to chicks that look like that...

Ps jersey also has hot chicks boats and water....

"Too" busy..."Than" actually...smart state guy. :chuckle:

And I don't see any chicks in the picture I posted. Do you? :chuckle:

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 03:17 PM
btw i love florida. but chris has made like 3 jersey jokes for no apparent reason today, and others do it too. not really cool.

What? I haven't made one NJ joke.




I'm not joking.

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 03:20 PM
If that's what u think jersey is because of a tv show where most of the cast is not from nj.... U are about as smart as well see above Alabama.

U sir are a hater... Someone who attacks someone they don't know cause in all reality want what they have.... Sorry Chris u can't have my money my job my beautiful gf or my awesome 6 figure job.

lol..What would I do with a NJ chick besides **** her and leave her, your job besides shoot myself, or your money besides buy myself a pair of shoes?


Son, you really shouldn't brag over the internet because you really have no clue who's sitting on the other side of the computer. :chuckle:

NJPHINFAN79
01-04-2012, 03:20 PM
BINGO!

That's why Florida (a state I don't live in BTW) is the way you described. Rejects from NJ/NY infested the place and turned it into Little NJ/NY. :chuckle:

Just another fool who is first to attack someone without the balls to say where he lives. It's also why whenever I or any other jersey man travels these united states the women flock to us cause we have our own style and personalities. Not just some hillbilly that's never left his dimly *** town.

NJPHINFAN79
01-04-2012, 03:27 PM
[QUOTE=ChrisHanson;1064156348]lol..What would I do with a NJ chick besides **** her and leave her, your job besides shoot myself, or your money besides buy myself a pair of shoes?


Son, you really shouldn't brag over the internet because you really have no clue who's sitting on the other side of the computer.

Not bragging I'm sure im more well off then u. Still don't mention where u live I guess cause it hurts to say Kansas where u **** ur sister and can't leave her cause u got another genetic mishap on the way

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 03:28 PM
Just another fool who is first to attack someone without the balls to say where he lives. It's also why whenever I or any other jersey man travels these united states the women flock to us cause we have our own style and personalities. Not just some hillbilly that's never left his dimly *** town.

boo-hoo...cry me a garbage infested polluted river. :chuckle:

Also, I've lived in or visted every state in the U.S. I've also been to Germany, Japan, Mexico, Brazil, Italy, Spain, England, and Ireland. But, you have fun learning to spell in NJ. :chuckle:

SpurzN703
01-04-2012, 03:29 PM
What in the holy **** of anything meaningful is this thread about?

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 03:30 PM
[QUOTE=ChrisHanson;1064156348]lol..What would I do with a NJ chick besides **** her and leave her, your job besides shoot myself, or your money besides buy myself a pair of shoes?


Son, you really shouldn't brag over the internet because you really have no clue who's sitting on the other side of the computer.

Not bragging I'm sure im more well off then u. Still don't mention where u live I guess cause it hurts to say Kansas where u **** ur sister and can't leave her cause u got another genetic mishap on the way

"Than" you.

And I highly doubt that. :chuckle:

---------- Post added at 03:30 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:30 PM ----------


What in the holy **** of anything meaningful is this thread about?

The inferiority complex of those who reside in NJ. :chuckle:

TheWarriorFins
01-04-2012, 03:31 PM
All of you sound like retards generalizing and probably went to community colleges and failed, both states are great and different from each other.

J. David Wannyheimer
01-04-2012, 03:33 PM
What in the holy **** of anything meaningful is this thread about? A bunch of guys from New Jersey got mad because someone made fun of New Jersey.

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 03:35 PM
All of you sound like retards generalizing and probably went to community colleges and failed, both states are great and different from each other.

New Jersey is not "great" by any stretch of the imagination.

TheWarriorFins
01-04-2012, 03:36 PM
A bunch of guys from New Jersey got mad because someone made fun of New Jersey.

Only *******es would get pissed over a joke on the internet.

NJPHINFAN79
01-04-2012, 03:38 PM
boo-hoo...cry me a garbage infested polluted river. :chuckle:

Also, I've lived in or visted every state in the U.S. I've also been to Germany, Japan, Mexico, Brazil, Italy, Spain, England, and Ireland. But, you have fun learning to spell in NJ. :chuckle:

Wow u traveled congrats... Me too to all ur spots but Ireland but Leo st Thomas st Kitts Bahamas st Lucia stubs Barbados Australia Costa Rica Nd Indonesia. Still scared to admit where u live cause u can't hold anything to jersey.

Yup it has its bad spots like all states but I can use my boat here go fishing go snowboarding go surfing be to nyc or philly in an hour tan on a beach or go to a lake **** lots of hot broads and marry a trophy wife have tons of stadiums to see games at go to Atlantic city and gamble ect. What can u do in ur state?? Oh ur to scared to say Lmost forgot.

J. David Wannyheimer
01-04-2012, 03:40 PM
Wow u traveled congrats... Me too to all ur spots but Ireland but Leo st Thomas st Kitts Bahamas st Lucia stubs Barbados Australia Costa Rica Nd Indonesia. Still scared to admit where u live cause u can't hold anything to jersey.

Yup it has its bad spots like all states but I can use my boat here go fishing go snowboarding go surfing be to nyc or philly in an hour tan on a beach or go to a lake **** lots of hot broads and marry a trophy wife have tons of stadiums to see games at go to Atlantic city and gamble ect. What can u do in ur state?? Oh ur to scared to say Lmost forgot.

Visit beautiful New Jersey!

New Jersey: Hot Broads and Trophy Wives

BladeRunner
01-04-2012, 03:42 PM
A bunch of guys from New Jersey got mad because someone made fun of New Jersey.


Ha ha, I think this thread is funny. Just a couple of posters having fun taking pot shots at each other. No biggie... I have to admit, I have also traveled the US and World on business and pleasure. When I tell people I am from NJ, many always refer to the Jersey Shore TV Show.... Most of those idiots are no even from NJ.

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 03:46 PM
Wow u traveled congrats... Me too to all ur spots but Ireland but Leo st Thomas st Kitts Bahamas st Lucia stubs Barbados Australia Costa Rica Nd Indonesia. Still scared to admit where u live cause u can't hold anything to jersey.

Yup it has its bad spots like all states but I can use my boat here go fishing go snowboarding go surfing be to nyc or philly in an hour tan on a beach or go to a lake **** lots of hot broads and marry a trophy wife have tons of stadiums to see games at go to Atlantic city and gamble ect. What can u do in ur state?? Oh ur to scared to say Lmost forgot.

Dude, I don't want your "six figure salary" (the only guy in the US with two homes and a 6 figure income that doesn't know the difference between the words to, too, than, then), "hot GF" (or is it trophy wife, 'cause you've written you have both), or your grammar...

ALL I want is your imagination. Can I have that....please? :chuckle:

---------- Post added at 03:46 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:45 PM ----------


Ha ha, I think this thread is funny. Just a couple of posters having fun taking pot shots at each other. No biggie... I have to admit, I have also traveled the US and World on business and pleasure. When I tell people I am from NJ, many always refer to the Jersey Shore TV Show.... Most of those idiots are no even from NJ.

And this jackhole is the only guy I've met from NJ who's gotten so pissy about a NJ joke.

CalDolFan1014
01-04-2012, 03:47 PM
I thought this was a Miami Dolphins forum? Not a place to ***** about who's state is better. Who the hell cares...each state has it's pros and cons. Go to the lounge or depths if you all want to discuss this.

Mogwai
01-04-2012, 03:47 PM
This thread took some strange turns...

NJPHINFAN79
01-04-2012, 03:48 PM
Ha ha, I think this thread is funny. Just a couple of posters having fun taking pot shots at each other. No biggie... I have to admit, I have also traveled the US and World on business and pleasure. When I tell people I am from NJ, many always refer to the Jersey Shore TV Show.... Most of those idiots are no even from NJ.

Exactly turned quickly into which states got the bigger Dick.... Obviously its jersey home of hot broads trophy wives and big Dicks hahaha lol this is great. Beats the fisher in fisher out no luck trodden won't be there speculation

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 03:49 PM
This thread took some strange turns...

Right into NJ!!!

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I thought this was a Miami Dolphins forum? Not a place to ***** about who's state is better. Who the hell cares...each state has it's pros and cons. Go to the lounge or depths if you all want to discuss this.

Shut-up. You live in a cool state! :chuckle:

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 03:51 PM
Exactly turned quickly into which states got the bigger Dick.... Obviously its jersey home of hot broads trophy wives and big Dicks hahaha lol this is great. Beats the fisher in fisher out no luck trodden won't be there speculation

^^^This guy has a 6 figure salary, 2 homes, and a hotGF/Trophy wife. :lol:

NJPHINFAN79
01-04-2012, 03:57 PM
Dude, I don't want your "six figure salary" (the only guy in the US with two homes and a 6 figure income that doesn't know the difference between the words to, too, than, then), "hot GF" (or is it trophy wife, 'cause you've written you have both), or your grammar...

ALL I want is your imagination. Can I have that....please? :chuckle:

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And this jackhole is the only guy I've met from NJ who's gotten so pissy about a NJ joke.

Its called typing on a cell phone u putz. U can believe whatever u want I am more then happy for what I have in life I am extremely fortunate. I have a hot gf BTW not a trophy wife, not married yet. I don't have 2 houses don't now where u got that but I do have a boat that acts as a second home thanks for asking. And not pissy at just any joke u can say whatever u want just as I can, I just have the balls if I'm gonna mess with someone to admit where I'm from not just hide behind the screen.

Have fun talk **** I'm all for it just look in the mirror first.

NJPHINFAN79
01-04-2012, 04:01 PM
^^^This guy has a 6 figure salary, 2 homes, and a hotGF/Trophy wife. :lol:

It's 6 figure salary plus commission and bonus. A hot gf no wife yet, house and boat. Get it right Chris I like little boys Hanson

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 04:04 PM
Its called typing on a cell phone u putz. U can believe whatever u want I am more then happy for what I have in life I am extremely fortunate. I have a hot gf BTW not a trophy wife, not married yet. I don't have 2 houses don't now where u got that but I do have a boat that acts as a second home thanks for asking. And not pissy at just any joke u can say whatever u want just as I can, I just have the balls if I'm gonna mess with someone to admit where I'm from not just hide behind the screen.

Have fun talk **** I'm all for it just look in the mirror first.

"than" happy...

Let me help you with this seemingly difficult (difficult for you) problem.

I ****ed the slut from NJ and THEN took a piss.

I'd rather **** a slut from Texas THAN a slut from NJ.

Got it? If you want to work on the "too" "to" thing let me know. :chuckle:

Do you mean to tell me that you don't have the letter "a" on your phone? Well, then how did you type the word "whatever"?

Jersey DolFan
01-04-2012, 04:05 PM
BINGO!

That's why Florida (a state I don't live in BTW) is the way you described. Rejects from NJ/NY infested the place and turned it into Little NJ/NY. :chuckle:

thats part of the reason south florida is such a cool place. and my family is italian as well as cuban/italian mix intermarried with ppl from south florida and are more "southern" than "yankee" after 3-4 decades.

just knock it off and go watch "how to catch a predator re-runs"

Jersey DolFan
01-04-2012, 04:08 PM
"than" happy...

Let me help you with this seemingly difficult (difficult for you) problem.

I ****ed the slut from NJ and THEN took a piss.

I'd rather **** a slut from Texas THAN a slut from NJ.

Got it? If you want to work on the "too" "to" thing let me know. :chuckle:

Do you mean to tell me that you don't have the letter "a" on your phone? Well, then how did you type the word "whatever"?

we've established that:

A) you are a fan of the Jersey Shore which is a crappy show

B) You fantasize about the hot "sluts" in texas and NJ, and probably Miami - while you most likely have never pulled any

C) you like chris hanson from dateline NBC and that has an odd pedophilia connection.

D) we have no clue where u even live.

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 04:10 PM
thats part of the reason south florida is such a cool place. and my family is italian as well as cuban/italian mix intermarried with ppl from south florida and are more "southern" than "yankee" after 3-4 decades.

just knock it off and go watch "how to catch a predator re-runs"

Why are you telling me all this? Like I give 2 pieces of **** about your family. :chuckle:

Jersey DolFan
01-04-2012, 04:12 PM
Why are you telling me all this? Like I give 2 pieces of **** about your family. :chuckle:

again - go watch more MTV reality kid.

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 04:13 PM
we've established that:

A) you are a fan of the Jersey Shore which is a crappy show

B) You fantasize about the hot "sluts" in texas and NJ, and probably Miami - while you most likely have never pulled any

C) you like chris hanson from dateline NBC and that has an odd pedophilia connection.

D) we have no clue where u even live.

A) Yes, I used the Jersey Shore to make fun of NJ because I'm a HUGE FAN!! How can I argue with that level of rationale?

B) Fantasize? lol...How so? I was giving your boy "Mr. Smart State" some 2nd grade English grammar lessons. ;)

C) Do you really believe that there is only one person named Chris Hanson in the entire world? The guy you're speaking of (worried he may be on your track?) is named Hansen, dolt.

D) And you never will. I don't want people from NJ visiting me. :chuckle:

Jersey DolFan
01-04-2012, 04:15 PM
A) Yes, I used the Jersey Shore to make fun of NJ because I'm a HUGE FAN!! How can I argue with that level of rationale?

B) Fantasize? lol...How so? I was giving your boy "Mr. Smart State" some 2nd grade English grammar lessons. ;)

C) Do you really believe that there is only one person named Chris Hanson in the entire world? The guy you're speaking of (worried he may be on your track?) is named Hansen, dolt.

D) And you never will. I don't want people from NJ visiting me. :chuckle:

no, its b/c you made 2 jersey shore references today, the first one completly un-provoked, in an unrelated to anything about NJ.

your obviously a fan - and anyone who constantly pokes at ppl unprovoked in internet message boards is undeniably a corn ball in real life.

Valandui
01-04-2012, 04:20 PM
What the **** is this thread?

NJPHINFAN79
01-04-2012, 04:22 PM
What we have is a person who failed in the real world and is now back teaching 3rd grade English and has nothing better to do then try to correct grammatical errors on an internet forum. (what a tard) I see u also corrected someone on sure/shore earlier. A failure at his own life so he tries to feel smart by addressing something no one cares 2 ****s about (sorry two). Go back to trolling for dudes on Craigslist cause we all now u could not pull any ***** like a real man. #failedcoorporateguynowteachingcauseitsallicandoimafailureatlife

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 04:22 PM
no, its b/c you made 2 jersey shore references today, the first one completly un-provoked, in an unrelated to anything about NJ.

your obviously a fan - and anyone who constantly pokes at ppl unprovoked in internet message boards is undeniably a corn ball in real life.

"you're" obviously (There goes that smart state thing again!)

I posted a picture of people who brag about living in Jersey to make fun of the douche getting made about a NJ joke, douche.

Once again, you have no idea who you're conversing with. ;)

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 04:24 PM
What the **** is this thread?

A safe place where rejects from NJ can let off steam about their miserable lives.

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What we have is a person who failed in the real world and is now back teaching 3rd grade English and has nothing better to do then try to correct grammatical errors on an internet forum. (what a tard) I see u also corrected someone on sure/shore earlier. A failure at his own life so he tries to feel smart by addressing something no one cares 2 ****s about (sorry two). Go back to trolling for dudes on Craigslist cause we all now u could not pull any ***** like a real man. #failedcoorporateguynowteachingcauseitsallicandoimafailureatlife

"THAN" try to correct.

Didn't we just go over this? :chuckle:

NJPHINFAN79
01-04-2012, 04:25 PM
"you're" obviously (There goes that smart state thing again!)

I posted a picture of people who brag about living in Jersey to make fun of the douche getting made about a NJ joke, douche.

Once again, you have no idea who you're conversing with. ;)

It's mad tard

NJPHINFAN79
01-04-2012, 04:27 PM
Not made.... Oh burn I'm so cool I caught u in a spelling error

Loser!!!

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 04:28 PM
It's mad tard

What? Calm down dude. It's OK. It's just jokes!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/01/Internet_serious_business_bush-1.jpg

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 04:30 PM
Not made.... Oh burn I'm so cool I caught u in a spelling error

Loser!!!

lol...Big difference between a typo and grammar, dolt. ;)

But hey, you got me. Enjoy it. This is serious to you. :chuckle:

CalDolFan1014
01-04-2012, 04:35 PM
I'm surprised this thread hasn't made it to SPAM yet.

ChrisHanson
01-04-2012, 04:41 PM
I'm surprised this thread hasn't made it to SPAM yet.

Racist

CalDolFan1014
01-04-2012, 04:45 PM
Racist

Excuse me?

DudeleBroski
01-04-2012, 04:53 PM
I don't hate jersey, but its not a special place at all. Seriously standing on top of the empire state building, looking off 3 of the 4 sides are beautiful sites in an amazing city. Then the 4th side overlooked new jersey. No one was looking off that side or taking pictures. Is there any reason to visit or vacation new jersey?

tylerdolphin
01-04-2012, 06:32 PM
what is this i dont even

NY8123
01-04-2012, 07:29 PM
Can someone break down for me what the **** this thread is even about? Smart index wtf???

It went from a question mark to full blown retard in about ten posts.

Gonzo
01-04-2012, 08:52 PM
Can someone break down for me what the **** this thread is even about? Smart index wtf???

It went from a question mark to full blown retard in about ten posts.I think you are being too subjective about this thread. If you were more objective, you'd see it's about chicks, man.

NY8123
01-04-2012, 09:29 PM
I think you are being too subjective about this thread. If you were more objective, you'd see it's about chicks, man.

I woke up at 4am and started my work day in NY and finished my work day 14 hours later in Kentucky.

Right now the only chick I want to see is the over easy one on my plate in the morning with bacon.

Gonzo
01-04-2012, 09:33 PM
I woke up at 4am and started my work day in NY and finished my work day 14 hours later in Kentucky.

Right now the only chick I want to see is the over easy one on my plate in the morning with bacon.Sounds like you need some krokodil.

Clipse
01-05-2012, 09:16 AM
Cool thread would read again.

JCane
01-05-2012, 09:18 AM
Jersey does suck though.

NY8123
01-05-2012, 09:34 AM
Jersey does suck though.

It's the catch hole for New York State.

ChrisHanson
01-05-2012, 12:00 PM
Excuse me?

I'm trying to be as absurd as the resident Jersyans here. :chuckle: