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01-17-2012, 10:59 PM
Will you say yes to everything Mr. Ross and Mr. Ireland ask you?


You are hired !!!

01-17-2012, 11:00 PM
D minus

01-17-2012, 11:01 PM
You forgot to add if anyone's mother is a hooker.

Trifecta Nation
01-17-2012, 11:01 PM
Get ready to join my monkey thread in the spam folder.

How dare you question the way this model organization does things! Now, now!

01-17-2012, 11:01 PM
Is your mother a prostitute? Don't be mad, we just want to see your reaction.

01-17-2012, 11:01 PM
Ireland to Philbin or McCoy: "Can I trade up in the first round with the rams and draft Matt Kalil?"
Phiblin or McCoy: "Hell yea"
Irelan:"Great your hired"

J. David Wannyheimer
01-17-2012, 11:13 PM
Here let me help you write a better post that hits a little bit deeper on the great idea you've had:

Jeff Ireland: "First, let's play some word association."
McCoy: "Okay."
Jeff Ireland: "Corn."
McCoy: "Fed?"
(Jeff is obviously very pleased with the response.)
Jeff: "Good. Next word: draft."
McCoy: "Trade down for lineman?"
(Jeff appears ecstatic and excitedly turns to Stephen Ross, who nods approvingly.)
Jeff: "Alright, now, last word: Prostitute."
McCoy: "Chunk plays."
(Ireland swoons and faints. Stephen Ross slowly begins to clap and nod.)