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JCane
02-23-2012, 12:27 AM
Tampa Bay Rays third baseman, Evan Longoria, has confirmed that he is in fact dating current Playboy model AND former Miami Dolphins cheerleader, Jamie Edmondson.

You lucky mother ****er...

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/02/evanlongoriajaimeedmondson-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/02/JaimeEdmondsonvsHotNFLJerseyPhotoshoot4-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/02/JaimeEdmondson9-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/02/jaimeedmondsonmiamidolphins-1.jpg

PhinsPhan11
02-23-2012, 12:31 AM
Lucky bastard.

Valandui
02-23-2012, 04:10 AM
Lucky bastard.
Seconded. Dude's a douche from what I've heard, too.

JCane
02-23-2012, 04:31 AM
Seconded. Dude's a douche from what I've heard, too.

Friend of mine says he's really cool. Who knows. Friend of mine out in Los Angeles went to high school with him out there.

He's told me some pretty funny stories about how sometimes they'll get together when he's back in his hometown.

Valandui
02-23-2012, 04:55 AM
Friend of mine says he's really cool. Who knows. Friend of mine out in Los Angeles went to high school with him out there.

He's told me some pretty funny stories about how sometimes they'll get together when he's back in his hometown.
Maybe he is. I've never met him. I just live pretty close to Tampa and have heard it from multiple people. Apparently he gets all pissy if like restaurant owners and various other people don't treat him like he's famous and the like. Just third hand accounts of it, though.

JCane
02-23-2012, 05:13 AM
Maybe he is. I've never met him. I just live pretty close to Tampa and have heard it from multiple people. Apparently he gets all pissy if like restaurant owners and various other people don't treat him like he's famous and the like. Just third hand accounts of it, though.

I'd probably be the same way.

"I gotta carry this ****ty team on my back. You'd better treat me like royalty. I'M KENNY POWERS!"

Bobby Humphrey
02-23-2012, 07:07 AM
how dare she cut that dolphin shirt in that fourth photo ........ i hate her so much ............

Vaark
02-23-2012, 09:27 AM
One/Half of The Amazing Race Fins Cheerleader Team


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/02/amazingrace_carajaime_652_article_story_-1.jpg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajzmBs06fwk&feature=related

Tunaphish429
02-23-2012, 09:36 AM
JCane and his red heads...She's ok.

SpurzN703
02-23-2012, 11:44 AM
I hope he's cool with me busting a nut on her face tonight. I better find my computer screen cleaner right before though

Filthy Fin
02-23-2012, 03:06 PM
Some dude somewhere is sick of her ****. Speaking of that, I'd lick her starfish!

Bumpus
02-23-2012, 08:31 PM
Gotta quote Arsenal on this one ...

"I'd hit that so hard, whoever pulled my *** out of her would be crowned king of England."

Valandui
02-23-2012, 09:45 PM
Gotta quote Arsenal on this one ..."I'd hit that so hard, whoever pulled my *** out of her would be crowned king of England."That's from I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.

Ricky4Life
02-24-2012, 01:42 AM
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