View Full Version : "Master criminal" foiled in robbery attempt ...

02-24-2012, 11:29 AM
Where do these fugging morons come from?

The Jacksonville Sheriff's Office said a man with a plastic bag over his head walked into the Gate gas station on 103rd Street around 3 a.m. Monday morning and acted like the finger poking inside of his shirt was a weapon, The (Jacksonville) Florida Times-Union reported Thursday.

The man ordered the clerk to "open the register and give me all the money," the sheriff's office report said.

The clerk immediately recognized the object was a finger and refused to hand over any cash, leading the suspect to turn his attentions to a customer, who laughed at him.

read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/02/23/Police-Man-tried-to-rob-store-with-finger/UPI-28401330028742/