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tylerdolphin
03-01-2012, 12:49 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/03/MariaJoseCristerna-1.jpg

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Would you? How much $$$ would it take?

Im all http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Tunaphish429
03-01-2012, 12:54 PM
ALot of money and alot of beer.

tylerdolphin
03-01-2012, 01:02 PM
Who am I kidding? Id hit it so hard theyd need to get the boy from "The Sword in the Stone" to pull me out.

Dolfan3773
03-01-2012, 01:56 PM
:lol: I'll pass

JCane
03-01-2012, 02:03 PM
Not even I would....

That's saying something.

tylerdolphin
03-01-2012, 02:06 PM
Not even I would....

That's saying something.

Monumental day really. I found a tatted up red head that J wouldnt put his penis inside. I didnt think the internet was big enough to find such a specimen.

Vaark
03-01-2012, 02:10 PM
Not without her first being sandblasted with top of the line commercial machinery

cbreeden
03-01-2012, 02:26 PM
Not even with Bob Dole's dick!

Locke
03-01-2012, 04:28 PM
Thanks man, so much for sleeping tonight...

Valandui
03-01-2012, 05:48 PM
Not even with JCane's penis.

Bumpus
03-01-2012, 05:52 PM
A stiff dick hath no conscience.


... Just saying. :lol:

rob19
03-01-2012, 09:09 PM
I'd let her blow me

PhinsPhan11
03-01-2012, 09:43 PM
There's not enough alcohol to even get close to that. Get the hell away from me.

Bumpus
03-01-2012, 09:48 PM
I'd let her blow me

Don't think I'd go that far ...

Those chompers - I'd be afeared.

PhinzN703
03-02-2012, 09:50 AM
Monumental day really. I found a tatted up red head that J wouldnt put his penis inside. I didnt think the internet was big enough to find such a specimen.

Find a natural fire crotch first......then we'd have something going here.

PhinzN703
03-02-2012, 09:51 AM
I'd let her blow me

You better enjoy not having junk anymore once she vampire-bat's it right the **** off :lol:

CedarPhin
03-02-2012, 08:56 PM
I'd hit it like Captain Caveman.

Wildbill3
03-02-2012, 09:54 PM
I'd hit it. with a baseball bat.

dreday
03-02-2012, 10:18 PM
couldnt even manage half a staff...nope and trust me i tried.

Roman529
03-03-2012, 05:29 PM
couldnt even manage half a staff...nope and trust me i tried.

C'Mon Dre....you know you have seen worse than that at Kellys. :chuckle:

dreday
03-03-2012, 06:21 PM
C'Mon Dre....you know you have seen worse than that at Kellys. :chuckle:

true,some some of those women shouldnt be seen in public,especially the cheifs fans.the inhaling of cheeseburgers and constant beer over the yrs will do that.they luck out though because the men cheifs fans always have beer goggles because of the amount of beer they have to consume watching that sorry team..

having said that,i might be reconsider and do the chick in the ops post for 10 G's and a package of creatine.

NY8123
03-04-2012, 12:30 PM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/03/MariaJoseCristerna-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/03/imagesqtbnANd9GcTsViuxMh6eZYVCroLw6IURzq-1.jpg

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/03/maria_jose_cristerna_19-1.jpg

Would you? How much $$$ would it take?

Im all http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

Macroevolution!

COphinphan89
03-04-2012, 09:58 PM
true,some some of those women shouldnt be seen in public,especially the cheifs fans.the inhaling of cheeseburgers and constant beer over the yrs will do that.they luck out though because the men cheifs fans always have beer goggles because of the amount of beer they have to consume watching that sorry team..

having said that,i might be reconsider and do the chick in the ops post for 10 G's and a package of creatine.

I went to Kelly's the first couple games of this past season but didn't go anymore because it wasn't worth paying for beer and food all to watch the Phins lose. But good god those Chiefs fans are obnoxious. Really wish I had to gone for the Chiefs game.

As for the bitch in the OP, we might be able to work something out. Something like no eye-contact, proper compensation (major $$$ here), and an opt-out clause that I can exercise at any moment in case I get too scared. Also a rainy-day clause in case I wet myself or start crying. Would require a great deal of alcohol and possibly some hard drugs.

Bumpus
03-04-2012, 10:08 PM
... As for the bitch in the OP, we might be able to work something out. Something like no eye-contact, proper compensation (major $$$ here), and an opt-out clause that I can exercise at any moment in case I get too scared. Also a rainy-day clause in case I start crying. Would require a great deal of alcohol and possibly some hard drugs.

:lol: Spoken like a man who's actually given this a bit of thought.

dreday
03-04-2012, 10:26 PM
I went to Kelly's the first couple games of this past season but didn't go anymore because it wasn't worth paying for beer and food all to watch the Phins lose. But good god those Chiefs fans are obnoxious. Really wish I had to gone for the Chiefs game.

As for the bitch in the OP, we might be able to work something out. Something like no eye-contact, proper compensation (major $$$ here), and an opt-out clause that I can exercise at any moment in case I get too scared. Also a rainy-day clause in case I wet myself or start crying. Would require a great deal of alcohol and possibly some hard drugs.

yup!!

Tunaphish429
03-05-2012, 12:05 AM
This thread needs to die. Like yesterday.

DphinBillkiller
03-05-2012, 12:21 AM
It would take some serious money and more than one paper bag on her face for sure. Even severely intoxicated and with no lights on doesn't make it a done deal. On the other hand, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

DisturbedShifty
03-05-2012, 05:53 AM
I think a **** load of money would be the only way I would. Other wise I would turn the other direction and run away as if my pants were on fire.

GoonBoss
03-05-2012, 10:36 AM
Wow.......

If I can stick it in her pooper maybe.

PhinzN703
03-05-2012, 10:55 AM
It would take some serious money and more than one paper bag on her face for sure. Even severely intoxicated and with no lights on doesn't make it a done deal. On the other hand, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

Paper bag on her face? You better cover up every single inch of this dragon skank a la the full-length body condoms in "Naked Gun".