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JCane
03-07-2012, 12:55 AM
Make your list of people you want to punch in the face ITT. Let's see if any of us have any similar...

1. This douchebag here thinks he knows everything about the Miami Dolphins but he's the same kind of retard that would take Daunte Culpepper over Drew Brees. Here's his Facebook link...
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=46546

2. Bud Selig. Guy is just ruining the greatest sport in the history of ever.

3. Nevin Shapiro. What a little girl. Dude is so mad because no one wants to be his friend.

4. Lil' Wayne. Worst "rapper" of all-time. Only people who listen to this dude are high school kids and college dudes who still bang high school chicks.

5. Joel Osteen. No explanation needed here. Dude is a fraud.

Dolfan3773
03-07-2012, 01:05 AM
Nevin Shapiro, Lil Wayne, Skip Bayless, Jeff Ireland, Stephen Ross

Valandui
03-07-2012, 01:53 AM
Al Gore, David Rockefeller, my sister's ex-boyfriend, Katie Couric, your mother

Valandui
03-07-2012, 01:53 AM
Also Dave Matthews.

Funky Fin
03-07-2012, 02:04 AM
P Diddy, Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber for queefing out that pop garbage they claim to call music.
Rush Limbaugh
The Disney idiots who created BSPN and SoapOperaCenter

CallMeDaddy
03-07-2012, 02:16 AM
1. Lebron James. I've hated him since he was in Cleveland, just some arrogance that irks me, there's a point to being an ******* like MJ but then there's a point to being a douchebag like Lebron.

2. Rex Ryan. I don't think there is much to explain coming from a Dolphins forum

3. Skip Bayless. I can't stand him, his New York love just comes out like no other, so annoying.

4. Lil Wayne. I have to agree with JCane on this one, most annoying "rapper" out there.

5. Jeremy Lin. I used to think it was a good story for this kid, but ESPN has taken it way out of control and has caused me to hate him.

Bobby Humphrey
03-07-2012, 08:16 AM
man, i hope my name doesn't appear on anyone's list ....... it's a good thing my wife is not a member on this site .......

Bumpus
03-07-2012, 08:26 AM
Can I just punch Kanye in the face five times & call it a day?

JCane
03-07-2012, 08:43 AM
Can I just punch Kanye in the face five times & call it a day?

You'd have to call it a life IMO.

DisturbedShifty
03-07-2012, 09:02 AM
Snooki (again), Bill O'Riely, um... Yeah. I think that is it

Bumpus
03-07-2012, 09:38 AM
You'd have to call it a life IMO.

At least it'd be a fulfilled life. :up:

cbreeden
03-07-2012, 10:01 AM
1. My daughter's husband (he's an *******)
2. My step-daughter's husband (he's an even bigger *******)
3. Skip Bayless (he's an ******* too)
4. Nobama
5. Goonboss (just want to see the expression on his face before he pummels me into oblivion!)

Tunaphish429
03-07-2012, 10:08 AM
My girlfriends brother.

Ryan seacrest

NY8123
03-07-2012, 10:26 AM
The first mother****er on J's list is a douche bag, I know him. I actually knocked him out once.

Let me see top 5 list for a smack in the **** sucker?

1) My ex-Friend (dude was actually in my wedding) who then tried to **** my wife (ex-wife) after I married her. He is number one by a huge margin, like from here to the next closest star system. Of course now they are free to **** all they want and I could careless but then it was the principle, and I am a man of principle.



2) Armando Salguero - Can I skip the punch and take a hammer to his fingers so he can't write anymore?

2a) Rex Ryan - I'd actually kick the ****er in the head but he would probably enjoy it since it had to do with feet.

4) Phil Simms - I just can not stand his commentating, not one single bit it's more enjoyable to stab my ear with a pencil.

5) The Carny (Paul Milton Jr, that's right mother ****er I know your name I just havne't found you yet) that hit me from behind with a steel wrecking bar and broke my ribs in 1993. I never did get even with that ***** ass mother****er but I did play golf the very next weekend in a benefit cancer tournament.

Possum
03-07-2012, 10:29 AM
Ill drop kick that jig JCane 5 times.

NY8123
03-07-2012, 10:30 AM
Ill drop kick that jig JCane 5 times.

I thought you died?

DphinBillkiller
03-07-2012, 10:36 AM
Nancy Pelosi
Harry Reid
Rex Ryan
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Casey Anthony

Bumpus
03-07-2012, 10:40 AM
The first mother****er on J's list is a douche bag, I know him. I actually knocked him out once.

Let me see top 5 list for a smack in the **** sucker?

1) My ex-Friend (dude was actually in my wedding) who then tried to **** my wife (ex-wife) after I married her. He is number one by a huge margin, like from here to the next closest star system. Of course now they are free to **** all they want and I could careless but then it was the principle, and I am a man of principle.



2) Armando Salguero - Can I skip the punch and take a hammer to his fingers so he can't write anymore?

2a) Rex Ryan - I'd actually kick the ****er in the head but he would probably enjoy it since it had to do with feet.

4) Phil Simms - I just can not stand his commentating, not one single bit it's more enjoyable to stab my ear with a pencil.

5) The Carny (Paul Milton Jr, that's right mother ****er I know your name I just havne't found you yet) that hit me from behind with a steel wrecking bar and broke my ribs in 1993. I never did get even with that ***** ass mother****er but I did play golf the very next weekend in a benefit cancer tournament.

You've gotta watch out for those carnies ...

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/03/original-3.jpg
Small hands, smell like cabbage.

Possum
03-07-2012, 10:40 AM
I thought you died?:sidelol: I cant die the world loves me too much.

Bumpus
03-07-2012, 10:42 AM
Ill drop kick that jig JCane 5 times.

Holy ****! Possum lives! :lol:

Vaark
03-07-2012, 10:42 AM
Rush Limppaw, Rick Santorium, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reed & Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

edit: upon further thought, maybe substituting Al Sharpton for Harry Reed :idk:

Possum
03-07-2012, 10:46 AM
Holy ****! Possum lives! :lol:
http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

NY8123
03-07-2012, 11:17 AM
:sidelol: I cant die the world loves me too much.

So this wasn't you then!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/03/138250017_240d914e39_z-1.jpg

Noodle Arm
03-07-2012, 11:18 AM
JCane- Kanyedouche

Vaark- Photoshop my fist on your face ya douche

Bobby Humphrey- I'll punch that douche in the face and steal his wife....scratch that last part, he might encourage me to do that.

BAMAPHIN22- You can post a link to this news story: "Douche punched in the face by Incredibly Handsome Man"

When I'm done punching all these douche nozzles, I'll be sent to prison...where I can punch GoonBoss..the biggest women's feminine hygiene cleansing product of all time.
















Douches! :smad:

Vaark
03-07-2012, 11:18 AM
hey Possum, where've you been and why are you still hiding WeVie?

Vaark
03-07-2012, 11:27 AM
JCane- Kanyedouche


Vaark- Photoshop my fist on your face ya douche
LOLYou'll never get further than "objective #2", if you end up in prison, it'll be connected to tubes in the infirmary :idk:

Bobby Humphrey- I'll punch that douche in the face and steal his wife....scratch that last part, he might encourage me to do that.

BAMAPHIN22- You can post a link to this news story: "Douche punched in the face by Incredibly Handsome Man"

When I'm done punching all these douche nozzles, I'll be sent to prison...where I can punch GoonBoss..the biggest women's feminine hygiene cleansing product of all time.




Douches!


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/03/assclown-1.jpg!!


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Gonzo
03-07-2012, 11:43 AM
1. Lil Wayne - One, because his music blows, and two, because he's responsible for the next guy...
2. Drake - Has anybody actually listened to his retarded lyrics? Is he even rapping? He's just mumbling out nonsense and doesn't even bother trying to make it rhyme.
3. Every hipster I see.
4. For good measure, every hipster I see.
5. Anybody voting for Rick Santorum.

Possum
03-07-2012, 11:45 AM
So this wasn't you then!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/03/138250017_240d914e39_z-1.jpg:sidelol:

Possum
03-07-2012, 11:47 AM
hey Possum, where've you been and why are you still hiding WeVie?Ive been busy with the new job and certain unfortunate situations had put a little stress on my life. But here i am back and stronger then ever.

NY8123
03-07-2012, 12:10 PM
Ive been busy with the new job and certain unfortunate situations had put a little stress on my life. But here i am back and stronger then ever.


Tru da brother

"That which does not kill us, makes us stronger."

PhinzN703
03-07-2012, 12:26 PM
Kim Kardashian, Snooki, Jim Parsons, Rush Limbaugh, Kate Gosselin

Bumpus
03-07-2012, 12:56 PM
Kim Kardashian, Snooki, Jim Parsons, Rush Limbaugh, Kate Gosselin

Ooh, that's a good one. +1 :up:

X-Pacolypse
03-08-2012, 09:39 PM
1. Kanye West

2. Sean Hannity

3. Mike Greenberg

4. The moron who turned MTV into a channel full of shows about douchebags and teen whores

5. Bart Scott

Vaark
03-09-2012, 12:56 AM
Ive been busy with the new job and certain unfortunate situations had put a little stress on my life. But here i am back and stronger then ever.

We'll be the judge of that!

JCane
03-09-2012, 12:58 AM
1. Kanye West

2. Sean Hannity

3. Mike Greenberg

4. The moron who turned MTV into a channel full of shows about douchebags and teen whores

5. Bart Scott

Your list sucks.

CedarPhin
03-09-2012, 02:50 AM
Bashar al-Assad
Kanye West
Whoever forced Bob Barker out.
Wayne Huizenga for various atrocities
Whoever blackmailed RDS into turning into "gone Dolfan Stan"

Arsenal WV
03-09-2012, 10:12 AM
Kanye

Jeter

Tebow

T. Brady

Nicki Minaj

Filthy Fin
03-09-2012, 06:11 PM
Kim Kardashian, Snooki, Jim Parsons, Rush Limbaugh, Kate Gosselin

I slap three of these people in the face but it wouldn't be with my hand!

JCane
03-09-2012, 06:31 PM
Thread did not go as intended.

*sigh*

tylerdolphin
03-09-2012, 06:34 PM
Thread did not go as intended.

*sigh*

A rare swing and miss on a troll attempt for JCane. Uncharted waters here, really.

Myles Fynch
03-09-2012, 06:57 PM
Didn't participate because I couldn't narrow it down to just five... million.

X-Pacolypse
03-09-2012, 08:48 PM
Your list sucks.

Kanye sucks.

Locke
03-09-2012, 10:13 PM
Instead of punching five people in the face once, can I punch one person in the face 5 times? If so, it would be Justin Bieber by a landslide. I can't stand that little douchemuncher...

Nixon's Ghost
03-10-2012, 06:57 PM
emo kidskissingerjfkdeep throattimothy leary

PhinzN703
03-11-2012, 07:26 PM
Ooh, that's a good one. +1 :up:

You know me. I'd still do her....but then I'd pimp slap her like there's no tomorrow after

PhinzN703
03-11-2012, 07:28 PM
I slap three of these people in the face but it wouldn't be with my hand!

You're saying you'd do Snooki? Holy christ

PhinzN703
03-11-2012, 07:40 PM
Thread did not go as intended.

*sigh*

What was your perverted idea then? :d-day:

Filthy Fin
03-12-2012, 03:12 PM
You're saying you'd do Snooki? Holy christ

No I said I slap her in the face with my dick. Then I'd do her.