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TrinidadDolfan
03-08-2012, 03:29 PM
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Ireland was just spotted on I95 heading Northbound, 25 meters behind a red Chevy Suburban which was seen yesterday afternoon passing a silver Lexus that reportedly was parked at the Arby's drive-through opposite Opa-Loka Airport. Sources say it is no coincidence that Peyton's hairdresser's boyfriend has a sister who used to date Marino's gardner who said that Marino's cousin got a great deal at JM Lexus just the week before. Sources close to the Dolphins Organization claim that Ross's love of the new Arby's Rueben Sandwich is no secret to team insiders. It has been confirmed that Stephen Ross's Real Estate organization does, in fact, own a red Chevy Suburban as one of it's 847 fleet vehicles. Although company records state that the vehicle is based in New York, inmate sources at Sing-Sing Prison indicate that state license plates are an easy thing to change. The obvious conclusion is that Ireland is chasing Ross and Manning up the I95 on the way to Marino's house for an Arby's Rueben Sandwich, a quick "water-boarding" of Ireland in Marino's hot-tub, and then the inevitable semi-public "signing" of an incentive-laden 3-year contract at PF Changs afterwards.

dlockz
03-08-2012, 03:31 PM
my nomination for post of the year. Excellent

DcRy82
03-08-2012, 03:32 PM
I actually appreciated this sarcastic post very much. haha. I want to sign Manning, and I think the phins will sign Manning, but this was really funny.

TheWalrus
03-08-2012, 03:32 PM
This will quickly -- and deservedly -- head to SPAM, but I think there should be a contest to see how many words of the original post we all had to read before we knew this was a hoax/sarcasm. It took me until "passing" in the first sentence.

flynryan15
03-08-2012, 03:38 PM
roflmao!

Penthos
03-08-2012, 03:38 PM
This will quickly -- and deservedly -- head to SPAM, but I think there should be a contest to see how many words of the original post we all had to read before we knew this was a hoax/sarcasm. It took me until "passing" in the first sentence.

I agree. Clever idea, but the post was too long.

TrinidadDolfan
03-08-2012, 03:41 PM
my nomination for post of the year. Excellent

Thank you good sir.

This Manning situation is the exact reason why I have been considering opting for the "$500 March Madness Special" at the Cryogenics Lab.

NY8123
03-08-2012, 03:44 PM
I think this is funny as **** and breaks the ice of all the Manning bull****.

It's got my vote to stay for some good ol' fun!

TrinidadDolfan
03-08-2012, 03:50 PM
I guess, through all this, and a DECADE of let-down's...the thought of it happening (even if it means a QB gunslinger in a Fins uniforn for 2-3 years), is...well.....giddy.
We are so close, you can reach out and touch it. So, different from 8 weeks ago huh?
If Manning lands, then Ross has a FULL stadium $$$$$$

Daytona Fin
03-08-2012, 03:51 PM
you had me at arbys

Tunaphish429
03-08-2012, 03:52 PM
I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's

apa64che
03-08-2012, 03:54 PM
This will quickly -- and deservedly -- head to SPAM, but I think there should be a contest to see how many words of the original post we all had to read before we knew this was a hoax/sarcasm. It took me until "passing" in the first sentence.

I got to "hairdresser's boyfriend" before I finally gave up. haha

TrinidadDolfan
03-08-2012, 04:26 PM
Coulda gone into the green M&M's part of the contract