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Kournikova
03-08-2012, 07:24 PM
Hi, everyone! Don't forget to set your clocks one hour ahead by 2:00AM early this Sunday Morning for Daylight Savings Time.

http://www.daylightsavingstime2012.net/

Vaark
03-08-2012, 07:38 PM
So this guy walks into a clock shop, goes right up to the counter, unzips and lays his penis on the counter in front of the clerk.

Clerk says: "Sir, I think you misunderstood, this is a clock shop, not a ****(cokk) shop!!!"

Guy thinks for a minute and replies: "Well if that's the case, can you put 2 hands on it?"

DphinBillkiller
03-08-2012, 07:56 PM
I'm looking forward to the time change and having longer evenings.

X-Pacolypse
03-08-2012, 09:35 PM
Unless you live in Arizona.

Myles Fynch
03-09-2012, 07:01 PM
Just be careful at what hour you hire the hooker, or you'll get a different kind of screwing.

PhinsPhan11
03-09-2012, 07:59 PM
Just be careful at what hour you hire the hooker, or you'll get a different kind of screwing.
That would be the worst.

Bumpus
03-10-2012, 03:49 PM
Just be careful at what hour you hire the hooker, or you'll get a different kind of screwing.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/03/TheMoreYouKnow-1.jpg