View Full Version : man urinates on baby after drinking 4 loko

03-20-2012, 01:57 PM
PHOENIX - A 31-year-old Phoenix man is facing one count of child abuse after admitting to urinating on his 4-month-old son.

The baby’s mother called police to report she saw Sergio Armando Velderrain urinating on their child’s face and body. She said he allegedly laughed it off, saying, "Now he has something to remember his dad by."


03-20-2012, 02:37 PM
4 loco make you go loco!

03-20-2012, 02:38 PM
4 loko is the same stuff going in as it is going out.

03-20-2012, 03:45 PM
golden moment.

03-20-2012, 04:09 PM
Energy beer!

03-20-2012, 04:11 PM
I like how the media keeps linking stuff to 4 loko as if it's the cause. If a person is drinking that **** in the first place, they're already crazy. All 4 Loko did was make the piss that was going to land on that baby anyways neon.

03-20-2012, 11:23 PM
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03-21-2012, 12:52 AM
It's banned in stores here.

03-21-2012, 08:35 AM
It's banned in stores here.

Lucky! :napoleon:

03-21-2012, 02:13 PM
We used to drink "Sparks", which was another thing like Four Loko.

King Nate
03-22-2012, 05:48 AM
I heard it was a retaliation piss for all the times the baby urinated on the dad.

03-22-2012, 11:22 AM
Maybe it's because I am hungover but I actually laughed about this for several reasons:

1) I simply am not shocked anymore at the amount of douche bags walking the planet
2) Nothing surprises me anymore now that we have the internet to spread news
3) Did he really think a 4 month old "would remember his daddy doing anything"?
4) They blame the notion of the act on energy beer, I have been piss drunk on every type of booze stilled on the planet and never once had the urge to piss on a baby, the girl I was with at the time maybe but never a baby.