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X-Pacolypse
03-20-2012, 08:17 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, with the abundance of anti Jeff Ireland threads popping up in the main forum, I felt that it was in my best interest as the reigning 2x Depths Demi-God Champion to create a thread that will help satisfy the bloodthirsty masses. Welcome, to the Roast of Jeff Ireland. No insult is too harsh, and anything goes. Go ahead, come one, and come all and vent your frustrations. Most important of all.... BE FUNNY!

NY8123
03-20-2012, 11:19 PM
The only thing worse than a Jeff Ireland offseason is mixing medication, water and Whitney Houston.

NY8123
03-20-2012, 11:26 PM
What would you rather sit though, a Jeff Ireland offseason or four weeks of Glee with Richard Simmons at your house?

NY8123
03-20-2012, 11:30 PM
Who's a bigger **** up Jeff Ireland or the captain of the Costa Concordia?

NY8123
03-20-2012, 11:38 PM
What would you rather do, go to the zoo and get into a **** slinging contest with monkeys or shake Jeff Ireland's hand?

CedarPhin
03-21-2012, 12:11 AM
I'd rather lick bird **** off a stop sign.

NY8123
03-21-2012, 04:33 PM
What causes less pain, having Jeff Ireland search for a franchise QB or pissing on a electric fence?

CedarPhin
03-21-2012, 06:37 PM
Pissing on an electric fence.

NY8123
03-22-2012, 08:01 AM
Who would you rather be, Brandon Marshall's wife or Jeff Ireland?

X-Pacolypse
03-22-2012, 08:29 PM
Who would you rather be, Brandon Marshall's wife or Jeff Ireland?

Brandon Marshall's wife. She actually has the balls to stand up to Brandon's BS. Whereas Jeff Ireland has no balls whatsoever.

NY8123
03-23-2012, 09:25 AM
Would you rather pass a kidney stone or Jeff Ireland in the hall?

NY8123
03-26-2012, 01:52 PM
I would like to make a motion to add jeff ireland as a synonym for mediocrity much the same as tedd ginn jr. should be a synonym for sucks!