View Full Version : Nude Maid Service Draws Police Scrutiny in Texas City

04-11-2012, 10:47 AM
A West Texas entrepreneur has taken maid service to the next level.Patrons who are willing to pony up $100 an hour can have their houses cleaned by a scantily clad, topless or totally naked woman. And for an extra $50 per hour, clients of Fantasy Maid Service of Lubbock will have two women clean house.Owner Melissa Borrett, 26, said Tuesday night that she started the service in mid-February because she was struggling to make ends meet as a waitress.She started off providing "fantasy maid" service on her own, and now has three maids - Angel, Maryjane and Star - working for her."We clean, we cook, we iron, do laundry, pretty much any kind of household chores it's all maids work," she said. "I'm thinking Alice from the 'Brady Bunch.'"http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/nude-maid-draws-police-scrutiny-texas-city-121105855--abc-news-topstories.html

04-11-2012, 11:05 AM
Is that "service with a smile"? :rimshot:

Filthy Fin
04-11-2012, 01:19 PM
This is draining my checking account at an astronomical rate. The house is getting cleaned in places I never knew needed cleaning.

04-11-2012, 02:00 PM
Sweet. A bang maid.

04-12-2012, 08:38 AM
Anybody remember R donuts in fort lauderdale? It was a topless donut shop.

04-12-2012, 10:33 AM
Question is....how much to bang the maid without having to get sued and appear in court?