View Full Version : speeding for some *****...man caught going 111 MPH says he was rushing to go have sex

05-01-2012, 01:07 PM

A suburban Chicago man caught driving 111 mph -- nearly 70 mph over the speed limit he was passing through -- offered up an unusual explanation for police questioning why he had the need for speed.

Zachary Ramirez, 21, of the 1400 block of Fairway Drive in Naperville, Ill., explained to police when he was pulled over early Sunday that he was in a hurry to "try to go have sex with a girl he liked," the Chicago Sun-Times reports.

Police first noticed Ramirez's bizarre driving when he blew through a stop light at Plainfield-Naperville Road and 75th Street just after 2 a.m., the Daily Herald reports. Police radioed ahead about the car and another officer subsequently saw Ramirez drive through a stop sign at River and Oswego Street.

05-01-2012, 01:54 PM
Don't stop get it get it.

05-01-2012, 02:07 PM
Don't stop get it get it.


05-02-2012, 02:28 PM
Man can Kate Upton just get naked already!?!

05-02-2012, 02:37 PM
Seems reasonable to me.

05-02-2012, 03:14 PM

05-02-2012, 03:29 PM
That's actually reminiscent of azzhole Charles Barkley a few years back, stopped in Scottsdale for speeding/drunken driving who told the arresting officer he was hurrying to commit adultery with a woman who gives the best BJs he's ever had. Postscript: adding insult to injury that "woman" turned out to be a tranny!!!! :up: