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JCane
05-10-2012, 10:00 AM
This ****ing whale is gonna get married soon. Look at this disgusting ****. Jesus Christ.

She gonna marry a chef, too. Damn woman is a food digger!

http://www.barstoolsports.com/boston/super-page/look-at-this-800lb-bride-trying-to-steal-my-shine-on-inside-edition/

tylerdolphin
05-10-2012, 10:15 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/05/21dq5pe-1.gif

SpurzN703
05-10-2012, 10:25 AM
He'd be smart to have her apply for life insurance. He'll be rich soon enough.

tylerdolphin
05-10-2012, 10:29 AM
He'd be smart to have her apply for life insurance. He'll be rich soon enough.

Not even God has enough money to pay those premiums.

Gonzo
05-10-2012, 10:46 AM
Sorry d-day, she's taken!

SpurzN703
05-10-2012, 10:47 AM
Not even God has enough money to pay those premiums.

lol God

JCane
05-10-2012, 10:57 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/05/21dq5pe-1.gif

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Vaark
05-10-2012, 11:18 AM
And she likes to be on top!!!

tylerdolphin
05-10-2012, 11:26 AM
Seriously though, I would if drunk.

Vaark
05-10-2012, 11:28 AM
Seriously though, I would if drunk.

Likewise, imagine how drunk she'd have to be to do you!!!

tylerdolphin
05-10-2012, 11:30 AM
Likewise, imagine how drunk she'd have to be to do you!!!


"No" doesnt always do the trick when youre 800lbs and immobile IMO.

Vaark
05-10-2012, 12:19 PM
That hefty babe is easily a "Bahama 8"

Ilovemyfins4eva
05-10-2012, 12:20 PM
wow, what would draw a man to someone like that? shes a ticking time bomb with her weight.

tylerdolphin
05-10-2012, 12:23 PM
That hefty babe is easily a "Bahama 8"

Now, of all the Bahamas insults youve thrown at me, this one is clearly the most ridiculous and wrong :lol:

ROADRUNNER
05-10-2012, 12:40 PM
Dam cant see her, might be a good job too...............:lol:

DphinBillkiller
05-10-2012, 12:43 PM
Omg that's disgusting.

Tunaphish429
05-10-2012, 02:07 PM
Damn thats a big girl.

Noodle Arm
05-10-2012, 08:37 PM
Just bought a pair of Hulk Fists.....let's do this!

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/05/3-1.jpg

dreday
05-10-2012, 09:05 PM
give her 2yrs she'll be doing fatty porn.

DisturbedShifty
05-11-2012, 07:31 AM
He'd be smart to have her apply for life insurance. He'll be rich soon enough.
Good idea, but I doubt anyone would accept her as a client. Yesh. That is ****ing ridiculous.

I bet her fiance is banging the sister.

Filthy Fin
05-11-2012, 10:03 AM
Oh the places I could put my Johnson in her!!!! Yeah!

Bumpus
05-11-2012, 12:55 PM
It took her forever to find just the right material for her dress ...

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/05/50x80_pole_tentJPG-1.jpg

Arsenal WV
05-12-2012, 12:08 AM
She eats 30,000 calories of food a day????

holy cholesterol, batman!

CalDolFan10x14
05-12-2012, 03:11 PM
I now pronounce you man and wife....wife....wife....wife....wife....wife.

CedarPhin
05-12-2012, 10:02 PM
Would smash. Probably would need a whaling gun, though.

LANGER72
05-19-2012, 03:23 PM
She probably makes her own bubbles in a Jacuzzi...
Seriously, what a waste of life. What she eats in one meal could feed a family for a day.
Disgusting and sad. She seems so proud of herself.

COphinphan89
05-19-2012, 10:27 PM
So who gets the honor of wheeling this gigantic wad of beauty down the aisle?

tylerdolphin
05-19-2012, 10:29 PM
So who gets the honor of wheeling this gigantic wad of beauty down the aisle?

Her very proud father, no doubt.

SpurzN703
05-20-2012, 12:30 AM
Good idea, but I doubt anyone would accept her as a client. Yesh. That is ****ing ridiculous.

I bet her fiance is banging the sister.

I know. It's almost a guarantee she'll sink into the earth any second now.

COphinphan89
05-20-2012, 12:49 AM
If any of you have any money invested in Carl's Jr. stock, get out now. This thing's heart could literally explode at any given second. Once that happens, they'll probably have to start closing restaurants.

SpurzN703
05-20-2012, 10:25 PM
Would smash. Probably would need a whaling gun, though.

And a **** the size of 5 cucumbers to please her

Gonzo
05-20-2012, 10:54 PM
And a **** the size of 5 cucumbers to please herDoubtful, she clearly doesn't like vegetables inside her.