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NY8123
06-13-2012, 01:22 AM
A coworkers and I are flying from Detroit to San Francisco due to a delay. Flight attendant comes up to my coworker as we sit on the taxiway waiting for a gate to clear and asked if he would move because someone is having an anxiety attack. Anxiety attack my ass, this fat bitch is sitting here texting away on her phone getting ready to book to the door because she doesn't want to wait.

**** off with your nonsense right now. Anxiety attack my ****ing foot, speaking of feet mine is going up her gigantic ass I think.

NY8123
06-13-2012, 01:34 AM
****ing mindless drivel, my ass with this bitch. Pisses me off because I now it's complete bull****. Water bottle fidgeting, nail looking, cell phone texting liar.

GoonBoss
06-13-2012, 01:50 AM
Don't fall for this bull****.

I've been the victim of this sort of bull**** more than once.

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I'm not even ****ing around. Do not move. You paid for that seat, that's yours. Don't move. She's just trying to get a new seat assignment.

GoonBoss
06-13-2012, 01:53 AM
Detroit to SFO? Poor sap. Probably Northwest? Hate it for you.

**** me I'm glad I don't have to get on an airline anymore. ****ing
bane of my existence for 10 years.

NY8123
06-13-2012, 02:52 AM
Detroit to SFO? Poor sap. Probably Northwest? Hate it for you.

**** me I'm glad I don't have to get on an airline anymore. ****ing
bane of my existence for 10 years.

It was Delta but let me tell ya, my flights are already ****ed up due to weather in my hometown, I wanted to postpone one day and head out later but there was an alternate route through SanFran and then one to Taipei.

Next thing I know I am sitting next to some Sin Bad looking bitch with two pairs of high white socks on and chucks, rolled up denim shorts and a busy ass shirt that wasn't really Hawaiian butch hair with her alleged anxiety attack. This was complete bull**** on her part, she ended up waiting right out side the plane door for her bag. Her fat lazy ass just wanted to be in the front of the line.

****ing pisses me off, I've already been traveling for 18hrs with another 16hrs to go, don't ****ing get in my way today with bull****. [typed while pounding a bloody marry in the lounge].

Dolfan3773
06-13-2012, 10:46 AM
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Vaark
06-13-2012, 12:12 PM
Actually I've been asked to change seats too a few times: I just smile and say "no, " ready to reply if asked that having to suddenly deal with something new in the air would probably give me even more of an anxiety attack. However they never have asked, just give me a dirty look and try the next sucker.

Hopefully you embedded your elbow into that bitch's fat rolls to make it as uncomfortable as possible for her. :up:

ROADRUNNER
06-13-2012, 12:28 PM
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Vaark
06-13-2012, 12:31 PM
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