View Full Version : Funeral Home Starbucks

07-13-2012, 03:33 AM
Heard about this yesterday morning on my drive home and was puzzled to say the least.

Easley, South Carolina is a dump of a town just between Clemson and Greenville. The local funeral home in Easley is adding in a Starbucks.

How weird is this? Imagine you attend a funeral here and you spot Starbucks right outside of the viewing. So you want some coffee and you approach the counter to find a cheery barista eager to take your order. "Hi, welcome to Starbucks. How are you today!"

Bitch I'm in a Goddamn funeral home.

Is this a funeral home first? One would think so but I'm not sure.


Filthy Fin
07-13-2012, 03:36 AM
Nothing better then a black coffee and some necrophilia!!!

07-13-2012, 04:38 AM
How busy does a funeral home have to be to do that?

1 dol fan
07-13-2012, 09:55 AM
Nothing puts me in better mood to mourn than a tall mocha latte with extra cream.

07-13-2012, 09:58 AM
Every starbucks in that ****ty town is in a place of mourning.

07-13-2012, 10:28 AM
Will they raise the cost of a drink even more due to the lack of clientele?

Flip Tanneflop
07-13-2012, 11:36 AM
Why not. Funeral homes are the dirtiest businesses ever. If youre going to rape people during the worst times of their lives and take advantage why not throw in overcharging them for coffee as well?

07-13-2012, 12:30 PM
Thats pretty awesome..You hope that everyone would be pretty high on caffine and not cry during the funeral..I wonder if they have Pa system and in the middle of a eulogy they are like..Steve your Iced Chai Tea Latte' is ready..

07-13-2012, 01:51 PM
That's like in UHF where the funeral home adds the "all-you-can eat" salad bar.

Funny ****.

07-13-2012, 02:57 PM
**** the Buck's I want booze. I always drink when I'm sad or happy or in between.

07-13-2012, 03:39 PM
This is a great idea for gothic hipsters.

07-13-2012, 05:45 PM
Definitely won't be any conformists around there.