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JCane
07-25-2012, 11:58 PM
:idk:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/fei-lin-penis_n_1699017.html


"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2012/07/jags-1.gif

PhinsPhan11
07-26-2012, 12:07 AM
How the **** do you not feel that?!?

Dolfan3773
07-26-2012, 06:02 AM
:bobdole:

PhinzN703
07-26-2012, 09:42 AM
Jeremy Lin is that you?

NY8123
07-26-2012, 11:44 AM
Brings new meaning to the term Dickless.

cbreeden
07-26-2012, 12:52 PM
I've heard of shark fin soup but this is ridiculous! :err:

Noodle Arm
07-26-2012, 01:33 PM
Hey guys, great news! Just got a new penis. Bought it from some dude in an alleyway (kind of sketchy) but it's in good working order. Impressed?

NY8123
07-26-2012, 02:08 PM
Hey guys, great news! Just got a new penis. Bought it from some dude in an alleyway (kind of sketchy) but it's in good working order. Impressed?

No because it isn't an African penis.

cbreeden
07-26-2012, 02:38 PM
No because it isn't an African penis.

What is the air-speed velocity of an African penis?

NY8123
07-26-2012, 02:43 PM
What is the air-speed velocity of an African penis?

V = d/t

SuavePhin
07-26-2012, 03:34 PM
Man that was a D*ck move by those thieves

cbreeden
07-26-2012, 03:58 PM
V = d/t

You misunderstood.....see below

Where'd you get the coconuts?
A : We found them.
S #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
A : What do you mean?
S #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
A : The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
S #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
A : Not at all. They could be carried.
S #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
A: It could grip it by the husk!
S #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
A: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
S #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
A: Please!
S #1: Am I right?
A: I'm not interested!
S #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
S #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
S #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
A: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
S #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
S #2: Oh, yeah...
S #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...

CedarPhin
07-26-2012, 05:31 PM
He has no balls.

Filthy Fin
07-26-2012, 10:17 PM
Did this happen in Bangkok? Wouldn't it be so much funnier if it did!