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JC
08-22-2012, 01:33 AM
Serious **** guys.


New York Jets football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white, powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Rex Ryan immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensics experts determined that the white substance unknown to the player was the goal line. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

endorPHINS72
08-22-2012, 01:36 AM
Different versions of this joke started popping up right after 9/11.

sharp
08-22-2012, 01:36 AM
haha good one, i actually heard this joke about the phins a couple years ago, while angry, found it hilarious

KTOWNFINFAN
08-22-2012, 01:43 AM
Serious **** guys.


New York Jets football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white, powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Rex Ryan immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensics experts determined that the white substance unknown to the player was the goal line. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.LOL your brave.

WVDolphan
08-22-2012, 01:45 AM
Different versions of this joke started popping up right after 9/11.

More like 1911. I heard this joke in the 80s no kidding. There were anthrax in envelopes scares around long before 9/11.

Good one though JC.

Djavelin
08-22-2012, 01:54 AM
When I read it the first time it was about the whinners. Still is funny.

oasis
08-22-2012, 02:02 AM
With no field to play on and footballs potentially contaminated by the powdery substance, the team resorted to fist pump drills inside the weight room.

ramja
08-30-2012, 01:38 PM
Given the arrest records of so many players in pro sports these days, I'm surprised the DEA wasn't called in to investigate the "white, powdery substance". LOL

DphinBillkiller
08-30-2012, 01:46 PM
Old but still funny! :brewskis:

CalDolFan1014
08-30-2012, 04:39 PM
White, powdery substance? :ponder: Are you sure it wasn't from the box of powdered donuts Rex Ryan eats after every practice?

Filthy Fin
08-31-2012, 10:04 AM
Good thing they didn't test all the white powder in the locker room!