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Dolphins9954
09-05-2012, 10:25 PM
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GoonBoss
09-05-2012, 10:36 PM
It's reasonable.

Spesh
09-05-2012, 11:02 PM
Only 1000 years of antichrist darkness due to our socialist president?

Sounds like Chuck is going easy on Obama. Thank you Norris' for holding back and being fair and balanced with your prediction.

Dolphins9954
09-05-2012, 11:06 PM
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phins_4_ever
09-05-2012, 11:30 PM
Boy, what drugs are they all on?

1000 years of darkness?
Do they actually believe that or did they get paid to say that?

I feel the need to 'pound' some 'socialism' into his wife Geena though. For late 40s she ain't that bad looking.

As a punishment I will call Chuck Norris only by his real name from now on: Carlos Norris.

Spesh
09-05-2012, 11:42 PM
Wouldnt 1000 years of darkness be considered global climate change?

And here i was told that didnt exist.

phins_4_ever
09-05-2012, 11:48 PM
Wouldnt 1000 years of darkness be considered global climate change?

And here i was told that didnt exist.

It didn't until Obama became President. It must be Obama's fault. You know how those Kenyan Muslim Socialists are.
Oh, and Al Gore. Let's not forget Al Gore.

Gonzo
09-05-2012, 11:57 PM
Isn't that what we keep Chuck Norris around for? 1000 years of antichrist darkness is just a Chuck Norris nap.

NY8123
09-06-2012, 08:24 AM
Chuck Norris is so tough he wants 1000 years of Anti Christ to come so he can finally have a real challenger to beat on!

Tunaphish429
09-06-2012, 08:55 AM
I love this stuff!!!

RockyMtnPhinfan
09-06-2012, 09:00 AM
How ever long it may be, Chuck Norris' hair will survive.........that rug can't be real.

WOW, are they for real? That's some crazy right wing evangelical bull**** if i ever heard it. It's honestly no better than some jihadist spewing insanity about THEIR manifest destiny, just at the other end of the bat **** crazy spectrum.