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Dovahkiin
10-18-2012, 12:19 PM
This morning I had my secretary book a trip for myself and my family to Washington, DC to see the inauguration parade of the 45th President of the United States, Willard Mitt Romney. What a glorious January day that will be as the motorcade takes the savior of this great nation to his rightful spot at the White House. Got a room at the Hay Adams for the corporate rate of $800 a night. Gonna stay a full week and do the inauguration parade as well as a couple of Washington, DC tours. Kiddos will love that. Spent a little over $17,000 in total. No big deal, Mitt will help put it right back in my pocket soon enough and I'll figure out a way to write it off as a business expense when I get back and have a meeting with my Finance Director. Can't wait to get all of these great tax breaks over the next four years. Anyhoo, sucks for all of the poors in this country who will have to go back to work soon. Maybe when the economy rebounds I can expand my business and give a second chance to some of those unemployed goobers out there.

JamesBW43
10-18-2012, 12:34 PM
Now you`re just trying too hard.

Dovahkiin
10-18-2012, 12:38 PM
Now you`re just trying too hard.

Maybe you should try harder so that you have nice things as well.

Ilovemyfins4eva
10-18-2012, 01:24 PM
This morning I had my secretary book a trip for myself and my family to Washington, DC to see the inauguration parade of the 45th President of the United States, Willard Mitt Romney. What a glorious January day that will be as the motorcade takes the savior of this great nation to his rightful spot at the White House. Got a room at the Hay Adams for the corporate rate of $800 a night. Gonna stay a full week and do the inauguration parade as well as a couple of Washington, DC tours. Kiddos will love that. Spent a little over $17,000 in total. No big deal, Mitt will help put it right back in my pocket soon enough and I'll figure out a way to write it off as a business expense when I get back and have a meeting with my Finance Director. Can't wait to get all of these great tax breaks over the next four years. Anyhoo, sucks for all of the poors in this country who will have to go back to work soon. Maybe when the economy rebounds I can expand my business and give a second chance to some of those unemployed goobers out there.:lol::lol: keep up the good work man

TheWalrus
10-18-2012, 02:31 PM
Maybe you should try harder so that you have nice things as well.

:lol:

Tetragrammaton
10-18-2012, 02:34 PM
Best fake account ever.

phins_4_ever
10-18-2012, 03:22 PM
This morning I had my secretary book a trip for myself and my family to Washington, DC to see the inauguration parade of the 45th President of the United States, Willard Mitt Romney. What a glorious January day that will be as the motorcade takes the savior of this great nation to his rightful spot at the White House. Got a room at the Hay Adams for the corporate rate of $800 a night. Gonna stay a full week and do the inauguration parade as well as a couple of Washington, DC tours. Kiddos will love that. Spent a little over $17,000 in total. No big deal, Mitt will help put it right back in my pocket soon enough and I'll figure out a way to write it off as a business expense when I get back and have a meeting with my Finance Director. Can't wait to get all of these great tax breaks over the next four years. Anyhoo, sucks for all of the poors in this country who will have to go back to work soon. Maybe when the economy rebounds I can expand my business and give a second chance to some of those unemployed goobers out there.

Ohhhhh another virtual millionaire. Can I borrow some virtual dollars at 30%?????

WVDolphan
10-18-2012, 10:37 PM
This morning I had my secretary book a trip for myself and my family to Washington, DC to see the inauguration parade of the 45th President of the United States, Willard Mitt Romney. What a glorious January day that will be as the motorcade takes the savior of this great nation to his rightful spot at the White House. Got a room at the Hay Adams for the corporate rate of $800 a night. Gonna stay a full week and do the inauguration parade as well as a couple of Washington, DC tours. Kiddos will love that. Spent a little over $17,000 in total. No big deal, Mitt will help put it right back in my pocket soon enough and I'll figure out a way to write it off as a business expense when I get back and have a meeting with my Finance Director. Can't wait to get all of these great tax breaks over the next four years. Anyhoo, sucks for all of the poors in this country who will have to go back to work soon. Maybe when the economy rebounds I can expand my business and give a second chance to some of those unemployed goobers out there.

Awesome. I may go as well. Probably just for the day. But, I may stay at the Holiday Inn or something. It will pay for itself with the money we save over the first year on health care. I will save on the cost of bottled water for the 5 hour drive by drinking the tears of the poors. There will be plenty to keep me refreshed.

Cant wait till Romney gets oil and especially coal cranking again. Gas prices will drop. More people around these parts will have some money to spend. Romney is going to destroy windmills and costly solar energy bull**** deals. Its going to be great. My electric bill will probably be $50 less a month. Its going to be great.

COphinphan89
10-18-2012, 11:25 PM
This morning I had my secretary book a trip for myself and my family to Washington, DC to see the inauguration parade of the 45th President of the United States, Willard Mitt Romney. What a glorious January day that will be as the motorcade takes the savior of this great nation to his rightful spot at the White House. Got a room at the Hay Adams for the corporate rate of $800 a night. Gonna stay a full week and do the inauguration parade as well as a couple of Washington, DC tours. Kiddos will love that. Spent a little over $17,000 in total. No big deal, Mitt will help put it right back in my pocket soon enough and I'll figure out a way to write it off as a business expense when I get back and have a meeting with my Finance Director. Can't wait to get all of these great tax breaks over the next four years. Anyhoo, sucks for all of the poors in this country who will have to go back to work soon. Maybe when the economy rebounds I can expand my business and give a second chance to some of those unemployed goobers out there.
Good for you. You deserve it simply for being an example for all the poors out there, most of whom don't know any better. I was walking to my car tonight and I saw a poor making his bed on his backpack and a sweater out in a field. I laughed. Why people like that can't be more like you, I'll never understand.

WVDolphan
10-18-2012, 11:38 PM
Good for you. You deserve it simply for being an example for all the poors out there, most of whom don't know any better. I was walking to my car tonight and I saw a poor making his bed on his backpack and a sweater out in a field. I laughed. Why people like that can't be more like you, I'll never understand.

Well, obviously they will never be like Dovahkiin. Few people are that intelligent and savy. But, a little effort can go a long way.

Dovahkiin
10-19-2012, 08:44 AM
Ohhhhh another virtual millionaire. Can I borrow some virtual dollars at 30%?????

Yes because it's just sooooo unheard of that millionaires have computers, iPads and can access message boards. You act like millionaires can only be seen on your 32" Vizio in outstanding 720poor.

Sent From My iPhone 5

WVDolphan
10-19-2012, 08:55 AM
Yes because it's just sooooo unheard of that millionaires have computers, iPads and can access message boards. You act like millionaires can only be seen on your 32" Vizio in outstanding 720poor.

Sent From My iPhone 5

:lol:

phins_4_ever
10-19-2012, 01:31 PM
Yes because it's just sooooo unheard of that millionaires have computers, iPads and can access message boards. You act like millionaires can only be seen on your 32" Vizio in outstanding 720poor.

Sent From My iPhone 5

32"????!!!!!!!
My food stamps and Wal-Mart coupons only got me 22" Vizio. Cheaters.

Send from my Ericsson T28 World

NY8123
10-19-2012, 01:40 PM
Awesome. I may go as well. Probably just for the day. But, I may stay at the Holiday Inn or something. It will pay for itself with the money we save over the first year on health care. I will save on the cost of bottled water for the 5 hour drive by drinking the tears of the poors. There will be plenty to keep me refreshed.

Cant wait till Romney gets oil and especially coal cranking again. Gas prices will drop. More people around these parts will have some money to spend. Romney is going to destroy windmills and costly solar energy bull**** deals. Its going to be great. My electric bill will probably be $50 less a month. Its going to be great.

**** just stay at a Holiday Inn Express and run for president. You'll win and be the guest of honor.

phins_4_ever
11-21-2012, 06:39 PM
This morning I had my secretary book a trip for myself and my family to Washington, DC to see the inauguration parade of the 45th President of the United States, Willard Mitt Romney. What a glorious January day that will be as the motorcade takes the savior of this great nation to his rightful spot at the White House. Got a room at the Hay Adams for the corporate rate of $800 a night. Gonna stay a full week and do the inauguration parade as well as a couple of Washington, DC tours. Kiddos will love that. Spent a little over $17,000 in total. No big deal, Mitt will help put it right back in my pocket soon enough and I'll figure out a way to write it off as a business expense when I get back and have a meeting with my Finance Director. Can't wait to get all of these great tax breaks over the next four years. Anyhoo, sucks for all of the poors in this country who will have to go back to work soon. Maybe when the economy rebounds I can expand my business and give a second chance to some of those unemployed goobers out there.

Time to donate this trip to the poor.