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MadDog 88
12-30-2012, 05:25 PM
It is only fitting that there is a thread to recap what will probably be remembered as the most pathetic cluster**** of a season in the history of the NFL. A small spot in cyber space to fondly remember what could never possibly repeat itself. Of course I am talking about the 2012 New York Jets.

Before the season started I told Junc the Jets would battle the Bills for the basement. You can imagine his reaction. Of course Junc will tell us that the Bills finish 4th because of the tie breaker :lol:

Next year will be worse as they will struggle to win 6 games. I hope they bring back that entire crew of misfits to coach and play so the laughs can continue.

jetsattack
12-30-2012, 07:57 PM
congrats on the 7-9 season!!!

5 losing seasons in a row......you guys are a juggernaut!!!

you must be the guy with the glass house and a bucket full of rocks

DisturbedShifty
12-30-2012, 08:31 PM
congrats on the 7-9 season!!!

5 losing seasons in a row......you guys are a juggernaut!!!

you must be the guy with the glass house and a bucket full of rocks
That would be NYjunc.

J. David Wannyheimer
12-30-2012, 08:57 PM
Honestly, this clown car wreck is the best thing that could have happened to the Jets. They are going to clean house and there's a chance they will bring in someone competent.

But for a moment, let's forget all of that and just enjoy the sheer spectacle of everything. Rex Ryan being a big fat idiot, Sanchez, the buttfumble, Santurdio Holmes, shipping their awful RT off on the eve of the season for St. Louis's awful RT, Sparano, Westhoff getting clowned on by Darren Rizzi and then retiring a loser, Sparano again, Tebow, the Wildcat, Greg McElroy getting sacked 11 times, Revis breaking a leg, and of course, Sparano one last time.

jared81
12-30-2012, 09:14 PM
congrats on the 7-9 season!!!

5 losing seasons in a row......you guys are a juggernaut!!!

you must be the guy with the glass house and a bucket full of rocks

You must be the douche that disappears every time we beat your teams ass. Play like a jet!

Flip Tanneflop
12-30-2012, 10:08 PM
Honestly, this clown car wreck is the best thing that could have happened to the Jets. They are going to clean house and there's a chance they will bring in someone competent.

But for a moment, let's forget all of that and just enjoy the sheer spectacle of everything. Rex Ryan being a big fat idiot, Sanchez, the buttfumble, Santurdio Holmes, shipping their awful RT off on the eve of the season for St. Louis's awful RT, Sparano, Westhoff getting clowned on by Darren Rizzi and then retiring a loser, Sparano again, Tebow, the Wildcat, Greg McElroy getting sacked 11 times, Revis breaking a leg, and of course, Sparano one last time.

:rotfl1:

Dont forget the Tebow debacle, the leaks to the media from the locker room all year, and of course....... Tony Sparano AGAIN!!! :lol:

J. David Wannyheimer
12-30-2012, 10:15 PM
The whole Tebow saga made it so much better because there was constant media spotlight on the Jets. Honestly, that team was so bad that the media outlets might have forgotten about them completely and opted to focus on the Giants' struggles, but the Tebow story kept the Jets on the front page and in prime time all year.

As a Dolphins fan, I can honestly say that the best gift I got all year was the Jets decision to trade for Tim Tebow. Well, I mean other than hiring Sparano. That goes without saying. I still can't believe that actually happened.

Bingit
12-30-2012, 10:46 PM
congrats on the 7-9 season!!!

5 losing seasons in a row......you guys are a juggernaut!!!

you must be the guy with the glass house and a bucket full of rocks

4 losing seasons in a row thank you very much! Lol!!

BleedinGreenNC
12-30-2012, 11:11 PM
Yay for the Dolphins, you finished one game ahead of this clown show. Have fun with that one.

uk_dolfan
12-30-2012, 11:17 PM
Revis was kept on the active roster so he would be avaliable for the superbowl... I wonder how that is working out?

MadDog 88
12-30-2012, 11:51 PM
congrats on the 7-9 season!!!

5 losing seasons in a row......you guys are a juggernaut!!!

you must be the guy with the glass house and a bucket full of rocks
The anger in this post makes it even better. :lol:

BleedinGreenNC
12-30-2012, 11:57 PM
Revis was kept on the active roster so he would be avaliable for the superbowl... I wonder how that is working out?

How is another season of missing the playoffs working out for you? Stick to Futbol.

MadDog 88
12-30-2012, 11:59 PM
How is another season of missing the playoffs working out for you? Stick to Futbol.You mad bro? :lol:

TheWalrus
12-31-2012, 12:27 AM
It's hard to make a joke about the Jets when you can't even get to the punchline without making like five more jokes. The whole thing's a joke. The only unfunny part of it is that it looks it's going to end.

Which is sad.

DisturbedShifty
12-31-2012, 12:33 AM
Yay for the Dolphins, you finished one game ahead of this clown show. Have fun with that one.

You know what? The whole finishing one game ahead of the Jets wouldn't even be brought up if it wasn't our local Jets homer. He kept saying it will be SO funny when Miami finishes behind he Jets. If it hadn't been for him, no one would be pointing out records. They would just be pointing out the implosion of the Jets as a whole.

Forgive my spelling. This was sent from my phone.

BleedinGreenNC
12-31-2012, 12:38 AM
You mad bro? :lol:

U mad?

uk_dolfan
12-31-2012, 12:42 AM
How is another season of missing the playoffs working out for you? Stick to Futbol.

Quite positive thanks - always had realisic ambitions which never featured the playoffs but we did make significant progress and went from being the worst team in the division to the second best. We didnt set ourselves up for a fall unlike other sides.


Sitting on a Dolphins forum after another tough Jets loss. Life in general not going well these days mate?

Flip Tanneflop
12-31-2012, 01:06 AM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do yourself a HUGE FAVOR and WATCH THIS VIDEO!!!!!!!!

http://deadspin.com/5972115/tony-sparanos-exit-plays-out-like-worlds-saddest-horse-race

:lol2:

Im telling you those guys on the Jests postgame on SNY CLOWN the Jests so hard. I hate I missed it today. I wish we wouldve played at 1pm so I couldve watched the Jests postgame today.

TONY SPARANO :rotfl1: :lol: :sidelol:

J. David Wannyheimer
12-31-2012, 01:28 AM
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do yourself a HUGE FAVOR and WATCH THIS VIDEO!!!!!!!!

http://deadspin.com/5972115/tony-sparanos-exit-plays-out-like-worlds-saddest-horse-race

:lol2:

Im telling you those guys on the Jests postgame on SNY CLOWN the Jests so hard. I hate I missed it today. I wish we wouldve played at 1pm so I couldve watched the Jests postgame today.

TONY SPARANO :rotfl1: :lol: :sidelol:


This is amazing.

BleedinGreenNC
12-31-2012, 01:40 AM
Quite positive thanks - always had realisic ambitions which never featured the playoffs but we did make significant progress and went from being the worst team in the division to the second best. We didnt set ourselves up for a fall unlike other sides.


Sitting on a Dolphins forum after another tough Jets loss. Life in general not going well these days mate?

Been here a lot longer on here than you "mate"

JCane
12-31-2012, 02:21 AM
How is another season of missing the playoffs working out for you? Stick to Futbol.


The Dolphins ****ing suck. We are Goddamn terrible and it pisses me off to no end.

But at least we have the brains to understand that much.

The Jets will be REAL good next season, right?

Vaark
12-31-2012, 09:12 AM
The New York Red-Headed Stepchild's own Insane Clown Posse version.

MadDog 88
12-31-2012, 11:11 AM
Tannenbaum has been fired but Rex stays. Awesome we get another season of the big top. Good luck finding a quality GM because he cant bring in his own staff.

Woody Johnson is a ****ing idiot.

Jetsfan89
12-31-2012, 11:53 AM
This season has been a total disgrace and heads will (and already are) roll because of it. It's totally unacceptable.Funny thing is this is like a typical Dolphins season. It least record wise...

TheWalrus
12-31-2012, 11:55 AM
Tannenbaum has been fired but Rex stays. Awesome we get another season of the big top. Good luck finding a quality GM because he cant bring in his own staff.

Woody Johnson is a ****ing idiot.

How great would it be if they took that bumble**** Brian Gaine off our hands?

J. David Wannyheimer
12-31-2012, 12:25 PM
Lol Rex is coming back. This is too good. Tannenbaum has at least shown that he can assemble playoff teams in the past, Rex has shown only that he can run a three ring circus.