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signman
01-04-2013, 07:37 AM
Cannot make this **** up. Wow. http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/tatted-rex-kinky-ink-wife-likeness-sanchez-jersey-article-1.1232856


http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2013/01/rexryanjetstattoobeach-1.jpg

Phin-o-rama
01-04-2013, 07:52 AM
No way

Ben Had
01-04-2013, 08:29 AM
I bet he has NYJUNC on the other arm:ponder:

Vaark
01-04-2013, 08:41 AM
As far as that inbred white trash Ryan family goes, I wouldn't have been surprised if it also featured one of Bart Scott's appendages embedded deeply in her mouth. :idk:

DeeperImage
01-04-2013, 08:44 AM
Mike and Mike (I was listening on the way in to work on the radio) mentioned she was Tebowing but now that I see the picture it doesn't appear to be the case. I hope this is a real Tat and not just a gag by Rex.

DisturbedShifty
01-04-2013, 08:51 AM
You know. I can understand having a tattoo of someone you love. Your mom, kids, grandparent. But what does this say about Sanchez?

Forgive my spelling. This was sent from my phone.

ryanosaur2000
01-04-2013, 08:56 AM
This is one of the most ridiculous things I have even seen. Firstly, the tattoo itself is horribly done and secondly, it's of his wife wearing the jersey of an awful QB...whilst "Tebowing". Truly mind-boggling.

Chubby
01-04-2013, 08:59 AM
Well they do say that you are married to the QB you choose.

Slim
01-04-2013, 09:08 AM
Bit surprised she wasn't wearing a Nick Folk jersey given Rex's proclivity to enjoying a nice foot.

tommyp
01-04-2013, 09:15 AM
Bit surprised she wasn't wearing a Nick Folk jersey given Rex's proclivity to enjoying a nice foot.



Hey Junc,, you must be soooooo proud of the face of your franchise... why does woody keep this fool.. go ahead, lets hear your defense of him

JMarino
01-04-2013, 09:37 AM
Explains a lot really. I was wondering why the hell he's keeping horrible Sanchez in at QB. He doesn't want his tattoo to be wrong.

dolpns13
01-04-2013, 09:37 AM
Wow. Surprisingly the tattoos feet arent oversized

JCane
01-04-2013, 09:40 AM
This is insane if this is real.

:lol:

finomenal
01-04-2013, 09:43 AM
Hey Junc,, you must be soooooo proud of the face of your franchise... why does woody keep this fool.. go ahead, lets hear your defense of him

2 AFC Championship appearances.

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This is insane if this is real.

:lol:

He can't really be that stupid, can he? I'm calling BS until I get confirmation. :lol: ...but then again he is a Ryan.

Vaark
01-04-2013, 10:03 AM
Duh, no wonder why Wrecks wouldn't bench his obvious bi no longer-so-curious squeeze. :idk:

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2013/01/285abd25e7344c8455222fc71371daa4-1.jpg

Harry_Bagpipe
01-04-2013, 10:19 AM
Lol. Guess we know who's starting next year. Unfortunately there's no way Vegas gives me 8.5 wins again. Oh well, the awesome thing is we get another year of the Sanchez sh!t show where football hilarity ensues.

flynryan15
01-04-2013, 10:32 AM
Roflmao! Seriously wtf? That is beyond bizarre, but I think what's worse is Rex without his shirt on. To bad this thread got moved of the main board so quick it has Thread Of The year potential in week one.

Daytona Fin
01-04-2013, 10:41 AM
When I first read about I thought temporary tattoo. But now that I have seen the tat, I regress. It is logical for rex to get this tat. People get tat's of things that are close to themselves and I have no doubts that rex makes his wife go doggy style wearing a sanchez jersey ( a guy can fantasize, right?).

Hayden Fox
01-04-2013, 10:45 AM
No wonder he always has long sleeves on during games.

Harry_Bagpipe
01-04-2013, 10:46 AM
Reminds me of those tattoos people get of their girlfriends pic and than regret it after they breakup. Not sure if the tat is permanent but if both him and mark are off the jets after next season it's gonna be pretty funny.

DphinBillkiller
01-04-2013, 10:48 AM
Now that's creepy!

Avigatorx
01-04-2013, 11:07 AM
Looks like she is missing her left hand, and I don't even wanna know what that is between her legs....

Daytona Fin
01-04-2013, 11:10 AM
I can't wait until the circus is done filming. I wonder if the film will make it to cannes? They should call it the dumb diary.

MadDog 88
01-04-2013, 11:18 AM
It has gotten to a point where it's no longer funny. Rex is a pathetic buffoon and I feel for some Jets fans. I know how disappointed I would be if our coach was this disrespectful to himself and his wife.

NY8123
01-04-2013, 11:20 AM
If you told me that at the start of the season that the Jets would implode and struggle I'd of said, OK that's not news.

Now if you'd have told me that at seasons end we would have seen 1) Sanchez ass fumble 2) Sanchez benched for the 3rd string QB 3) Fireman Ed resign 4) Sparano **** canned 5) Tannenbaum **** canned 6) Ryan hold his nose and threaten to resign and 7) Rayn tattooed with his wife's likeness with a Sanchez jersey, I would have said no way all those magical things happen in one season.

I'll give Kinky Inky some credit, when he goes down, he goes down in a way that makes the Hindenburg look like a balloon popping.

Daytona Fin
01-04-2013, 11:33 AM
Gangrene has grabbed their pitchforks and torches and is ready to riot against the media.:lol:

Vaark
01-04-2013, 11:40 AM
If you told me that at the start of the season that the Jets would implode and struggle I'd of said, OK that's not news.

Now if you'd have told me that at seasons end we would have seen 1) Sanchez ass fumble 2) Sanchez benched for the 3rd string QB 3) Fireman Ed resign 4) Sparano **** canned 5) Tannenbaum **** canned 6) Ryan hold his nose and threaten to resign and 7) Rayn tattooed with his wife's likeness with a Sanchez jersey, I would have said no way all those magical things happen in one season.

I'll give Kinky Inky some credit, when he goes down, he goes down in a way that makes the Hindenburg look like a balloon popping.

don't overlook that she also appears to be "teblowing"

WVDolphan
01-04-2013, 11:43 AM
Comedy GOLD!

JCane
01-04-2013, 11:46 AM
Next thing we'll find out is that he has a tattoo of a cheeseburger with beautiful feet on his penis.

flynryan15
01-04-2013, 12:12 PM
Kinky Inky! Bahahahahaha NY8123 that's brilliant!

J. David Wannyheimer
01-04-2013, 12:22 PM
Holy **** this is amazing. I'm dying over here.

JEDIJ007
01-04-2013, 12:54 PM
http://deadspin.com/5973093/rex-ryan-has-a-tattoo-of-his-wife-wearing-a-mark-sanchez-jersey

THis is ****ing funny as hell.

TheJetsBlow
01-04-2013, 01:06 PM
Roflmfao!!!!

CalDolFan1014
01-04-2013, 01:20 PM
:sidelol: Wow, just wow!

TheWalrus
01-04-2013, 01:21 PM
The Jets are a comedy show of unlimited encores. You think they're gonna stop making you laugh, then they come out again and top themselves. How can you not love these guys?

nyjunc
01-04-2013, 01:26 PM
Rex, Rex, Rex. It's never a dull moment w/ him around.

Nublar7
01-04-2013, 01:48 PM
It is a good thing Sanchez is a good quarterback, otherwise a Sanchez jersey on his arm would be even more ridiculous. Oh wait....

flynryan15
01-04-2013, 01:56 PM
I couldn't resist


http://forums.theganggreen.com/showthread.php?t=76384

JCane
01-04-2013, 02:00 PM
Rex, Rex, Rex. It's never a dull moment w/ him around.

You guys become more and more similar by the day it seems.

Canadianfishfan
01-04-2013, 02:29 PM
You just know Ryans wife wears more than Sanchez's Jersey.

Secondly, I would LOVE to hear NYJ player reactions to this!

-=DolfanDave=-
01-04-2013, 02:36 PM
"thats nothing. Brandon Moore has a life-sized tattoo of Mark Sanchez on his butt."

Lmao!

flynryan15
01-04-2013, 02:39 PM
Roflmao! Seriously wtf? That is beyond bizarre, but I think what's worse is Rex without his shirt on. To bad this thread got moved of the main board so quick it has Thread Of The year potential in week one.


"thats nothing. Brandon Moore has a life-sized tattoo of Mark Sanchez on his butt."

Lmao!

It's more like a waffle branding from a facemask

PhinzN703
01-04-2013, 02:54 PM
I hope to hell that tattoo is fake. If not, he needs to get an arm transplant b/c that's the weakest **** I've ever seen.

J. David Wannyheimer
01-04-2013, 03:00 PM
I couldn't resist


http://forums.theganggreen.com/showthread.php?t=76384


That thread is amazing. My favorite post:

"Tebow: I'll do anything you want coach
Rex: Bang my wife, wildcat style while she calls you football Jesus.
Tebow: What?
Rex: You heard me, get in there godboy.
Tebow: I want out.
Rex: Oh you want out of the wildcat? Next man up, get in there Kerley.
Kerley: Sure thing (signals for fair catch). "

Mike13
01-04-2013, 03:16 PM
And here I thought nothing was funnier than the Jets being stuck with Marky Mark for one more season of total ****.

phins_4_ever
01-04-2013, 03:30 PM
Maybe Rex's wife likes some hot sauce Mexican Style. :lol:

Now, I don't know what is more disturbing:

a) the vision that Rex pretends to be Mark while doing his wife and she screams "Yes Mark, oh yes Mark"
b) have Sanchez bang his wife while Rex is sucking on Mark's toes
c) Rex maybe having this tattoo done because he is hot for both and doing both.

Technically I don't care what anybody does in private and who is banging who and which toes are being sucked first. But if this tattoo is real then Rex has to do a lot of explaining to do. Why would any coach have the number of any player in whatever shape or form tattooed on him? Where does that leave the rest of the team? Couldn't he have a tattoo of his wife in a negligee or something?

Maybe there is a deeper reason that Mark was not benched earlier. Maybe as deep as Mrs Ryan is. :lol:

The Jets are just a comedy club.:D

miamipdmachine
01-04-2013, 05:19 PM
This guy is just a straight up freak!!



http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/no-really-rex-ryan-tattoo-wife-wearing-mark-152814487--nfl.html

PASQUALE
01-04-2013, 05:49 PM
No wonder he kept Sancheez in for so long he's got a thing for him wow this is bizarre. I think Sexy Rexy is doing some threesomes. Marky Mark had some paydirt on him. :lol:

PhinzN703
01-04-2013, 06:24 PM
This thread already exists. I'll merge it over.

fisi
01-04-2013, 06:43 PM
IMAGINE IF THEY GET MIKE VICK NEXT YEAR



http://aol.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2013-01-04/rex-ryan-tattoo-photo-pictures-wife-mark-sanchez-new-york-jets-daily-news

state06
01-04-2013, 07:04 PM
oh.my.god.

foozool13
01-04-2013, 07:08 PM
No way its real.

finsizzel
01-04-2013, 07:56 PM
wow.....................all i have right now.

72champagne
01-04-2013, 07:57 PM
jets source says he's had it for years. i'm on the espn boards having a blast.

cltchperf
01-05-2013, 12:47 AM
the obsessive love nyjunc has for sanchez and delusional dedication and support....he probably has the same one...on his lower back

LVFinsFan
01-05-2013, 02:01 AM
Thank goodness they never showed shulas marino tramp stamp.