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Scrap
04-08-2004, 01:56 PM
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog reply's, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?," the man asks.
"Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas."
They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?"
The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette."
Upon approaching the roulette table, the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?"
The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful".

I don't remember the rest, but I promise it was funny.
:lol:

inFINSible
04-08-2004, 02:38 PM
:angry:

Scrap
04-08-2004, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by inFINSible
:angry: Gotcha.:lol: I do this to my coworkers all the time. I copy and paste everything but the punchline.The longer the joke...the better.

BigFinFan
04-08-2004, 02:50 PM
:roflmao:

DolphinDevil28
04-08-2004, 03:10 PM
That's just like when you're about to take a picture, you tell the person or group, "OK, on the count of three" and then you say "one", and take the picture. They are befuddled.

t2thejz
04-08-2004, 03:16 PM
hah good thing went to the end first..Usuelly a bad habit not this time

Scrap
04-08-2004, 03:27 PM
I like to go to WalMart, drop rubbers in peoples carts, and sit back and watch them notice at the checkout counter.

go_fins
04-08-2004, 03:41 PM
I know the rest....
the frog says "ribbit, kiss me"
the man says "well, you did win me all this money and I had a great golf game, it's the least I could do", so the man kissed the frog on the head and the frog turns into this beautiful :eek: sixteen year old, blonde girl.
"Your honor, this is how that sixteen year old girl ended up in my room, so help me God, or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton"

WACKA, WACKA, WACKA....

Scrap
04-08-2004, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by go_fins
I know the rest....
the frog says "ribbit, kiss me"
the man says "well, you did win me all this money and I had a great golf game, it's the least I could do", so the man kissed the frog on the head and the frog turns into this beautiful :eek: sixteen year old, blonde girl.
"Your honor, this is how that sixteen year old girl ended up in my room, so help me God, or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton"

WACKA, WACKA, WACKA....

Okay, you got me.....I never actually read the joke. I still haven't read the part that I posted.:DI just did a search for "long jokes", copied part of one, and pasted.

baccarat
04-08-2004, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by Scrap
I like to go to WalMart, drop rubbers in peoples carts, and sit back and watch them notice at the checkout counter.

:lol: really? that's good but how about tying rocks to seagulls' legs and chucking them into the ocean? Filthy, bloody birds! I hate em'.

Scrap
04-09-2004, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by baccarat


:lol: really? that's good but how about tying rocks to seagulls' legs and chucking them into the ocean? Filthy, bloody birds! I hate em'. That's a bit hardcore for me.

Snickersbps
04-10-2004, 04:25 AM
i remember, when I was just a wee lad, my step dad said he'd pay me $100 if I caught one of them seagulls. To this day I have yet to catch one, so how you got rocks around their legs is beyond me.

I heard though, if you tie a string around a hot dog, the 'guls swallow it whole(along with the string) and you can reel em in...never tried it though

JPhinfan86
04-13-2004, 05:45 AM
Originally posted by Scrap
I like to go to WalMart, drop rubbers in peoples carts, and sit back and watch them notice at the checkout counter.

Lol, that would be friggin' hilarious. :lol: