04-09-2004, 01:18 AM
After just being married, the Groom noticed every day his new wife would put Talcolm powder in his underwear. After about a year, the man went to his wife and said, sweety, I know you love me, and dont want me to get raw and chaff down there, but honestly, I'm alright and I wish you would stop using the Talcom Powder in my shorts. To this the new wife replied, Honey I love you , but thats not Talcolm Powder I have beenputting in your underwear, its MIRACLE GROW !!!!!!