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Sniper
05-10-2002, 03:12 PM
Let's keep this going...:lol:

a lobotomy and...

Sniper
05-10-2002, 03:24 PM
I thought this game would have been popular over here at this website... sheesh.. no reponses yet...

...live in a trailer

and..

MOULDSROCKS
05-10-2002, 08:10 PM
marry my grandmother

and....

MOULDSROCKS
05-10-2002, 08:10 PM
drink a can of paint-thinner

and...

MOULDSROCKS
05-10-2002, 08:11 PM
wear a wedding dress

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dolfan87
05-10-2002, 08:13 PM
Smack the Bills around twice a year...

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Capt. Dick
05-10-2002, 08:18 PM
Learn grammer....check your 1st post Sniper. If you can figure that one out, maybe we can talk.

oops.....2nd post.

MOULDSROCKS
05-10-2002, 08:19 PM
"prefer the company of men"

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Capt. Dick
05-10-2002, 08:22 PM
marry 2 legged women.

dolfan87
05-10-2002, 08:22 PM
....who also hate the Bills...

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Capt. Dick
05-10-2002, 08:26 PM
feel the need to laugh at bills fans.

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Dolfan984
05-10-2002, 08:30 PM
Sack Drew Bledsoe

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MOULDSROCKS
05-10-2002, 08:33 PM
whine, piss, and bitch like little spoiled girls

and...

dolfan87
05-10-2002, 08:35 PM
knock him into retirement...

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Capt. Dick
05-10-2002, 08:41 PM
I`m tired guys...take up the slack.

MOULDSROCKS
05-10-2002, 08:41 PM
live in your own waste

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dolfan87
05-10-2002, 08:46 PM
spank the Bills worse at their own house then at home...

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MOULDSROCKS
05-10-2002, 08:51 PM
get excited about Jamie Nails.... and other leftovers from the Bills

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Dozerdog
05-10-2002, 08:54 PM
pack extra "Depends" adult diapers because it is a long bus ride back to the retirement community..... and....

lordofgun
05-10-2002, 08:57 PM
make sure i don't learn to speak english!

lordofgun
05-10-2002, 08:57 PM
and...

ArcticWildMan
05-10-2002, 08:58 PM
Party till she's pretty...and.....

dolfan87
05-10-2002, 09:01 PM
worry more about the Jets than the 3-13 Bills

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ArcticWildMan
05-10-2002, 09:03 PM
be very sorry if you do...and....

MOULDSROCKS
05-10-2002, 09:04 PM
be the closest thing to the "missing link" ever discovered

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ArcticWildMan
05-10-2002, 09:05 PM
Get a QB that doesn't look like Alfred E Newman's brother...and....

dolfan87
05-10-2002, 09:07 PM
be excited about a trade for a real player, instead of a washed up QB...

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lordofgun
05-10-2002, 09:08 PM
Party til he's pretty.

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ArcticWildMan
05-10-2002, 09:08 PM
get a coach that doesn't look like he stepped out of a 70's porno movie...and....

MOULDSROCKS
05-10-2002, 09:10 PM
go through menopause (males) at the age of 25

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MOULDSROCKS
05-10-2002, 09:11 PM
"live in a shoe"

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dolfan87
05-10-2002, 09:12 PM
laugh at the fact that most Bills fans get their sex from porn movies...their right hand..

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ArcticWildMan
05-10-2002, 09:13 PM
laugh at the fact that most Dolphin fans are poster children for birth control...and....

MOULDSROCKS
05-10-2002, 09:13 PM
wish they could do the same.... but they need medical assistance for most sexual activity

and...

MOULDSROCKS
05-10-2002, 09:14 PM
wish they had a site as good as the BBI

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dolfan87
05-10-2002, 09:15 PM
not have Chris Berman be my teams only fan

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ArcticWildMan
05-10-2002, 09:16 PM
have a criminal record be a requirement for employment...and....

dolfan87
05-10-2002, 09:16 PM
not have 1500 of my sites posters be mods

and...

MOULDSROCKS
05-10-2002, 09:17 PM
wish they had Moulds b/c he rocks

and...

MOULDSROCKS
05-10-2002, 09:19 PM
escape from a mental institution

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ArcticWildMan
05-10-2002, 09:19 PM
wish they could tailgate like us Bills fans....and....

dolfan87
05-10-2002, 09:21 PM
be happy to be able to wear shorts and not blind people

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inFINSible
05-10-2002, 09:30 PM
and make sure my IQ is at least 20 points higher than a Bills' fan.

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inFINSible
05-10-2002, 09:30 PM
and not stuff the front of my pants with socks.

ArcticWildMan
05-10-2002, 09:31 PM
Look forward to the next playoff humiliation...and...

dolfan87
05-10-2002, 09:34 PM
be happy that we at least MAKE the playoffs

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inFINSible
05-10-2002, 09:36 PM
and not wear feminine napkins over my eyes to block out the neon "Buffalo Hogs Strip Joint" light, while mom enertains her man friends down stairs.

ArcticWildMan
05-10-2002, 09:36 PM
be a fan of the team with the biggest Monday night football choke in history...and....

inFINSible
05-10-2002, 09:38 PM
and not have the honor of the 4 biggest superbowl chokes in history..
and..

ArcticWildMan
05-10-2002, 09:39 PM
have the highest ratio of food stamp recipients of all NFL fans...and....

Winfield_26
05-10-2002, 09:46 PM
not have the honor of having possibly the best QB-RB-WR combo ever in Kelly-Thomas-Reed

inFINSible
05-10-2002, 09:53 PM
and not name myself after my favorite player(man).

MOULDSROCKS
05-10-2002, 09:57 PM
and have the same username as my "people"

and...

MOULDSROCKS
05-10-2002, 09:58 PM
(all have fin-fan or dol-fan)


and have to brag about fiedler as my QB

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iceblizzard69
05-10-2002, 11:13 PM
At least we don't bragg about having Travis Henry as our starting RB....

dolfan87
05-10-2002, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by Winfield_26
not have the honor of having possibly the best QB-RB-WR combo ever in Kelly-Thomas-Reed

not having to finally realize that Smith, Aikman, and Irvin were the best trio...since they smacked up on the Bills in TWO straight Super Bowls.

oh yea


AND....

MOULDSROCKS
05-10-2002, 11:26 PM
(irvin should never be mentioned in the same breath as reed; even dolphin fans will admit that...)

<---------------have THAT THING as their coach!


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bigbry
05-10-2002, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by MOULDSROCKS
(irvin should never be mentioned in the same breath as reed; even dolphin fans will admit that...)

<---------------have THAT THING as their coach!


and...

Oh Oh moldynuts are getting busted


and


BB

Sniper
05-11-2002, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by inFINSible
and not have the honor of the 4 biggest superbowl chokes in history..
and..

That reminded me.

...and

think the phrase "Don't choke!" coming from the naked guy you're kneeling in front of means he really cares about you :)

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miadphan13
05-11-2002, 03:37 AM
and..... not having posts refering to guys giving other guys head.....

and.....

Sniper
05-11-2002, 03:59 AM
...and that is what fin fans do

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Tealboy
05-11-2002, 07:28 AM
Wonder how even after realignment we get stuck in the same division as a dead dried up northern wasteland loser city and

Winfield_26
05-11-2002, 08:02 AM
Be dissapointed because this season you gotta play Buffalo at Buffalo in the middle of December to freeze your asses off.

and...

Capt. Dick
05-11-2002, 09:10 AM
realize Dec. 1 is the beginning of the month, not the middle.

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Sniper
05-11-2002, 10:37 AM
go against the better judgement of the rest of humanity and think aqua is a masculine color

and...

Capt. Dick
05-11-2002, 10:59 AM
know that red and blue are the color of deep bruises

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Capt. Dick
05-11-2002, 11:38 AM
know that the bills have to wear red and blue to hide their skin coloration after a Phins-bills game.

and...

MOULDSROCKS
05-11-2002, 11:41 AM
think that the bills' patriotic colors (BEFORE sept. 11) aren't as good as aqua and orange

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ArcticWildMan
05-11-2002, 01:01 PM
Think a big shopping trip is a stop at the Salvation Army store...and....

ArcticWildMan
05-11-2002, 01:33 PM
Realize that people would rather watch the college teams play than the Dolphins...and.....

ArcticWildMan
05-11-2002, 01:39 PM
Know that payday is when the welfare check arrives in the mail...and....

ArcticWildMan
05-11-2002, 02:55 PM
Have a wife that turns tricks in order to afford the space rent for the mobile home...and...

bigbry
05-11-2002, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by ArcticWildMan
Have a wife that turns tricks in order to afford the space rent for the mobile home...and...

Ha Ha Ha Ha , someone has to work, Ive been putting your wife out for years, thats how I sit at the PC all day(SORRY, to hard to pass up)


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Sniper
05-11-2002, 03:01 PM
wishing my old trailer would sink into the swamp, so I can collect the insurance money to buy one of those new '72 models

and...

bigbry
05-11-2002, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by Sniper
wishing my old trailer would sink into the swamp, so I can collect the insurance money to buy one of those new '72 models

and...


Insurance? you mean for Ralph Wilson, you better hope he never dies or its the LA BILLS


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MOULDSROCKS
05-11-2002, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by bigbry
[QUOTE]Originally posted by MOULDSROCKS
-while we "jILLY's" drive through 6 feet of snow and going about our regular business like it was a nice summer day...

very cold up there, has a shrinking effect, in most cases down to nothing at all----no wonder the Bills girls ALWAYS want to go to Miami


and


it also preserves them longer so when we get inside they are ready to go! lol
(hey it's better than having them get all flaky and crusty from the salt water... i definately prefer our FRESH water great lakes and niagara falls)
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Capt. Dick
05-11-2002, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by MOULDSROCKS
still wish they could win a playoff game.... IMO it's better to go 3-13 and get a GREAT draft position than to make it to the playoffs and choke (in the game and after the game if ya' know what i mean...) and couldn't even beat the RAVENS! ---that is SAD

and...


Umm...no...3-13 is sad.

know that the women of buffalo have bills logos on the mattresses which are strapped to their back.

MOULDSROCKS
05-11-2002, 03:12 PM
and wish i could "hold my liquor" like a bills fan

and...

MOULDSROCKS
05-11-2002, 03:14 PM
know that evil drew will destroy me

and...

MOULDSROCKS
05-11-2002, 03:15 PM
not be able to stop Moulds with your "great... pro-bowl DBs"

and...

bigbry
05-11-2002, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by MOULDSROCKS
and wish i could "hold my liquor" like a bills fan

and...


You do know how our Dolphin girls hold their licker---by the ears:lol:


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Capt. Dick
05-11-2002, 03:19 PM
know that drew is washed up and that JT will squash him and force him into early retirement.

and...

bigbry
05-11-2002, 05:26 PM
a Bills Fan looking at a Q-Tip in envy


and...

ArcticWildMan
05-11-2002, 05:28 PM
No...Fiedler looks at Q-tips with envy :D