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04-15-2004, 10:00 PM
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:
Dearest Mother,
It is with great joy and happiness that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend.
I have found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big Harley motorcycle.
But it is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his little trailer in the woods.
He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my lifelong
dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure in order for Ahmed to get better, he deserves so much.
Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I will come and visit you so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,

PS: Mom, this is not true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show
you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card
that's in my desk drawer..I love you!

04-15-2004, 10:40 PM
jesus lol

04-15-2004, 11:00 PM
Good lord.

04-15-2004, 11:29 PM

04-15-2004, 11:47 PM

04-18-2004, 12:50 AM