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BigDoug
05-22-2002, 12:32 PM
Dolphin women are so ugly they look out the window and get arrested for mooning.

Dolphin women are so ugly they put them in the monkey cage to make the monkeys stop jacking off.

Dolphin women are so ugly when they were born the doctor took a look at them and spanked their Parents.

Dolphin women are so ugly even Freddy Krueger has nightmares of them

Dolphin women are so ugly they push their face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Dolphin women are so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in their shower

Dolphin women are so ugly their moms had to be drunk to breast feed them

Dolphin women are so ugly their moms had to tie a steak around their necks to get the dogs to play with them.

Dolphin women are so ugly they tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Dolphin women are so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Dolphin women are so ugly The NFL banned them for life

Muck
05-23-2002, 09:46 AM
Where are you, Mia??

dolfan06
05-23-2002, 02:38 PM
buffalo fans are so ugly that when they are born the doctor holds em by the hands and slaps em in the face, then slaps the mother!

MoFinz
05-23-2002, 08:43 PM
Leave it to the guy from ONTARIO to be the expert on ugly women. Too bad ya cant shave them Canuck women down and sled them into town to pick up some cheap tramp from Buffalo who got lost looking for the pipeline workers :)

iceblizzard69
05-24-2002, 02:27 PM
:lol:

dolfan06
05-24-2002, 03:19 PM
their husband makes em sleep in the kitchen naked to scare away the roaches!

bigbry
05-24-2002, 04:13 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
their husband makes em sleep in the kitchen naked to scare away the roaches!

LOL!!!! But it doesnt keep their husbands from the kitchen---I mean Bills Fans are, well, FAT! FAT! FAT!

I swear, if The Bills ever had a "anyone over 300lbs gets in free day" the Bills go broke.

Sorry Bills fans Im having withdrawls from not smacking anyone for 24 hrs. LOL LOL!

I mean I wonder how many times a year Bills Fans wives have to call 911 just to get the "jaws of life" there to get their husbands out of the bathtub.

And.... Oh thats enough ...I feel much better now


BB

dolfan06
05-24-2002, 04:17 PM
I mean I wonder how many times a year Bills Fans wives have to call 911 just to get the "jaws of life" there to get their husbands out of the bathtub. :lol:

DOLFANMIKE
05-24-2002, 04:51 PM
Jills are so ugly that they all have jobs sticking their face in dough making animal cookies!

Capt. Dick
05-24-2002, 07:56 PM
I`ve seen "buffalo women"....the name suits them.

BigDoug
05-24-2002, 08:32 PM
Hey, lay off or I'll have my woman come sit on you

Capt. Dick
05-24-2002, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by BigDoug
Hey, lay off or I'll have my woman come sit on you


YIKES!....I`ll behave.

dolfan06
05-25-2002, 03:07 AM
me too!

inFINSible
05-25-2002, 10:43 AM
Dolphin women ARE ugly.
I don't know whether it is the flippers or the blow hole that freaks me out more.

dolfan06
05-25-2002, 11:24 AM
say what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Capt. Dick
05-26-2002, 07:42 PM
Hey seriously....I`ve taken families from Buffalo deep sea fishing and most of those women should be sporting trunks instead of noses.

dirtywhiteboy
05-27-2002, 12:14 AM
mofinz...that is a sweet ass avatar, where did you find it? or did you create that yourself?

MoFinz
05-27-2002, 10:34 AM
DirtyWhiteBoy

Thanks for the compliment. I found the avatar on some Southpark website and made a few mods :)
If ya want it, PM me and i'll get it to ya
:D

dolfan06
05-27-2002, 05:15 PM
buffalo women are so ugly that when they cry the tears run down the back of their head!

also, the name says it all!

3W
05-27-2002, 05:50 PM
Big Mike Williams sweeping off the endzone a little before Henry comes crashing in for the touchdown...BAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


http://server3002.freeyellow.com/mchurchfie/FLIP2.jpg

dolfan06
05-27-2002, 06:02 PM
thanks for the pic, you notice who has the football?

3W
05-27-2002, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
thanks for the pic, you notice who has the football?

Um..yeah...nobody..put on your specs and look again yuh little bootlicker...

Dozerdog
05-27-2002, 08:20 PM
If My dog looked like a Dolfan woman, I'd shave it's A$$ and teach it to walk backwards

Dozerdog
05-27-2002, 08:24 PM
Dolfan women are so ugly....

...their ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.

Dozerdog
05-27-2002, 08:26 PM
Dolfan girls are so ugly, if there was such a thing as an ugly stick, they must have ran through an ugly forest.

Dozerdog
05-27-2002, 08:28 PM
The difference between dolfan chicks and a blue whale?





About ten lbs.

Dozerdog
05-27-2002, 08:32 PM
Dolfan women are so stupid, their idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.

Dozerdog
05-27-2002, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
buffalo women are so ugly that when they cry the tears run down the back of their head!

also, the name says it all! Boy, you can't even get ugly chick jokes right. It's supposed to be

"She's so ugly, when she cries her tears run down her back because they are afraid to go near her face!" Part of telling a joke is to add the punchline! That's Vegas lounge comic 101.

Dozerdog
05-27-2002, 08:43 PM
If ugliness was a record, Dolfan women would go triple platinum.

Capt. Dick
05-27-2002, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by www.finsuck.com
Big Mike Williams sweeping off the endzone a little before Henry comes crashing in for the touchdown...BAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


http://server3002.freeyellow.com/mchurchfie/FLIP2.jpg


ummm....3W....look at the pic again. I remember that intercept. and TD by Zach, very well.

dolfan06
05-27-2002, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by www.finsuck.com


Um..yeah...nobody..put on your specs and look again yuh little bootlicker... you changed it, you little peter puffer!;)

3W
05-27-2002, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
you changed it, you little peter puffer!;)


ROFLMAO...06 and "Captain Dick of the High Seas", whats up!

Capt. Dick
05-27-2002, 11:35 PM
Howya doin, church, been awhile.

3W
05-27-2002, 11:53 PM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick
Howya doin, church, been awhile.

Yes, it has. I've been trying to be a good boy as of late, been taking care of business on the homefront.

dolfan06
05-27-2002, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by www.finsuck.com


Yes, it has. I've been trying to be a good boy as of late, been taking care of business on the homefront. i've seen your art work!:D

bigbry
05-27-2002, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by www.finsuck.com

Yes, it has. I've been trying to be a good boy as of late, been taking care of business on the homefront.


OMG, what an opening!!! But no, I wont. Was it the "you were missed " thing that brought your guard down?:)


BB

Capt. Dick
05-27-2002, 11:59 PM
I know I`m getting fat sitting in front of this box. lol....I started to paint the house 3 days ago. Sniper`s been pretty active. He and BB, been tear`n up the raider boys.

dolfan06
05-27-2002, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by bigbry



OMG, what an opening!!! But no, I wont. Was it the "you were missed " thing that brought your guard down?:)


BB he didn't give me any flack for my reply to his photo, if its the same opening i'm thinking of, i let it pass too, aftrall, we are allies now!

3W
05-28-2002, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i've seen your art work!:D

LOL...come on 06, how nice do I have to be, that was a work of art....you can't hold back a creative mind...yuh little booty bandit:goof: