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Deez Nutz
05-27-2004, 01:06 AM
This is something I saw in another forum very much like this. (That's where my name came from. I did not steal it from Deeznutts.)

Here is how this game works...
Someone wishes for something, and the poster after "grants it" with a twist

For example.
Wisher: "I wish for a monkey"
Granter: "You get your monkey, only it's an evil poo flinging monkey that is out to kill you"

After you grant a wish, post what you wish for after...
You can wish more than once (but only one per post) ...and you can't for any reason, grant your own wishes. Be Creative...


I wish I would win the lottery.

TerryTate
05-27-2004, 01:48 AM
instead of winning a million dollars, u win a million yen, which is equal to 15k :lol:

P4E
05-27-2004, 03:27 AM
instead of winning a million dollars, u win a million yen, which is equal to 15k :lol:

Now you're supposed to make your own wish, TT.

BigFinFan
05-27-2004, 12:36 PM
I wish I was little bit taller,

I wish I was a baller,

I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala

Deez Nutz
05-27-2004, 07:34 PM
Granted. But now you're too tall to fit into your Impala.

I wish I had a license to kill.

LIQUID24
05-27-2004, 08:30 PM
Granted. But if you kill someone you dislike, you have to kill someone you DO like also.

I wish I had one night with Britney Spears.

Dajesus
05-27-2004, 08:33 PM
Granted. But now you're too tall to fit into your Impala.

I wish I had a license to kill.


Your wish is granted, but the first person you have to kill is a loved one.

I wish I could have the sex with Jennifer Anniston.

dean_siu
05-27-2004, 08:54 PM
You can have sex with Jennifer Aniston...only she's wearing a strap on and riding you.

I wish that Jimmy Buffett would play a concert in my backyard.

LIQUID24
05-27-2004, 09:04 PM
You can have sex with Jennifer Aniston...only she's wearing a strap on and riding you.

I wish that Jimmy Buffett would play a concert in my backyard.
Granted. But EVERYONE's invited, and they're free to trash your place.

I wish I had straight A's in college.

ThunderCane
05-27-2004, 09:10 PM
Granted....You had all male professors and you blew them for it.

I wish this thread would end.

BigFinFan
05-27-2004, 09:15 PM
Granted!