06-04-2004, 08:28 PM
The latest terrorist alert: Recently we have received credible intelligence that there have been terrorists working in some offices. Six have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafing, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin and the notorious Bin Azzkissin have all been taken in to custody. At this time, no one fitting the description of the leader of the terrorist cell, Bin Workin, has been found. We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot. You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time. So keep on doing what you Bin Doing.