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BigDoug
05-28-2002, 12:09 AM
They figure he's a shoe-in to overthrow Saddam Hussein.

dolphinators13
05-28-2002, 12:24 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

MoFinz
05-28-2002, 02:18 PM
Actually, Vinny Interceptaverdy volunteered to fight over there. They sent him back when the first grenade he threw was intercepted and returned for a touchdown. He said all the camo confused him since he's colorblind.

Muck
05-28-2002, 03:27 PM
At first, they were gonna send Doug Flutie....but they were out of booster seats. Then they wanted Rob Johnson, but they found he held onto the grenades to long. They finally settled on Drew Bledsoe because he turns into a statue when the enemy gets close.

Scrap
06-01-2002, 11:43 PM
Hey MOFINZ.What part of Richmond you live in?

MoFinz
06-02-2002, 09:05 AM
Richmond Va Dolfan. The Capitol of The South

Scrap Iron
06-02-2002, 09:40 AM
Alright BigDoug and Dolphinators13. You guys are great. It's nice to see guys like you here because at least you have much more intelligence then the majority of these "so-called" fans on here who don't know a football from a tennis ball. You both know how pathetic Jay Fiedler is. What amazes me is how may of these pea-brains on here think that Jay is All-World. They'll be drowning in their tears by mid-season when Jay is tossing one interception after another. I'll be here laughing it up and laughing in all their faces. I'll also be at Pro Player Stadium filling it with boos towards Jay until Jays ears are rattling off his head.

iceblizzard69
06-02-2002, 11:13 AM
BigDoug is a Bills fan.

dolfan06
06-02-2002, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by iceblizzard69
BigDoug is a Bills fan. scap iron is so busy making fool of himself, i don't think he even noticed!

BigDoug
06-02-2002, 02:36 PM
LOL
Actually, all of my smack jokes, you could (insert rival team's name here) use for any team. I don't hate the Dolphins, I don't hate Fielder or any other player. I just take the opportunity to take shots whenever I think them up or hear them from another source.

dolfan06
06-02-2002, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by BigDoug
LOL
Actually, all of my smack jokes, you could (insert rival team's name here) use for any team. I don't hate the Dolphins, I don't hate Fielder or any other player. I just take the opportunity to take shots whenever I think them up or hear them from another source. i have never taken offense to anything you have said, i've seen your picture, and downs syndrome is a very serious thing. it can cause the mind to wander and it shows physically!lol:D

Scrap Iron
06-02-2002, 06:13 PM
Oh you're a quality human being dolfan06. Making fun of Downs Syndrome. You're a real class act you piece of wormslime. Grow up!!!

dolfan06
06-02-2002, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by Scrap Iron
Oh you're a quality human being dolfan06. Making fun of Downs Syndrome. You're a real class act you piece of wormslime. Grow up!!!

dolfan06
06-02-2002, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i'm not putting down anything, i'm teasing doug, and he knows it.
but i do know you're the poster boy for every affliction known to man, and then some!

Scrap Iron
06-02-2002, 07:00 PM
When you make fun of a serious disease then you are trash dolfan06. You need to remember the manners that your mommy taught you. OR maybe she didn't teach you anything?

dolfan06
06-02-2002, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Scrap Iron
When you make fun of a serious disease then you are trash dolfan06. You need to remember the manners that your mommy taught you. OR maybe she didn't teach you anything? is talk trash, that way they'll understand. :p

Scrap Iron
06-03-2002, 03:43 AM
Like I said nobody can stoop as low as you since you made fun of a horrible disease Dolfan06. Nobody is a more pathetic piece of human garbage then you are.

dolfan06
06-03-2002, 10:23 AM
Originally posted by Scrap Iron
Like I said nobody can stoop as low as you since you made fun of a horrible disease Dolfan06. Nobody is a more pathetic piece of human garbage then you are. and not the disease in general, i don't see what the problem is. and have you noticed, you're thw only one bitching about it, must have struck home. also other comments have been made about fiedler, some negative, most positive, but you're the only one wearing out the keyboard on the matter!http://www.finheaven.com/clear.gif

BigDoug
06-03-2002, 01:52 PM
Actually, It's not Downs...Check out the pic...It's a variant of pink eye called blue eye. You get that way drinking too many Labatt Blue's. It affects 43.9% of the Canadian population

dolfan06
06-03-2002, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by BigDoug
Actually, It's not Downs...Check out the pic...It's a variant of pink eye called blue eye. You get that way drinking too many Labatt Blue's. It affects 43.9% of the Canadian population do you have a serious side!:D

dolfan06
06-03-2002, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Scrap Iron
Like I said nobody can stoop as low as you since you made fun of a horrible disease Dolfan06. Nobody is a more pathetic piece of human garbage then you are. lets see, i had two angioplasty's in 96, a quadruple bypass in 2000, complicated with hypothyroidism and both of these are very minor until you throw type2 diabetes on the pile. but the real kicker is, marked cerebral atrophy. LOOK IT UP!:p

Scrap Iron
06-03-2002, 04:52 PM
Well for your info. I happen to know a some very special people who have Downs Syndrome. In fact I have done a lot of work in that area helping people who have that disease. I have also worked with the Special Olympics etc. so I take that very personal if someone seems to be making a mockery of someone having Downs.

dolfan06
06-04-2002, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by Scrap Iron
Well for your info. I happen to know a some very special people who have Downs Syndrome. In fact I have done a lot of work in that area helping people who have that disease. I have also worked with the Special Olympics etc. so I take that very personal if someone seems to be making a mockery of someone having Downs. it was not making light of the disease, but of a person that we have been joking with for three months now.:rolleyes:

inFINSible
06-04-2002, 07:25 AM
This is the smack section Crap heap, find some other soapbox to preach from. We don't care that you are offended, as a matter of fact, it's a bonus.
It makes me laugh.
I like to laugh.
The say laughter is the best medicine.
You are keeping me healthy.

dolfan06
06-04-2002, 10:43 AM
you have as a quote, inFINS!;)

inFINSible
06-04-2002, 03:29 PM
Thanks 06.....here it is again.

Jaydog57
06-04-2002, 03:52 PM
I was listening to the radio and they play 80's stuff from noon to 1pm. Today they played "Down Boys" by Warrant. Just where do the down boys go?:confused:

dolfan06
06-04-2002, 04:13 PM
anywhere i guess, just as long as its not down!

BigDoug
06-04-2002, 11:25 PM
This thread is going Downhill

dolfan06
06-05-2002, 03:20 AM
you got that right!