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Muck
06-23-2002, 03:41 PM
I didn't change anything.


Buffalo Bills

Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills & the Taliban?
>A: The Taliban has a running game
>
>Q: How do the Buffalo Bills count to 10?
>A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10
>
>Q: What do the Buffalo Bills & Billy Graham have in common?
>A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ!"
>
>Q: How do you keep a Buffalo Bill out of your yard?
>A: Put up goal posts
>
>Q: Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
>A: To Ralph Wilson Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
>
>Q: What do you call a Buffalo Bill with a SuperBowl ring?
>A: A thief
>
>Q: Why doesn't Rochester have a professional football team?
>A: Because then Buffalo would want one
>
>Q: Why was Rob Johnson upset when the Buffalo Bills playbook was stolen?
>A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
>
>Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
>A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
>
>Q: How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Superbowl?
>A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!
>
>Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the SuperBowl?
>A: The Buffalo Bills
>
>Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and opossums have in common?
>A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
>
>Q: How can you tell when the Buffalo Bills are going to run the football?
>A: The Runningback leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes

dolfan06
06-23-2002, 05:37 PM
kinda says it all!
Q: Why doesn't Rochester have a professional football team?
because then buffablow would want one!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

iceblizzard69
06-23-2002, 06:13 PM
Yeah, I have seen those before :lol:

Muck
06-23-2002, 07:06 PM
Me too. I just thought it was cool that they were actually on a site and the link said something like "Buffalo Sucks"

3W
06-23-2002, 09:08 PM
Barrfalo...LMAO!! Just for that I'm going to have to butter your popcorn for you 06..yuh little booty bandit:monkey: :eat:

dolfan06
06-23-2002, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by www.finsuck.com
Barrfalo...LMAO!! Just for that I'm going to have to butter your popcorn for you 06..yuh little booty bandit:monkey: :eat: i said buffablow! ya little peter puffer!

finssuck
06-26-2002, 01:03 PM
Damn these are old recycled Vikings jokes. I always knew the fish were a bunch of no talent, unoriginal bastards, but I didn't realize their fans were too.

bigbry
06-26-2002, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by finssuck
Damn these are old recycled Finssuck jokes. I always knew I
was a no talent, unoriginal bastard. but I didn't realize just how much.


Well, now you know. Duh!!


BB

3W
06-26-2002, 01:59 PM
BigB, whats up Bro. Just starting round 4, I have some beauties lined up. Oh no, another finsuck?? Man, pretty soon there will be finsuck1, finsuck2, finsuck3........geez..I'm thinking about switching over to 3W...and then 10W next year:D

bigbry
06-26-2002, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by www.finsuck.com
BigB, whats up Bro. Just starting round 4, I have some beauties lined up. Oh no, another finsuck?? Man, pretty soon there will be finsuck1, finsuck2, finsuck3........geez..I'm thinking about switching over to 3W...and then 10W next year:D


LOL 3W, just smacking the "new" finsucker. 10W-40? huh? Not going there. But 10 wins? nah! But we will see just how many.


BB

3W
06-26-2002, 02:18 PM
Yeah, actually I'm thinking anywheres from 6-10 to 9-7, realistically. Who knows until the games begin. Right now we are all 0-0, only time will tell.

finssuck
06-26-2002, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by bigbry



LOL 3W, just whacking off Jay Fiedler. 10W-40 is what I use when we are doin' some Dolphin luvin! But 10 wins? nah! there is no way the fins can win that many!! I see just two this season.


BB


WTF??

THATHURMANATOR
06-26-2002, 04:03 PM
"BigB, whats up Bro. Just starting round 4, I have some beauties lined up. Oh no, another finsuck?? Man, pretty soon there will be finsuck1, finsuck2, finsuck3........geez..I'm thinking about switching over to 3W...and then 10W next year"

Yeah it will be kinda like Dolfan1 through Dolfan984.

3W
06-26-2002, 04:32 PM
ROFLMAO...thats what I'm thinking. Lil finsucks will be spawning all over the place...I might have started something here...oh noooooooooooo!!:confused:

bigbry
06-26-2002, 07:18 PM
Originally posted by finssuck



With a deep breath, I again assumed The position. I knew that the Dolphins would destroy us again in our First meeting.


Just a little early to give up, dont ya think. Oh sorry, you cant think,my bad.


BB

The Beach Bum
06-29-2002, 01:41 AM
ok bills fans go to your site now, oh wait you dont have a decent one

and www.finsuck.com, you fat ass "eatemup" hog, get the **** off our site and go "eat" some buffalo ****

3W
06-29-2002, 02:15 AM
Originally posted by Dol_Fan5434
ok bills fans go to your site now, oh wait you dont have a decent one

and www.finsuck.com, you fat ass "eatemup" hog, get the **** off our site and go "eat" some buffalo ****

Hey dumbass, if you don't want to expose yourself as the mouth-breathing, developmentally-challenged, absolute know-nothing fryboy idiot that you are, you should take a moment (or 10,000), remove your Burger King visor, and think before you spew out all of those hidden family secrets of yours......now go back to the gay toilet scrubber's lounge or where ever you came from Trollboy....:monkey: Dol_Fan5434

dolfan06
06-29-2002, 03:17 AM
once again, "can't we all just get along?"

Iron Man
06-29-2002, 06:56 AM
Yes dolfan06, we need to all get along. Even Fiedler-lovers and haters need to unite as we are all Dolphin fans.

3W
06-29-2002, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
once again, "can't we all just get along?"

Hey, I'm trying to be good. Mongloid boy was the one that opened his piehole first. I thought that we weren't supposed to talk naughty on here anymore?

dolfan06
06-29-2002, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by www.finsuck.com


Hey, I'm trying to be good. Mongloid boy was the one that opened his piehole first. I thought that we weren't supposed to talk naughty on here anymore? i know! i think we were supposed to keep it clean on the main board, actually, the TOS means no swearing at all, but what can you do, it has infected everybody's vocabulary!

bigbry
06-29-2002, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by Dol_Fan5434
ok bills fans go to your site now, oh wait you dont have a decent one

"and www.finsuck.com, you fat ass "eatemup" hog, get the **** off our site and go "eat" some buffalo ****

Thats going to far.


BB

dolfan06
06-29-2002, 01:48 PM
i agree, but is kinda hard not to, especially if you don't g to other sites talking smack!

The Beach Bum
06-29-2002, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i agree, but is kinda hard not to, especially if you don't g to other sites talking smack!

thats all i meant to do, im not some evil burger king working boy, im actually a Lawyer who lives in a very nice development in Miami by the beach. So shut up before you acuse me of cleaning toilot bowls in BK and this is a DOLPHINS SITE not a BILLS site. Do you understand us? I dont think any of us invade on your sites. And we just have nice conversations and you come and talk bull**** to P*** us all off. SO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!! ALL THE DOLFANS, JUST IGNORE BILLS FANS!!!

The Beach Bum
06-29-2002, 05:41 PM
bigbry, are you a fin fan or bills fan?

bigbry
06-29-2002, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Dol_Fan5434


thats all i meant to do, im not some evil burger king working boy, im actually a Lawyer who lives in a very nice development in Miami by the beach. So shut up before you acuse me of cleaning toilot bowls in BK and this is a DOLPHINS SITE not a BILLS site. Do you understand us? I dont think any of us invade on your sites. And we just have nice conversations and you come and talk bull**** to P*** us all off. SO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!! ALL THE DOLFANS, JUST IGNORE BILLS FANS!!!

There is some history here that you need to understand before you tell anyone what to do.
Now, am I Bills or dolphins Fan? I dont care which YOU think I am. I need not YOUR approval.
You a Lawyer, doubt it.


BB

The Beach Bum
06-29-2002, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by bigbry


There is some history here that you need to understand before you tell anyone what to do.
Now, am I Bills or dolphins Fan? I dont care which YOU think I am. I need not YOUR approval.
You a Lawyer, doubt it.


BB

WHat are you talking about history? You are apparently not a bills fan becsue of what it sais on the bottom of your posts. But i would think that you would at least side with me and not some lowly bills fan. I thought we were "Dolfans unite" I didnt say you had to care what i thougt you were and I wasnt telling you what to do or giving you approval of any sort. Now stop acting like my 3 year old daughter and shut the hell up. And yes, I am a lawyer. I just dont use my skills 24 / 7.

3W
06-29-2002, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by Dol_Fan5434


thats all i meant to do, im not some evil burger king working boy, im actually a Lawyer who lives in a very nice development in Miami by the beach. So shut up before you acuse me of cleaning toilot bowls in BK and this is a DOLPHINS SITE not a BILLS site. Do you understand us? I dont think any of us invade on your sites. And we just have nice conversations and you come and talk bull**** to P*** us all off. SO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!! ALL THE DOLFANS, JUST IGNORE BILLS FANS!!!

You truly are a Tard Mr Lawyer (wouldn't brag about that too loud) who lives in a VERY nice development BY the beach...woohoo...I'M impressed!!.:eek: Do yourself and everyone else a favor and go read the name of this forum and how it is described...NFL Smack Talk "If you want to bash...do it here". If you want to have a nice conversation then go to "The Lounge" and I am sure that you can have a WONDERFUL and FULFILLING conversation. You come wandering in here in, probably for the first time by the looks of it, and decide that you are going to be "The Big Mac Daddy" of the bunch and make a BIG statement for the good of the poor fans and all of humanity and all you do is to just end up spewing out some self-righteous, mindless dribble. Please don't get all indignant because of my response because if you come in here telling someone to go eat Buffalo c-ck then you better damn well prepare to get flamed in a big way. And quit your crying about us invading your board, because we have a resident troll over at our board that is always stirring up the sh-t, I won't mention no names (WCoastfin). I'll be here for a long while, so you'd better get in touch with your inner woman to help you deal with the back of my hand MeltyBoy. WooHoo!!!!!!!!!!

:goof:

3W
06-29-2002, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i agree, but is kinda hard not to, especially if you don't g to other sites talking smack!

:confused:Comeon now 06, we don't want to go there do we? I think that a few of us all got together and had a good time over at the Bronc's board, so please don't try to make excuses for this goofball. :rolleyes:

Billhoff
06-29-2002, 11:00 PM
When we cut Sheldon Jackson for smokin weed ,we`ll send him your way where he`ll be more comfy! Dolphins are criminals ,druggies and do bad things when your not watchin!and they also play DIRTY POOL when ever they have the chance, be proud stink fish fans , way to represent the east last year!Real tough team ya all got! I loved every sec. of that game, ha,ha,ha,

Iron Man
06-29-2002, 11:10 PM
Spoken like a fan of a team that got their a$$ handed to them by the Dolphins.

3W
06-30-2002, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by bigbry


There is some history here that you need to understand before you tell anyone what to do.
Now, am I Bills or dolphins Fan? I dont care which YOU think I am. I need not YOUR approval.
You a Lawyer, doubt it.


BB

He wouldn't understand BigB. He's just some Weak Smack Tard with the arrogance of a lawyer and the mentality of a chimpanzee on crack. Thanks for having my back.

dolfan06
06-30-2002, 01:36 AM
Originally posted by www.finsuck.com


:confused:Comeon now 06, we don't want to go there do we? I think that a few of us all got together and had a good time over at the Bronc's board, so please don't try to make excuses for this goofball. :rolleyes: i think he went too far in what he said, if i didn't know you i probably would have said something similar, but i know your full of **** and so am i, defending a dolphin board was what was happening here and i'm not gonna condemn a dolphin fan for doing so. i think he could of done it a little better, but then again, he didn't know you!:goof:

Billhoff
06-30-2002, 09:35 AM
How do you get the Buffalo Bills to stay out of your yard?...you put up a goal "LINE" not a goal "POST" GEEEEEZ, can`t you blow hard stink fish fans get any thing right?...was it 62-7? or 57-7? I think it 62-7 and what was the score last year? Thanks for representing the east like you did. Ha,HA,ha,HA,

3W
06-30-2002, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i think he went too far in what he said, if i didn't know you i probably would have said something similar, but i know your full of **** and so am i, defending a dolphin board was what was happening here and i'm not gonna condemn a dolphin fan for doing so. i think he could of done it a little better, but then again, he didn't know you!:goof:

I see your point. The thing that frustrates me is that people come in here and get mad because I am in here joking around and talking smack, which is what I thought was the purpose of this forum. I totally respect the other regular boards that you guys have here and NEVER go onto them talking junk, since the time that we were warned. And yes you are so true...we are both full of ****

:D :goof:

MOULDSROCKS
06-30-2002, 11:24 AM
those are old jokes, i saw 'em on a site once and in place of Buffalo Bills it said <insert team name here>!

very original......

MOULDSROCKS
06-30-2002, 11:25 AM
p.s. I'm Back!

dolfan06
06-30-2002, 12:04 PM
you're back! and i see you've added more to your picture! lmao

The Beach Bum
07-01-2002, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by Billhoff
When we cut Sheldon Jackson for smokin weed ,we`ll send him your way where he`ll be more comfy! Dolphins are criminals ,druggies and do bad things when your not watchin!and they also play DIRTY POOL when ever they have the chance, be proud stink fish fans , way to represent the east last year!Real tough team ya all got! I loved every sec. of that game, ha,ha,ha,

what the hell are you talking about, At least our RB didnt go raping 17 year old girls. OUr only bad apples ever were Cox, and Duper. MEanwhile the rest of our team is helping charitys and buying pizza for an entire Miami returant (Zach and JT.) If you dont read Miami newspapers and read about what the phins do for our community, then dont make any "criminal" comments, NE is the place where they havve all the criminals where they rape 5 year old boys in church.
Oh and "finsuck" dont just come to our board becasue 1 finfan is stirring up "****" enjoy your own site. And your right it is NFL smack talk, so all the finfans that stood up for this fata**, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING FUN OF HIS TEAM, NOT TALKING ABOUT THE RIGHTS OF HUMANITY WITH HIM. and your right this is my first time in NFL smalk talk and i would like to have a conversation, not talk like a barbarion and say **** that i dont even know what im talking about.

iceblizzard69
07-01-2002, 08:05 PM
Henry actually had sex with a 15 year old, not a 17 year old.

The Beach Bum
07-01-2002, 08:08 PM
lol thank you iceblizzard for correcting me

3W
07-01-2002, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by Dol_Fan5434


Oh and "finsuck" dont just come to our board becasue 1 finfan is stirring up "****" enjoy your own site.

I didn't.... hell, I came over here to stir up the sh-t because I like to, especially when morons like you come in here talking out of your a$$.

3W
07-01-2002, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by Dol_Fan5434


And your right it is NFL smack talk, so all the finfans that stood up for this fata**, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING FUN OF HIS TEAM, NOT TALKING ABOUT THE RIGHTS OF HUMANITY WITH HIM.

Wow, somebody just started their aerobics class and dropped down from 275lbs to 269lbs and now we're calling some one a fata$$...woohoo!! Hey Dul_fag5434, I weigh in at 185lbs and will run circles around your tired, lame a$$...wanna race?...vroom! vroom! :goof:

3W
07-01-2002, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by Dol_Fan5434

and your right this is my first time in NFL smalk talk and i would like to have a conversation, not talk like a barbarion and say **** that i dont even know what im talking about.

uhhuh...this is the very first thing that you said when you came in hear "Barbarion".....
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dol_Fan5434
ok bills fans go to your site now, oh wait you dont have a decent one

and www.finsuck.com, you fat ass "eatemup" hog, get the **** off our site and go "eat" some buffalo **** [/QUOTE

So quit being such a hypocrite and acting like you're the victim here...if you're going to talk smack, be prepared to get smacked back. And once, again, I reiterate, if you want to talk and feel all warm and fuzzy inside with everyone then get the hell out of here and go to the "Lounge where your sorry a$$ belongs:goof:

I have spoken!!!Woohoo!! Its Jay Feidler time muthafugazs!!

MOULDSROCKS
07-02-2002, 04:01 PM
yeah ya stupid sacks of ****.... we are supposed to be cussin' and bashing your lame fish asses it's the friggin smack board!

MOULDSROCKS
07-02-2002, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
you're back! and i see you've added more to your picture! lmao

I'm glad somebody here apprreciates my art! :goof:

THATHURMANATOR
07-02-2002, 04:06 PM
You are very talented moulds!

MOULDSROCKS
07-02-2002, 04:24 PM
thank you.... i wan't to by a billboard in b-lo and enlarge it (and enhance the graphics) and post it for all to see! but it costs like $300 a month

3W
07-02-2002, 05:02 PM
Welcome back Mouldsy..your new avatar enhancements are duly noted and appreciated!!!!:D

MOULDSROCKS
07-02-2002, 05:12 PM
what seperates this masterpiece from others is the green "squiggly" lines indicating that his odor is maleficent to ones' health

MOULDSROCKS
07-02-2002, 05:14 PM
for you trailor-trash fins-fans (not all of you but most ;) )

maleficent = harmful = bad = "dat huwts me"

THATHURMANATOR
07-02-2002, 07:23 PM
Moulds which billboards are only 300 dollars to rent??

3W
07-02-2002, 07:46 PM
Yeah, maybe we can have a "Get Moldsy a Billboard" charity function or something. :D

The Beach Bum
07-02-2002, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by www.finsuck.com


, I weigh in at 185lbs and will run circles around your tired, lame a$$...wanna race?...vroom! vroom! :goof:

finsuck, i weigh around 190 and played collage ball. I wanted to be drafted, but i decided to do better things, like start a life with a woman and kids. Wanna race? vroom vroom....

I would continue this conversation, yes, conversation, but i have better things to do. And i apologize for saying things like that. Is that what you wanted, cuz thats what it sounds like. Ok now shut up.

MOULDSROCKS
07-02-2002, 09:32 PM
Originally posted by www.finsuck.com
Yeah, maybe we can have a "Get Moldsy a Billboard" charity function or something. :D

well not the ones actually in the city! that's for sure... but there are cheap ones in rural area's.... i also know a farmer who has land near a highway in the chautaqua county area -some people take it to get to buffalo games if they live down "south" like jamestown or erie.... maybe he would let me borrow a portion for "advertisement space" -it'd be more like a public service anouncement though.....


"Beware of 70's pornstar.... enjoys choking in playoff games and choking on......" -well I'll let you finish that one! :eek:

MOULDSROCKS
07-02-2002, 09:34 PM
(i don't actaually know him, but i know a guy who knows a guy.... i merely said that to enhance the joke; i hope you understand)

3W
07-02-2002, 10:23 PM
Originally posted by Dol_Fan5434


finsuck, i weigh around 190 and played collage ball. I wanted to be drafted, but i decided to do better things, like start a life with a woman and kids. Wanna race? vroom vroom....

I would continue this conversation, yes, conversation, but i have better things to do. And i apologize for saying things like that. Is that what you wanted, cuz thats what it sounds like. Ok now shut up.

Oh wow, so you weigh more than me huh..fata$$? If you went to "collage" then you MUST have played a lot of ball because you sure didn't spende eny exstra time on yur speling...gee, maybe I can be a lawyer:goof: ...and by all means lets race, but promise me that you won't wear the matching pink muscleshirt and spandex shorts that I heard you are so fond of parading around in when you like to work up a sweat...vroom vroom!

Next...I wasn't looking for no dumba$$ apology and I certainly don't accept any that end with "shut up"....so keep talking out of your a$$ and I will be glad to reciprocate Jackobilly. Oh, and SHUT UP!

:goof:

Miamian
07-07-2002, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by MOULDSROCKS


I'm glad somebody here apprreciates my art! :goof: It kind of reminds one of how girls in junior high will doctor up yearbook pictures of classmates with whom they have spats.:goof:

dolfan06
07-07-2002, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Miamian
It kind of reminds one of how girls in junior high will doctor up yearbook pictures of classmates with whom they have spats.:goof: you shouldn't make fun of the intellectually challenged!:D

Miamian
07-07-2002, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
you shouldn't make fun of the intellectually challenged!:D To be challenged implies a shred, though tiny, of intellegence.