View Full Version : When is it acceptable to use the "F" word.

09-13-2004, 12:45 AM
There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"-
Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
Custer ,1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% am I?"
Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ***!"
Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
Bill Clinton, 1999

And the number 1 time is:

1."Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
Saddam Hussein, 2003 :roflmao:

09-13-2004, 03:26 AM
You forgot the new winner..

"That motherf&$@#! did WHAT?"

Rick Spielman when Wanny told him Ricky retired.

09-13-2004, 05:53 AM
'The Jets shall always f@%&ing suck.'

- God's little known 11th commandment.

09-13-2004, 03:27 PM
The Pats will not f@!&$#% win another Superbowl!