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finataxia24
09-20-2004, 10:20 AM
http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2004/09/171_navistar-1.jpg

Navistar

Just when you thought the craze for buying the largest vehicles with the world's worst gas mileage was dying out, along comes Navistar with their bid for the king-size SUV crown. Meet the Navistar CXT - 21 1/2 feet long, and 9 feet tall. Man, I didn't know they made *****es that small! The truck is built from the same platform as Navistar's cement mixer, and will cost $93,000 to $115,000 fully loaded. In case you were wondering, it gets 6-10 miles per gallon of diesel. But with pipelines back to normal and operating at 200% capacity in Iraq, all I can say to people who are worried about conservation is: don't worry about it! A Navistar spokesperson said, "We can see it as a vehicle for business people who want to make a distinct impression. For personal use, it's for people who want to make a statement." Yes, as long as that statement is, "Look at me! I'm a ****ing *******!"</I>

Deez Nutz
09-20-2004, 10:51 AM
that's not true. Homer Simpson did design a car. It played La Cucaracha when you honked the horn

Jwcolour
09-20-2004, 03:43 PM
That is the sweetest truck i've ever seen.

1972
09-20-2004, 10:21 PM
As Bill Maher said, "At a cost of $100,000, why don't you just go ahead and get the peni$ enlargement surgery?" :tongue: