View Full Version : If Homer Simpson could design a car it would look like this...

09-20-2004, 10:20 AM


Just when you thought the craze for buying the largest vehicles with the world's worst gas mileage was dying out, along comes Navistar with their bid for the king-size SUV crown. Meet the Navistar CXT - 21 1/2 feet long, and 9 feet tall. Man, I didn't know they made *****es that small! The truck is built from the same platform as Navistar's cement mixer, and will cost $93,000 to $115,000 fully loaded. In case you were wondering, it gets 6-10 miles per gallon of diesel. But with pipelines back to normal and operating at 200% capacity in Iraq, all I can say to people who are worried about conservation is: don't worry about it! A Navistar spokesperson said, "We can see it as a vehicle for business people who want to make a distinct impression. For personal use, it's for people who want to make a statement." Yes, as long as that statement is, "Look at me! I'm a ****ing *******!"</I>

Deez Nutz
09-20-2004, 10:51 AM
that's not true. Homer Simpson did design a car. It played La Cucaracha when you honked the horn

09-20-2004, 03:43 PM
That is the sweetest truck i've ever seen.

09-20-2004, 10:21 PM
As Bill Maher said, "At a cost of $100,000, why don't you just go ahead and get the peni$ enlargement surgery?" :tongue: