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Capt. Dick
08-01-2002, 11:29 AM
Finish the following sentance.

I give 10% of my money to the Buffalo......

(give destination and reason)

Capt. Dick
08-01-2002, 12:51 PM
I contribute 10% of my money to the buff. bills cheerleading squad for the purchase of books, such as:

"How to Graze and hum the Miami Dolphins fight song at the same time".

3W
08-01-2002, 01:01 PM
while the other 90% goes to the "Miami Save a Tooth Foundation" for the dentally impaired State of Florida......

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Capt. Dick
08-01-2002, 01:06 PM
That`s incorrect 3W. I only give them 80%, the remaining 43% goes to my math tutor.

3W
08-01-2002, 01:15 PM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick
That`s incorrect 3W. I only give them 80%, the remaining 43% goes to my math tutor.

ROFLMAO!! I think that you better bring the 80% down to 72% and give the remaining 69% to the math tutor...your math is atrocious Capt D!!

:D :lol: :lol:

MOULDSROCKS
08-01-2002, 01:15 PM
and 90% goes to the "Give Dolphinators13 an Education" fund!

Capt. Dick
08-01-2002, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by 3W


ROFLMAO!! I think that you better bring the 80% down to 72% and give the remaining 69% to the math tutor...your math is atrocious Capt D!!

:D :lol: :lol:


Ain`t life grand? :lol:

3W
08-01-2002, 01:27 PM
gets grander by the day Capt D!!;)

Capt. Dick
08-01-2002, 01:59 PM
I contribute 10% of my money to the Buffalo Ladies Guilde, so that they can buy Army surplace tents and convert them into house dresses.

RobertHoover
08-01-2002, 02:07 PM
I'd give 10% to the Florida trailer targeting fund. It gets pricey painting those red targets on the trailer parks so the tornados and hurricanes know where to go.

Le Dolfan
08-01-2002, 02:22 PM
I give 10% of my money to the Buffalo. What? Are ya friggin nuts... Give me back ma money you biatch.

Capt. Dick
08-01-2002, 02:32 PM
10% to the Buffalo Sewer Dept. so that they can build their own sewage system and not depend on the water pipes.

Capt. Dick
08-01-2002, 02:34 PM
Originally posted by Le Dolfan
I give 10% of my money to the Buffalo. What? Are ya friggin nuts... Give me back ma money you biatch.


Who are you talking to?

inFINSible
08-01-2002, 02:38 PM
I give 20% of my money to the Buffalo chapter of Over-eaters anonymous. This poor group has been fighting a losing battle for generations now and they are severely under funded. I think that if we all contribute we can get the Buffalonians(Bwahahahaha) average wieght down to a"round" 340 lbs. I know it sounds hopeless but I'm optomistic we can save lives this way......

.....the lives of chickens, pigs, and cows, that is.

Capt. Dick
08-01-2002, 02:48 PM
10% to the Buffalo Library to be used toward the purchase of books with words.

RobertHoover
08-01-2002, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick
10% to the Buffalo Library to be used toward the purchase of books with words.

Watch it Capt. After reading some of the wordsmiths you have posting on this site maybe Fish fans shouldn't bust on that subject.

Capt. Dick
08-01-2002, 03:12 PM
You`re right Hoover....I`ll split that 10% exactly in half and give the Miami Library 6.78 %.

RobertHoover
08-01-2002, 03:18 PM
I'll give 10% to the Miami chapter of the Jehovah's witnesses. Have them call the NJ folks and tell them to stop bothering me damn it.

Sorry - I know its off topic but it had to be said.

Capt. Dick
08-01-2002, 03:30 PM
I told this story on this channel a few mos. ago (true story)

Back in my drinkin` days, I was awakened one morning by a female Jehova`s witness. I was hung over, a little horny and pissed off that I got woke up.

She started her speil....I interupted her with "Hey you look mighty fine, wanna come in for a drink?"

The poor woman almost tripped down the steps, making her getaway.....Never been bothered since.

RobertHoover
08-01-2002, 03:36 PM
I guess thats better than pissin on their shoes. Nice work Capt.

We just got a new Freedom Hall built it town so the place is swarming with them. A couple months ago I'm sitting outside a resturant drinking a beer with my wife and a guy starts his speach. I wanted to hit him with the bottle but it was full and I was thirsty. The owner actually came out and chased them away.

dolphinators13
08-01-2002, 03:37 PM
90% for moulds to get a pair of balls

RobertHoover
08-01-2002, 03:41 PM
Good solid post 13. Way to step right in with a winner.

dolphinators13
08-01-2002, 03:42 PM
its seems to me that u are not being serious.. but i could be wrong

RobertHoover
08-01-2002, 03:55 PM
I'm always serious 13.

3W
08-01-2002, 04:16 PM
I donate 20 % of the proceeds raised from the "getafinfanatooth" fundraiser to the Miami Psychiatric Association for research to help combat those book fearing and dental chair fearing ways of the typical finsfan, a terrible affliction, and to help anyone else that lives within a 200 mile radius that might have come in contact with them. :D :lol: :lol:

MOULDSROCKS
08-01-2002, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick
10% to the Buffalo Library to be used toward the purchase of books with words.


Apple, Ball, Cat, Dog, Fish.... these are all words! Dumbass!! :D

j/k

WharfRat
08-02-2002, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by RobertHoover
I'll give 10% to the Miami chapter of the Jehovah's witnesses. Have them call the NJ folks and tell them to stop bothering me damn it.

Sorry - I know its off topic but it had to be said.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll pitch in for that one too Hoov!

WharfRat
08-02-2002, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by MOULDSROCKS



Apple, Ball, Cat, Dog, Fish.... these are all words! Dumbass!!

Very good Mouldy... now tomorrow you can learn some two syllable words!

Can you say football boys and girls? I knew you could!
:D

bigbry
08-02-2002, 12:16 AM
Originally posted by MOULDSROCKS



Apple, Ball, Cat, Dog, Fish.... these are all words! Dumbass!!

10% for Mouldy, to purchase a "previously owned" brain that a Bills Fan sold to an organ broker for a 12pac.

Oh sorry MR, I see you have already done that.


BB:D

dolfan06
08-02-2002, 12:56 AM
Originally posted by MOULDSROCKS



Apple, Ball, Cat, Dog, Fish.... these are all words! Dumbass!! :D

j/k i know the word ball(s) leaves you mystified!

MOULDSROCKS
08-02-2002, 01:07 AM
ball - n. 1. a childrens play toy, often round in shape 2. a round object 3. item used in various games 3. Football, Baseball, and Basketball all use different balls 4. when the pitcher in baseball throws and the batter does not swing 5. a place to dance 6. a formal party with dancing

balls n 1. pl of ball 2. slang term for testicles 3. something fin fans are lacking of 4. bills fans have big balls

dolfan06
08-02-2002, 08:49 AM
you only think so!

Capt. Dick
08-02-2002, 09:04 AM
Originally posted by MOULDSROCKS



Apple, Ball, Cat, Dog, Fish.... these are all words! Dumbass!! :D

j/k


Dumbass??!!!!!......Listen up you mould rot, cross-eyed, frog`s butt.....before pullin` another all-nighter trying to duplicate this last world-class post, get edge to help you! Quit skimpin` on the brain cells. You`ve got 2 cells left. Use one now and save the other for one for something really important.... like breathing.

Oh yeah.....j/k :D

bigbry
08-02-2002, 01:35 PM
10% to Hoover for a P-e-n-i-s augmentation. And my wife wants to pitch in too.:lol:


BB

dolfan06
08-02-2002, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by bigbry
10% to Hoover for a P-e-n-i-s augmentation. And my wife wants to pitch in too.:lol:


BB i don't even think i'd do that for a bills fan. well maybe one, do you need help 3W?

Billhoff
08-03-2002, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick
Finish the following sentance.

I give 10% of my money to the Buffalo......

(give destination and reason) I`d give 10% of my $ to the hunter Kelly fondation and 90% of my money to help sink the state of Florida

Billhoff
08-03-2002, 09:19 AM
Originally posted by Billhoff
I`d give 10% of my $ to the hunter Kelly fondation and 90% of my money to help sink the state of Florida WHOOPS! I miss spelled" foundation"sorry teachers don`t shoot me I made a mistake.wooooo!....Old fart warf nuts please forgive!

Billhoff
08-03-2002, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick



Dumbass??!!!!!......Listen up you mould rot, cross-eyed, frog`s butt.....before pullin` another all-nighter trying to duplicate this last world-class post, get edge to help you! Quit skimpin` on the brain cells. You`ve got 2 cells left. Use one now and save the other for one for something really important.... like breathing.

Oh yeah.....j/k :D Hey C-DICK, Try not to let your mind wonder like that anymore, its much to small to be outside by itself!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

dolfan06
08-03-2002, 10:58 AM
Originally posted by Billhoff
Hey C-DICK, Try not to let your mind wonder like that anymore, its much to small to be outside by itself!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: but i "wonder" if the capt"s mind does "wander". i know i go in to a room to get something and i can't remember what the hell it was!

3W
08-03-2002, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i don't even think i'd do that for a bills fan. well maybe one, do you need help 3W?

LMAO!! Well, if "augmentation" means reduction then I will take it...these custom made underwear get awful expensive.:D :lol:

dolfan06
08-03-2002, 11:12 AM
YEAH RIGHT!

3W
08-03-2002, 11:58 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Capt. Dick
08-03-2002, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
but i "wonder" if the capt"s mind does "wander". i know i go in to a room to get something and i can't remember what the hell it was!


Yup....I`m there dude. :D :lol:

Capt. Dick
08-03-2002, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by 3W


LMAO!! Well, if "augmentation" means reduction then I will take it...these custom made underwear get awful expensive.:D :lol:


You think you`ve got it bad 3W....When I lay down to sleep I`ve got to hang mine out the window and hope the dog doesn`t see it.

dolfan06
08-03-2002, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick



You think you`ve got it bad 3W....When I lay down to sleep I`ve got to hang mine out the window and hope the dog doesn`t see it. my ankles are getting sore from walking on my tip toes all the time to keep it from dragging on the ground!!!!!!!!

Capt. Dick
08-03-2002, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
my ankles are getting sore from walking on my tip toes all the time to keep it from dragging on the ground!!!!!!!!


I would have sworn you were taller than a 1/2 inch. :D

dolfan06
08-03-2002, 08:13 PM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick



I would have sworn you were taller than a 1/2 inch. :D doesn't make much difference how tall you are, when you have to carry half your body weight around, your back and ankles get tired!

Capt. Dick
08-03-2002, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
doesn't make much difference how tall you are, when you have to carry half your body weight around, your bach and ankles get tired!


:lol:

TigerJ
08-03-2002, 10:53 PM
Whatever you do, just don't give your 10% to Buffalo's mayor and city council. They'll just lose it or squander it like they've been doing with tax revenue and state aid just about forever.

3W
08-04-2002, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
doesn't make much difference how tall you are, when you have to carry half your body weight around, your back and ankles get tired!

06, you and Capt Dick have obviously been skipping your medications...please return those socks that you have in stuffed in your pants to the sock drawer and report to Nurse Rachette immediately for adminstration of some very powerful drugs. :D :lol: :lol:

dolfan06
08-04-2002, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by 3W


06, you and Capt Dick have obviously been skipping your medications...please return those socks that you have in stuffed in your pants to the sock drawer and report to Nurse Rachette immediately for adminstration of some very powerful drugs. :D :lol: :lol: hell, i don't think i could take any more drugs. i'm taking zocor, levoxyl, glyburide and ecotrin now!

3W
08-04-2002, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
hell, i don't think i could take any more drugs. i'm taking zocor, levoxyl, glyburide and ecotrin now!

Damn, I'm going to start calling you "RiteAid06" from now on:D I can feel your pain though, I am on meds for good from a previous injury. They cost about $300 a month. I have no medical coverage for it so I have pay for it out my own pocket:cry:

dolfan06
08-04-2002, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by 3W


Damn, I'm going to start calling you "RiteAid06" from now on:D I can feel your pain though, I am on meds for good from a previous injury. They cost about $300 a month. I have no medical coverage for it so I have pay for it out my own pocket:cry: have you ever heard of a mail order pharmacy called "prescription solutions" check and see what your meds would cost through them. i have real good insurance through my wifes policy at the college , but through preacription solutions i even pay less! here's the link! https://www.rxsolutions.com/drugstore/drugstore.asp

Capt. Dick
08-04-2002, 01:06 PM
I`m not on any medication. Maybe I should be. If they don`t have a med. for brain rot.....I`m screwed. :D

WharfRat
08-04-2002, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick
I`m not on any medication.

Me either... but I'd like to be! :D

Capt. Dick
08-04-2002, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by WharfRat


Me either... but I'd like to be! :D


I was one of the original hippies. Been there and done that. :D :lol:

3W
08-04-2002, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
have you ever heard of a mail order pharmacy called "prescription solutions" check and see what your meds would cost through them. i have real good insurance through my wifes policy at the college , but through preacription solutions i even pay less! here's the link! https://www.rxsolutions.com/drugstore/drugstore.asp

Thanks 06, I'll definitely check it out!!;)

dolfan06
08-04-2002, 02:07 PM
its a mail order type of pharmacy. i get prescriptions filled for 90 days, wih 3 refills, so that keeps me from worrying about a new prescription for at least a year!

dolfan06
08-04-2002, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick
I`m not on any medication. Maybe I should be. If they don`t have a med. for brain rot.....I`m screwed. :D thats enough of the good stuff for me! haven't been out since my bypass though, kinda afraid to get too far away from help!

WharfRat
08-04-2002, 10:04 PM
How long ago was your bypass 06?
My Dad had a quadruple about 10 years ago...

dolfan06
08-04-2002, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by WharfRat
How long ago was your bypass 06?
My Dad had a quadruple about 10 years ago... i had a quadruple in january of 2000!

Capt. Dick
08-05-2002, 07:23 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
i had a quadruple in january of 2000!


How are you feeling now?

dolfan06
08-05-2002, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick



How are you feeling now? except for the usual monday morning aches, i feel great!:D

Capt. Dick
08-05-2002, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
except for the usual monday morning aches, i feel great!:D


I`m a few mos. older than you are, so I feel your aches + a couple more. :lol:

Seriously tho, I feel pretty good also. I feel better now that football`s here.

dolfan06
08-05-2002, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick



I`m a few mos. older than you are, so I feel your aches + a couple more. :lol:

Seriously tho, I feel pretty good also. I feel better now that football`s here. yep, turn on th tube at 8PM your time and watch giants/texans!

3W
08-05-2002, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick



I`m a few mos. older than you are, so I feel your aches + a couple more. :lol:

Seriously tho, I feel pretty good also. I feel better now that football`s here.

LOL..man oh man, what am I going to have to do, put you two in a nursing home or what:lol: :lol: :D

Capt. Dick
08-05-2002, 11:55 PM
Easy now, church.....3W is pushin` 50W. :D

dolfan06
08-06-2002, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by 3W


LOL..man oh man, what am I going to have to do, put you two in a nursing home or what:lol: :lol: :D just remember 3W, we got there, you still have long way to go, and may not make it at all.:rolleyes:

3W
08-06-2002, 12:08 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

dolfan06
08-06-2002, 12:15 AM
Originally posted by 3W


LOL..man oh man, what am I going to have to do, put you two in a nursing home or what:lol: :lol: :D i can think of a few woman i could pretend were nurses, you could put me in a home with them!:D

Capt. Dick
08-06-2002, 12:19 AM
What are you two old farts doin` up this late? Get your asses to bed. :D

dolfan06
08-06-2002, 12:25 AM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick
What are you two old farts doin` up this late? Get your asses to bed. :D or be by myself?!;)

dolfan06
08-06-2002, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick
What are you two old farts doin` up this late? Get your asses to bed. :D its only 9:30 here!

Capt. Dick
08-06-2002, 12:29 AM
Oh yeah, that`s right. Well, I`m goin` to bed. You two heathens stay out of trouble. LOL

3W
08-06-2002, 12:36 AM
Good night Capt D, I'm headed for bed myself.....hold down the fort 06 and have a good night;)

dolfan06
08-06-2002, 12:39 AM
Originally posted by 3W
Good night Capt D, I'm headed for bed myself.....hold down the fort 06 and have a good night;) could be kinda hard to hold on to if its an "A"!

WharfRat
08-06-2002, 10:40 AM
Originally posted by 3W


LOL..man oh man, what am I going to have to do, put you two in a nursing home or what:lol: :lol: :D

Be careful with the nursing home comments!! If Jerkhoff hears about it, he'll be lookin in the windows...

Capt. Dick
08-06-2002, 12:53 PM
LOL, Yeah plus 3W ain`t no young`n.

inFINSible
08-06-2002, 02:06 PM
Yeah but he didn't go to school with Red Grange.;)

3W
08-06-2002, 03:07 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Capt. Dick
08-06-2002, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by inFINSible
Yeah but he didn't go to school with Red Grange.;)


Smartass!! :lol:

inFINSible
08-06-2002, 07:36 PM
sorry:D

dolfan06
08-06-2002, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by inFINSible
Yeah but he didn't go to school with Red Grange.;) i've an opinion you could sit in a bowl of ice cream and tell me what flavor it is!:lol:

inFINSible
08-06-2002, 08:34 PM
Don't start on me Hank Hill.;) I was just joshin ya old timer.:D

dolfan06
08-06-2002, 09:13 PM
see, i wa just pullin your lariat. it can go two ways ya know!lol

inFINSible
08-06-2002, 09:41 PM
ya got me pardner.

dolfan06
08-07-2002, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by 3W
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: geritol i don't use, drink enough of that stuff and you'll never walk a straight line!

3W
08-07-2002, 12:25 AM
Originally posted by dolfan06
geritol i don't use, drink enough of that stuff and you'll never walk a straight line!

LMFAO!! I was hoping that you would appreciate my new avatar, Im very proud of it :D

dolfan06
08-07-2002, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by 3W


LMFAO!! I was hoping that you would appreciate my new avatar, Im very proud of it :D the avatar's ok, your caption sucks!

3W
08-07-2002, 08:50 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

dolfan06
08-07-2002, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by 3W
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :p :p :p :p :p :p

Capt. Dick
08-07-2002, 08:54 AM
Originally posted by 3W
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


In the words of the illustrious MOULDSROCKS......:rolleyes:

3W
08-07-2002, 09:07 AM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick



In the words of the illustrious MOULDSROCKS......:rolleyes:

ROFLMAO!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Capt. Dick
08-07-2002, 09:13 AM
Where`s that little critter been? Might be hiding from Bigbry. J/K Mouldsy....C`mon back. :goof:

bigbry
08-07-2002, 10:16 AM
Originally posted by Capt. Dick
Where`s that little critter been? Might be hiding from Bigbry. J/K Mouldsy....C`mon back. :goof:

LOL! Capt. I think he got stuck on the tires of my semi.
Really, I didnt mean to kill him.:lol:


BB

Capt. Dick
08-07-2002, 10:48 AM
Mouldsy reminds me of one of my younger bros. Good kid, but one way or another he always seemed to get into trouble. :lol:

dolfan06
08-07-2002, 08:05 PM
moldy is not that bad, he's just backing the wrong team! he'll convert!

3W
08-07-2002, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by dolfan06
moldy is not that bad, he's just backing the wrong team! he'll convert!

HaHa! I think that you would have a better chance of converting him to a nun before he would switch over to the teal and orange:D :lol:

bigbry
08-07-2002, 08:22 PM
Originally posted by 3W


HaHa! I think that you would a better chance of converting him to a nun before he would switch over to the teal and orange:D :lol:

Well, the Dolphins are angels sent by God.:goof:


BB

dolfan06
08-07-2002, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by 3W


HaHa! I think that you would a better chance of converting him to a nun before he would switch over to the teal and orange:D :lol: you have a soft spot for aqua and orange!

dolfan06
08-07-2002, 08:27 PM
Originally posted by bigbry


Well, the Dolphins are angels sent by God.:goof:


BB lets convert this dude. i know he's tired of backing a perennial loser!:lol:

dolfan06
08-07-2002, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by bigbry


Well, the Dolphins are angels sent by God.:goof:


BB just check with downed flyers!:p